# \[GAME\] Speak To Me Only in Song Lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 16, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502 "2013-05-16T12:17:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 188

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3741 "2014-03-02T23:34:14Z")

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I broke a thousand hearts  
Before I met you  
I’ll break a thousand more, baby  
Before I am through  
I wanna be yours pretty baby  
Yours and yours alone  
I’m here to tell ya honey  
That I’m bad to the bone  
Bad to the bone  
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Bad,  
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Bad,  
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Bad,  
Bad to the bone

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2014, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3742 "2014-03-03T14:15:21Z")

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Feed those bones some calcium.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2014, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3743 "2014-03-03T14:40:36Z")

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Don’t give me no pop, no pop  
Don’t give me no tea, no tea  
Just give me that milk,  
moo, moo, moo, moo  
Wisconsin milk  
moo, moo, moo, moo

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2014, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3744 "2014-03-03T15:47:02Z")

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Hey little girlie in the blue jeans so tight  
Drivin’ alone through the Wisconsin night  
You’re my last love you’re my last chance  
Don’t let `em take me to the Cadillac Ranch

Cadillac, Cadillac  
Long and dark shiny and black  
Open up your engines let `em roar  
Tearing up the highway like a big old dinosaur

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2014, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3745 "2014-03-03T16:00:22Z")

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I work for the county out on 95  
All day I hold a red flag and watch the traffic pass me by  
In my head I keep a picture of a pretty little miss  
Someday, mister, I’m gonna lead a better life than this

Working on the highway, laying down the blacktop  
Working on the highway, all day long I don’t stop  
Working on the highway, blasting through the bedrock  
Working on the highway, working on the highway

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2014, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3746 "2014-03-03T16:51:48Z")

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Everyone I know, everywhere I go  
People need some reason to believe  
I don’t know about anyone but me  
If it takes all night, that’ll be all right  
If I can get you to smile before I leave

Looking out at the road rushing under my wheels  
I don’t know how to tell you all just how crazy this life feels  
Look around for the friends that I used to turn to to pull me through  
Looking into their eyes I see them running too

Running on, running on empty  
Running on, running blind  
Running on, running into the sun  
But I’m running behind

Honey you really tempt me  
You know the way you look so kind  
I’d love to stick around but I’m running behind  
You know I don’t even know what I’m hoping to find  
Running into the sun but I’m running behind

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2014, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3747 "2014-03-03T17:58:37Z")

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Seen a man standin’ over a dead dog lyin’ by the highway in a ditch  
He’s lookin’ down kinda puzzled pokin’ that dog with a stick  
Got his car door flung open he’s standin’ out on Highway 31  
Like if he stood there long enough that dog’d get up and run  
It struck me kinda funny, seemed kinda funny sir to me  
Still at the end of every hard earned day people find some reason to believe

Now Mary Lou loved Johnny with a love mean and true  
She said, “Baby I’ll work for you every day, bring my money home to you.”  
One day he up and left her and ever since that  
She waits down at the end of that dirt road for young Johnny to come back  
Struck me kinda funny, funny yeah to me  
How at the end of every hard earned day people find some reason to believe

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2014, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3748 "2014-03-03T22:42:14Z")

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Yellow matter custard  
Dripping from a dead dog’s eye  
Crabalocker fishwife  
Pornographic priestess  
Boy, you’ve been a naughty girl  
You let your knickers down

I am the eggman  
They are the eggmen  
I am the walrus  
Goo goo g’ joob

Sitting in an English garden  
Waiting for the sun  
If the sun don’t come you get a tan  
From standing in the English rain

I am the eggman  
(“How do you do sir”)  
They are the eggmen  
(“The man maintains a fortune”)  
I am the walrus  
Goo goo g’ joob Goo Goo Goo g’ joob

Expert, texpert choking smokers  
Don’t you think the joker laughs at you  
(Ho ho ho hee hee hee hah hah hah)  
See how they smile like pigs in a sty  
See how they snide  
I’m crying

Semolina Pilchard  
Climbing up the Eiffel tower  
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna  
Man, you should have seen them kicking  
Edgar Allen Poe

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3749 "2014-03-04T00:07:39Z")

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Hare hare krishna, a good learner’s a good listener  
(It’s the N.O.R.E., huh?) He come with the RZA  
Say hadi hadi rama, control your karma  
Stop that drama, President Obama  
RZA, you get trapped in six  
Up, you better grab your crucifix, it’s the remix  
Digitech, back inside your set

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3750 "2014-03-04T00:57:34Z")

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Come on all of you big strong men  
Uncle Sam needs your help again  
He’s got himself in a terrible jam  
Way down yonder in Vietnam  
So put down your books and pick up a gun  
We’re gonna have a whole lotta fun!

And it’s one, two, three, what are we fighting for?  
Don’t ask me I don’t give a damn  
Next stop is Vietnam  
And it’s five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates  
Well there ain’t no time to wonder why  
Whoopee! we’re all gonna die

Come on generals, let’s move fast  
Your big chance has come at last  
Gotta go out and get those reds  
The only good commie is the one that’s dead  
You know that peace can only be won  
When we’ve blown 'em all to kingdom come

And it’s one, two, three, what are we fighting for?  
Don’t ask me I don’t give a damn  
Next stop is Vietnam  
And it’s five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates  
Well there ain’t no time to wonder why  
Whoopee! we’re all gonna die

Come on Wall Street, don’t move slow  
Why man, this is war au-go-go  
There’s plenty good money to be made  
Supplying the Army with the tools of the trade  
Just hope and pray that if they drop the bomb,  
They drop it on the Viet Cong

And it’s one, two, three, what are we fighting for?  
Don’t ask me I don’t give a damn  
Next stop is Vietnam  
And it’s five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates  
Well there ain’t no time to wonder why  
Whoopee! we’re all gonna die

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3751 "2014-03-04T02:03:13Z")

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All at once, the moon clouded over,  
We heard a gurgling cry.  
A few seconds later, the captain’s helmet  
Was all that floated by.  
The Sergeant said, “Turn around men!  
I’m in charge from now on.”  
And we just made it out of the Big Muddy  
With the captain dead and gone.

We stripped and dived and found his body  
Stuck in the old quicksand.  
I guess he didn’t know that the water was deeper  
Than the place he’d once before been.  
Another stream had joined the Big Muddy  
'Bout a half mile from where we’d gone.  
We were lucky to escape from the Big Muddy  
When the big fool said to push on.

Well, I’m not going to point any moral;  
I’ll leave that for yourself  
Maybe you’re still walking, you’re still talking  
You’d like to keep your health.  
But every time I read the papers  
That old feeling comes on;  
We’re – waist deep in the Big Muddy  
And the big fool says to push on.

Waist deep in the Big Muddy  
And the big fool says to push on.  
Waist deep in the Big Muddy  
And the big fool says to push on.  
Waist deep! Neck deep! Soon even a  
Tall man’ll be over his head, we’re  
Waist deep in the Big Muddy!  
And the big fool says to push on!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3752 "2014-03-04T02:48:06Z")

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Oh I marched to the battle of New Orleans  
At the end of the early British war  
The young land started growing  
The young blood started flowing  
But I ain’t marchin’ anymore

For I’ve killed my share of Indians  
In a thousand different fights  
I was there at the Little Big Horn  
I heard many men lying I saw many more dying  
But I ain’t marchin’ anymore

It’s always the old to lead us to the war  
It’s always the young to fall  
Now look at all we’ve won with the saber and the gun  
Tell me is it worth it all

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3753 "2014-03-04T03:20:19Z")

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When Stagger Lee had drunk his fill of moonlight  
He turned his burnin’ eyes upon my soul  
“It’s time, by God, to spend this night with someone else”, he said.  
“Squeeze a little pleasure from the gold” (love & glory, children)  
We can take it easy when we’re old.

He said, “We’ll take us into town, lay our money down  
I’ll bring you to the sweetest thing that grows  
Because the fairest ones in sight are bloomin’ every night at a tavern  
Called the Sabre and the Rose.”

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3754 "2014-03-04T05:23:21Z")

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My love throws me like a rubber ball  
Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing  
She won’t catch me or break my fall  
Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing  
Baby’s got blue skies up ahead  
But in this I’m a rain cloud  
You know she likes a dry kind of love  
Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing

I’m losing you  
I’m losing you yeah  
Ain’t love the sweetest thing

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3755 "2014-03-04T12:20:15Z")

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Oh, I think it’s gonna be all right  
Yes, the worst is over now  
The morning sun is shining  
Like a red, rubber ball.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3756 "2014-03-04T13:03:31Z")

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Someone fell across me  
Regretting their honesty  
Shook away the cautious care  
Looked right though me like I wasn’t there

River came to meet me  
Relationships can be like water  
Deep but shallow, the popular bed  
Springs to mind my undetected closure

You’ll only scratch the surface  
If you bounce around like an atom ball  
Oh yeah, oh yeah, it’s nice up there  
Be a lighthouse  
Don’t block out your view

Take this daring leap  
Wake, you’ve been asleep  
Go attack your life  
The paint is peeling  
Scrape to save what’s yours

Someone fell across me  
Regretting their honesty  
Shook away the cautious care  
Looked right though me like I wasn’t there

Don’t block out your view…

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3757 "2014-03-04T13:51:18Z")

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Little precious has a natural obsession  
For temptation but he just can’t see  
She gives him loving that his body can’t handle  
But all he can say is “Baby, it’s good to me.”

One day he goes and takes a glimpse in the mirror  
But he doesn’t recognize his own face  
His health is fading and he doesn’t know why  
Three letters took him to his final resting place  
Y’all don’t hear me

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3758 "2014-03-04T16:56:39Z")

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We went around and round and round and round and round the Shoreway  
We was a duet duet duet duet do it on the pavement  
Oh maybe maybe I’m gonna have a baby  
We was a duet oh we do it all night

I was feeling kind of ethereal 'cause I’m precious  
I had my eye on your Imperial you’re so precious  
Now Howard the Duck and Mr. Stress both stayed  
Trapped in a world that they never made  
But not me baby I’m too precious I had to fuck off

Made me wanna,  
Made me wanna,  
You made me make it  
Oh, you’re so mean

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3759 "2014-03-04T17:55:23Z")

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Out on the streets, that’s where we’ll meet  
You make the night, I always cross the line  
Tightened our belts, abused ourselves  
Get in our way, we’ll put you on your shelf

Another day, some other way  
We’re gonna go, but then we’ll see you again  
I’ve had enough, we’ve had enough  
Cold in vain, she said

I knew right from the beginning  
That you would end up winnin’  
I knew right from the start  
You’d put an arrow through my heart

Round and round  
With love we’ll find a way just give it time  
Round and round  
What comes around goes around  
I’ll tell you why, dig

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**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3760 "2014-03-04T19:30:35Z")

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Swing your partner round and round  
End of the night, it’s going down  
One more shot, another round  
End of the night, it’s going down

It’s going down  
I’m yelling “timber!”

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