# \[GAME\] Speak To Me Only in Song Lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 16, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502 "2013-05-16T12:17:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 202

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2014, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4021 "2014-03-21T17:13:27Z")

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Lady driver  
Let me take your wheel  
Smooth operator  
Touch my bumper  
Hey, let’s make a deal  
Make it real  
Like a road runner  
Coming after you  
Just like a hero  
Outta the blue  
I’ll be your non-stop lover  
Get it while you can  
Your non-stop miracle  
I’m your man

Get outta my dreams  
Get into my car  
Get outta my dreams  
Get in the back seat baby  
Get into my car  
Beep beep, yeah  
Get outta my mind  
Get into my life  
Oooooooooh  
Oh I said hey (Hey) you (You)  
Get into my car

Oh baby, let’s go

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2014, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4022 "2014-03-21T18:46:58Z")

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I need a hero  
I’m holding out for a hero till the end of the night

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2014, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4023 "2014-03-21T19:26:35Z")

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I, I will be king  
And you, you will be queen  
Though nothing will drive them away  
We can be heroes, just for one day  
We can be us, just for one day

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2014, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4024 "2014-03-21T22:09:20Z")

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Sing a song that can’t be sung  
Without the morning’s kiss  
Queen you shall be if you wish  
Look for your king

Why can’t we play today?  
Why can’t we stay that way?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2014, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4025 "2014-03-21T23:11:37Z")

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It’s not a case of telling the truth  
Some lines just fit the situation  
Call me a liar  
You would anyway

It’s not a case of aiming to please  
You know you’re always crying  
It’s just your part  
In the play for today

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2014, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4026 "2014-03-22T14:49:07Z")

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Lies, lies, lies, yeah

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2014, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4027 "2014-03-22T14:57:04Z")

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I’ve bought you sentimental roses  
But you gave them all away  
I’ve played you all my favorite records  
Then we spent the night in talking, talking all the time  
You sent me home  
I was so surprised to find that after all  
It doesn’t hurt to be alone

Cause you got love, love  
Love on your side  
Cause you got love, love  
Love on your side  
Cause you got love, love  
Love on your side  
Cause you got love, love  
Love on your side

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2014, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4028 "2014-03-22T15:49:13Z")

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Sugar Plum Fairy came and hit the streets  
Lookin’ for soul food and a place to eat  
Went to the Apollo  
You should’ve seen em go go go  
They said, Hey shuga Take a walk on the wild side  
I Said, Hey babe  
Take a walk on the wild side  
All right, huh

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2014, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4029 "2014-03-22T15:56:10Z")

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He met Marmalade down IN old Moulin Rouge  
Struttin’ her stuff on the street  
She said, “Hello, hey Joe, you wanna give it a go?” uh huh

Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (Hey hey hey)  
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (here)  
Mocha Chocalata ya ya (oh yea)  
Creole lady Marmalade

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2014, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4030 "2014-03-22T17:33:10Z")

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Hey Joe, where you goin’ with that gun in your hand?  
Hey Joe, I said where you goin’ with that gun in your hand?  
I’m goin’ down to shoot my old lady  
You know I caught her messin’ ‘round with another man.  
Yeah, I’m goin’ down to shoot my old lady  
You know I caught her messin’ 'round with another man.

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**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2014, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4031 "2014-03-22T22:02:36Z")

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This is just the way of the world Joe said  
I had to put a bullet into his head  
Then lit up a cigarette  
Decided to call his fat friend Fred  
Well he said Fred I just killed a man  
Caught him laying with my girlfriend  
Now they’re both dead, people can be so cold when they’re dead

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2014, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4032 "2014-03-22T22:31:49Z")

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I love the dead before they’re cold  
They’re bluing flesh for me to hold  
Cadaver eyes upon me see nothing  
I love the dead before they rise  
No farewells, no goodbyes  
I never knew your rotting face  
While friends and lovers mourn your silly grave  
I have other uses for you, darling  
We love the dead  
We love the dead, Yeah!

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**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2014, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4033 "2014-03-22T23:19:38Z")

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Yeah ooh oh one thing I miss is cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss  
We met last night making love by the refrigerator light  
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms  
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms  
Ah one thing no lie Ethyl’s frigid as an Eskimo pie  
She’s cool in bed she’s gotta be 'cause Ethyl’s dead

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2014, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4034 "2014-03-23T00:49:38Z")

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Oh baby I see you in my Frigidaire  
Yeah baby I see you in my Frigidaire  
Behind the mayonnaise, way in the back  
I’m gonna see you tonight for a midnight snack  
But though it’s cold  
You won’t get old  
'Cause you’re well preserved in my Frigidaire  
Yahhhhhhh…

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2014, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4035 "2014-03-23T01:38:17Z")

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Lying there cold after a torturous death  
Your life ended fast you took your last breath  
Dead in a grave, your final place  
The maggots infest your disfigured face  
Pus through your veins takes the place of blood  
Decay sets in, bones begin to crack  
Thrown six feet down left to rot  
Brains oozing black down the side of your broken neck  
Skull full of maggots!!!

They enter your tomb - maggots - beginning to feast - maggots  
Crawling on you - maggots - now they eat you - maggots  
Rotting maggots - maggots - infesting your corpse - maggots  
Parasites of the dead - maggots - now dwell in your head

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2014, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4036 "2014-03-23T01:42:13Z")

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Whoa, take me now or take me underground  
Well change me into a maggot pie.  
Still, if you want some, go and get your spoon  
Eagles devouring a silver moon.  
One by one companies crawling out my ears,  
One by one they’re all burning up my space  
and up my years.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2014, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4037 "2014-03-23T02:11:30Z")

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The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,  
The worms play pinochle in your snout,  
They eat your eyes, they eat your nose,  
They eat the jelly between your toes.  
A big green worm with rolling eyes  
Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes.  
Your stomach turns a slimy green,  
And pus pours out like whipping cream.  
You’ll spread it on a slice of bread,  
And this is what you eat when you are dead.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4038 "2014-03-23T02:54:33Z")

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“Do you still see me even here?”  
(The silver cord lies on the ground.)  
“And so I’m dead”, the young man said  
Over the hill (not a wish away)  
My friends (as one) all stand aligned  
Although their taxis came too late.  
There was a rush along the Fulham Road.  
There was a hush in the Passion Play.

Such a sense of glowing in the aftermath  
Ripe with rich attainments all imagined  
Sad misdeeds in disarray  
The sore thumb screams aloud,  
Echoing out of the Passion Play.  
All the old familiar choruses come crowding in a different key…  
Melodies decaying in sweet dissonance.  
There was a rush along the Fulham Road  
Into the Ever-Passion Play

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2014, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4039 "2014-03-23T03:00:09Z")

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ob er aber über oberammergau

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2014, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4040 "2014-03-23T14:28:14Z")

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She’ll be coming round the mountain when she comes  
She’ll be coming round the mountain when she comes  
She’ll be coming round the mountain, she’ll be coming round the mountain  
She’ll be coming round the mountain whens he comes

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