# \[GAME\] Speak To Me Only in Song Lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 16, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502 "2013-05-16T12:17:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 197

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2014, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3921 "2014-03-15T12:26:43Z")

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We caught a ride back to Naboo  
Cause Queen Amidala wanted to  
I frankly would’ve liked to stay  
We all fought in that epic war  
And it wasn’t long at all before  
Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day  
And in the end some Gungans died  
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried  
A lot of folks were croakin’  
The battle droids were broken  
And the Jedi I admire most  
Met up with Darth Maul and now he’s toast  
Well, I’m still here and he’s a ghost  
I guess I’ll train this boy

And I was singin’, my my, this here Anakin guy  
May be Vader someday later, now he’s just a small fry  
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye  
Sayin’ “Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi  
Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”  
We were singin’, my my, this here Anakin guy  
May be Vader someday later, now he’s just a small fry  
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye  
Sayin’ “Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2014, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3922 "2014-03-15T14:20:01Z")

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The queen of diamonds let you down,  
She was just an empty fable  
The queen of hearts you say you never met  
Your twisted fate has found you out  
And it’s fin’lly turned the tables  
Stole your dreams and paid you with regret  
Desperado  
(Is there gonna be anything left, is there gonna be anything?)  
You sealed your fate up a long time ago  
(Ain’t it hard when you’re all alone in the center ring?)  
Now there’s no time left to borrow  
(Is there gonna be anything left?)  
Only stardust  
(Maybe tomorrow)  
Maybe tomorrow  
Maybe tomorrow

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2014, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3923 "2014-03-15T14:32:28Z")

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Don’t you draw the Queen of Diamonds,Boy.  
She’ll beat you if she’s able.  
You know the Queen of Hearts is always your best bet.

Now, it seems to me some fine things  
Have been laid upon your table,  
but you only want the ones that you can’t get.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2014, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3924 "2014-03-15T14:55:54Z")

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One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small  
And the ones that mother gives you, don’t do anything at all

Go ask Alice, when she’s ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits, and you know you’re going to fall  
Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar has given you the call

And call Alice, when she was just small

When the men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go  
And you’ve just had some kind of mushroom, and your mind is moving low

Go ask Alice, I think she’ll know

When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead  
And the white knight is talking backwards  
And the red queen’s off with her head  
Remember what the dormouse said  
Feed your head, feed your head

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2014, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3925 "2014-03-15T15:00:46Z")

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Alice, pretty little Alice  
Pretty little Alice in wonderland

Alice in wonderland  
Oh, won’t you take me by the hand  
And lead me to your wonderland of love

I took one look at you  
And that was all I had to do  
Alice, you’re the girl I’m dreamin’ of

Tweedle dum, tweedle dee  
You have made my life a fantasy  
You don’t know what you’re doin’ to me  
My heart goes pitter patter  
'Cause I’m mad as a hatter for

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2014, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3926 "2014-03-15T15:43:04Z")

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You can get anything you want  
At Alice’s Restaurant  
(Exceptin’ Alice)

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2014, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3927 "2014-03-15T16:00:00Z")

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You can sing anything you want  
To _Alice’s Restaurant_.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2014, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3928 "2014-03-15T16:01:13Z")

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Coming in from London from over the pole  
Flying in a big airliner  
Chickens flying everywhere around the plane  
Could we ever feel much finer?

Coming into Los Angeles  
Bringing in a couple of keys  
Don’t touch my bags if you please, Mr. Customs Man

There’s a guy with a ticket to Mexico  
No, he couldn’t look much stranger  
Walking in the hall with his things and all  
Smiling, said he was the Lone Ranger

Coming into Los Angeles  
Bringing in a couple of keys  
Don’t touch my bags if you please, Mr. Customs Man

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2014, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3929 "2014-03-15T16:47:22Z")

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Leaving home, out on the road  
I’ve been down before  
Riding along on this big old jet plane  
I’ve been thinking about my home  
But my love light seems so far away  
And I feel like it’s all been done  
Somebody’s trying to make me stay  
You know I got to be moving on

Oh, big ol’ jet airliner  
Don’t carry me too far away  
Oh, big ol’ jet airliner  
'Cause it’s here that I’ve got to stay

Goodbye to all my friends at home  
Goodbye to people I’ve trusted  
I’ve got to go out and make my way  
I might get rich, you know, I might get busted  
But my heart keeps calling me backwards  
As I get on the 707  
Riding high, I got tears in my eyes  
You know you got to go through hell before you get to heaven

Big ol’ jet airliner  
Don’t carry me too far away  
Oh, big ol’ jet airliner  
'Cause it’s here that I’ve got to stay

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2014, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3930 "2014-03-15T17:05:57Z")

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737 comin’ out of the sky  
Won’t you take me down to Memphis on a midnight ride  
I wanna move  
Playin’ in a travelin’ band  
Yeah!  
Well I’m flyin’ ‘cross the land, tryin’ to get a hand  
Playin’ in a travelin’ band

Take me to the hotel baggage gone oh well  
Come on come on won’t you get me to my room  
I wanna move  
Playin’ in a travelin’ band  
Yeah!  
Well I’m flyin’ ‘cross the land, tryin’ to get a hand  
Playin’ in a travelin’ band

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2014, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3931 "2014-03-15T19:27:35Z")

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Long distance information, give me Memphis Tennessee  
Help me find the party trying to get in touch with me  
She could not leave her number, but I know who placed the call  
'Cause my uncle took the message and he wrote it on the wall

Help me, information, get in touch with my Marie  
She’s the only one who’d phone me here from Memphis Tennessee  
Her home is on the south side, high up on a ridge  
Just a half a mile from the Mississippi Bridge

Help me, information, more than that I cannot add  
Only that I miss her and all the fun we had  
But we were pulled apart because her mom did not agree  
And tore apart our happy home in Memphis Tennessee

Last time I saw Marie she’s waving me good-bye  
With hurry home drops on her cheek that trickled from her eye  
Marie is only six years old, information please  
Try to put me through to her in Memphis Tennessee

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2014, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3932 "2014-03-15T20:41:29Z")

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What can I do to change her mind?  
Maybe she thinks that I’m just not her kind  
I think she wants me but she’s trying to play hard to get  
When she treats me this way, I wish we’d never met

Information, that’s what I need  
Some information, where did she come from?  
Information, that’s what I need  
Some information

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2014, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3933 "2014-03-15T20:51:03Z")

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You mean the world  
The real world to me  
So watching you go  
Is like watching a film in slow motion  
Everything I touch  
Turns to dust  
And everyone I turn to  
Turns on me

Strange the way  
We accept our lot - living together  
Strange the way  
We self-destruct - dying together  
All the beauty gets taken for granted  
All the pain gets put in the way  
Put in our way

Contact’s the fact - I need it  
Contact you because I need you

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2014, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3934 "2014-03-15T21:19:03Z")

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I’ve got a lump in my throat about the note you wrote  
I’d come on over but I haven’t got a raincoat

Have we got contact  
You and me?  
Have we got touchdown  
Can’t we be?

I’ve got contacts in my book and in my eyes  
My good connection on the telephone never lies

Have we got contact  
You and me?  
Have we got touchdown  
Can’t we be?

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2014, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3935 "2014-03-15T22:05:15Z")

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Hello, how are you? Have you been alright  
Through all those lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely nights?  
That’s what I’d say. I’d tell you everything  
If you’d pick up that telephone.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2014, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3936 "2014-03-15T23:16:55Z")

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All alone  
By the telephone  
Waiting for a ring  
A ting-a-ling

I’m all alone ev’ry evening  
All alone feeling blue

Wond’ring where you are  
And how you are  
And if you are  
All alone too

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2014, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3937 "2014-03-16T02:16:57Z")

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I’m in the phone booth, it’s the one across the hall  
If you don’t answer, I’ll just ring it off the wall  
I know he’s there, but I just had to call  
Don’t leave me hanging on the telephone  
Don’t leave me hanging on the telephone  
I heard your mother now she’s going out the door  
Did she go to work or just go to the store  
All those things she said, I told you to ignore  
Oh why can’t we talk again  
Oh why can’t we talk again  
Oh why can’t we talk again  
Don’t leave me hanging on the telephone  
Don’t leave me hanging on the telephone

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2014, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3938 "2014-03-16T05:19:39Z")

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Cover me with kisses, baby  
Cover me with love  
Roll me in designer sheets  
I’ll never get enough  
Emotions come, I don’t know why  
Cover up love’s alibi

Call me (call me) on the line  
Call me, call me any, anytime  
Call me (call me) oh my love  
When you’re ready we can share the wine  
Call me

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2014, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3939 "2014-03-16T11:21:56Z")

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Hello, yeah, it’s been a while.  
Not much, how 'bout you?  
I’m not sure why I called,  
I guess I really just wanted to talk to you.  
And I was thinking maybe later on,  
We could get together for a while.  
It’s been such a long time,  
And I really do miss your smile.

I’m not talking 'bout moving in,  
And I don’t want to change your life.  
But there’s a warm wind blowing the stars around,  
And I’d really love to see you tonight.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2014, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/3940 "2014-03-16T14:42:33Z")

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The devil mocks their every step  
The snow drives back the foot that’s slow  
The dogs of doom are howling more  
They carry news that must get through  
To build a dream for me and you

They choose the path where no-one goes.

They hold no quarter  
They ask, they ask no quarter.  
Oh, missing you without quarter  
Oh the pain, the pain without quarter.  
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah, give me quarter quarter quarter

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