# \[GAME\] Speak To Me Only in Song Lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 16, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502 "2013-05-16T12:17:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![misling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ab097/32.png) [@misling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misling)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4221 "2014-04-04T20:54:38Z")

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Well we hope you all enjoyed the show  
Hope it was not anti-climatic  
Now there’s something we want you to know  
And we don’t want to sound didactic

entire cast: But if there’s one thing we Can say  
I know it sounds a bit cliche  
There’s no such thing  
As just an ordinary day

And you don’t have to build a roller coaster  
To find your own way to make the most of  
These days of summer  
And dance to the beat of a different drummer  
Just grab those opportunities when you see 'em  
'Cause every day’s a brand new day, you gotta Carpe Diem

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4222 "2014-04-04T21:58:59Z")

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Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends  
We’re so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside  
There behind a glass stands a real blade of grass  
Be careful as you pass, move along, move along

Come inside, the show’s about to start  
Guaranteed to blow your head apart  
Rest assured you’ll get your money’s worth  
Greatest show in Heaven, Hell or Earth  
You’ve got to see the show, it’s a dynamo  
You’ve got to see the show, it’s rock and roll

Right before your eyes we pull laughter from the skies  
And he laughs until he cries, then he dies, then he dies

Come inside, the show’s about to start  
Guaranteed to blow your head apart  
You’ve got to see the show, it’s a dynamo  
You’ve got to see the show, it’s rock and roll  
Soon the Gypsy Queen in a glaze of Vaseline  
Will perform on guillotine, what a scene, what a scene  
Next upon the stand will you please extend a hand  
To Alexander’s Ragtime Band, Dixieland, Dixieland

Roll up, roll up, roll up  
See the show!

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4223 "2014-04-04T22:21:13Z")

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When the actor reaches his death,  
You know it’s not for real. He just holds his breath.  
But he always dives too soon, too fast to save himself.

He’ll never make the screen.  
He’ll never make the ‘Sweeney’,  
Be that movie queen.  
He’s too busy hitting the Vaseline.

Ooh, yeah, you’re amazing!  
We think you are really cool.  
We’d give you a part, my love,  
But you’d have to play the fool.

Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Unbelievable!  
Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Unbelievable!

We’re all alone on the stage tonight.  
We’re all alone,  
On the stage,  
Tonight.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4224 "2014-04-04T22:25:45Z")

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There’s nothing here that I can understand  
And no one cares I’m a lonely man  
I touch your face and I don’t know why  
I call your name but you’re going by  
Now I’m alone again.

I have no name for each and every day  
Until the year is done and fades away  
There’s a time in between the two  
The old years gone by but it’s not the new  
And I, I, I…

I know that’ll be all  
Alone again, alone again tonight oh I’m  
Alone again, alone again tonight oh I’m  
Alone again, and it seems to me that every time I try to change  
Say that you’re say that you’ll  
Help me reach the other side

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4225 "2014-04-04T22:49:10Z")

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There’s a new moon rising on the other side  
The other side of you  
Talk to yourself and someone else  
What you tryin’ to do  
You maybe will, you maybe won’t  
It’s all for you to say  
You say you do, and then you don’t  
It’s only you in the way, yeah yeah

Now you’re on you’re own

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4226 "2014-04-04T23:54:54Z")

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Under blue moon I saw you  
So soon you’ll take me  
Up in your arms  
Too late to beg you  
Or cancel it though I know it must be  
The killing time  
Unwillingly mine

Fate  
Up against your will  
Through the thick and thin  
He will wait until  
You give yourself to him

In starlit nights I saw you  
So cruelly you kissed me  
Your lips a magic world  
Your sky all hung with jewels  
The killing moon  
Will come too soon

Fate  
Up against your will  
Through the thick and thin  
He will wait until  
You give yourself to him

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2014, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4227 "2014-04-05T00:40:52Z")

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Evil genius this secret plan  
Mercy dealt with the losing hand  
Will he ever fall?  
Can he end it all?  
Our savior must make his stand

Only a Prophet of years to come  
Wanting mortality I’m all alone  
He heard my voice  
It was my choice  
I’ve stopped the Killing Hand

When I go back again  
Will it be the same?  
I’ve stopped the cries  
But now they know my name

The sea is calling me  
My spirit must return  
As I get closer,  
Was it really worth what I have learned?

I’m in the valley  
And the saddened chimes I hear  
Race towards the wall to find  
One more name appears

No one is left now  
My one and only land  
I laugh at what I’ve done  
I am the Killing Hand

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2014, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4228 "2014-04-05T03:35:39Z")

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I twist the truth, I rule the world, my crown is called deceit  
I am the emperor of lies, you grovel at my feet  
I rob you and I slaughter you, your downfall is my gain  
And still you play the sycophant and revel in your pain  
And all my promises are lies, all my love is hate  
I am the politician and I decide your fate

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2014, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4229 "2014-04-05T10:53:04Z")

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We look hard  
We look through  
We look hard to see for real  
Such things I hear, they don’t make sense  
I don’t see much evidence  
I don’t feel. I don’t feel. I don’t Feel

A long long long long train  
A long train held up by page on page  
A hard reign held up by rage  
Once a railroad  
Now it’s done

I hear the roar of the big machine  
Two worlds and in between  
Hot metal and methedrine  
I hear your empire down

We got the empire, now as then,  
We don’t doubt, we don’t take reflection,  
Lucretia, my direction, dance the ghost with me

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**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2014, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4230 "2014-04-05T11:53:21Z")

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Gonna find a way to cure this loneliness  
Yeah I’ll find a way to cure the pain  
If I said that you’re my friend  
And our love would never end  
How long before I had your trust again  
I opened up the doors when it was cold outside  
Hopin’ that you’d find your own way in  
But how can I protect you  
Or try not to neglect you  
When you won’t take the love I have to give

I bought me an illusion  
An I put it on the wall  
I let it fill my head with dreams  
And I had to have them all

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**Author:** ![zadscmc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a183cd/32.png) [@zadscmc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zadscmc)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2014, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4231 "2014-04-05T14:11:08Z")

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Listen to the seasons passing  
Listen to the wind blow  
Listen to the children laughing  
Where do broken dreams go?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2014, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4232 "2014-04-05T14:39:02Z")

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The Boulevard of Broken Dreams.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2014, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4233 "2014-04-05T14:55:23Z")

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Down on the boulevard they take it hard  
They look at life with such disregard  
They say it can’t be won  
The way the game is run  
But if you choose to stay  
You end up playing anyway  
It’s okay…

The kid’s in shock up and down the block  
The folks are home playing beat the clock  
Down at the golden cup  
They set the young ones up  
Under the neon light  
Selling day for night  
It’s alright…

Nobody rides for free  
Nobody gets it like they want it to be  
Nobody hands you any guarantee  
Nobody

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2014, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4234 "2014-04-05T18:14:33Z")

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The electric lash of trees in the studio  
Fills my head with light  
Only the voice of the girl on the radio  
Falling from a height  
And I turn to leave as if in a cameo  
It doesn’t feel quite right  
Only one thing you ever really know  
If it’s day or night

Our eyes meet and I love her  
I suspect she already knows  
How those eyes see me so very very clearly  
Even when they’re closed

The electric lash of trees in the studio  
A bite then a caress  
Only the voice of the girl on the radio  
Drifting from the west  
And I turn to leave as if in a cameo  
A moon, a knot, a guess  
Only one thing you ever really know  
You might curse before you bless

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2014, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4235 "2014-04-05T18:27:12Z")

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Now in the street, there is violence  
And-and a lots of work to be done  
No place to hang out our washing  
And-and I can’t blame all on the sun

Oh no, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue  
And then we’ll take it higher  
Oh, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue  
And then we’ll take it higher

Workin’ so hard like a soldier  
Can’t afford a thing on TV  
Deep in my heart, I abhor ya  
Can’t get food for the kid

Good God, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue  
And then we’ll take it higher  
Ho, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue  
And then we’ll take it higher

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2014, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4236 "2014-04-05T18:38:37Z")

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I’m a missing link, poolroom stink, I can’t talk  
(Well that’s too bad)  
What’s goin’ on, somethings wrong, I can’t work  
Can’t go to school, the teacher’s a fool, the preacher’s a jerk  
(Well that’s such a drag)  
Got nothin’ to do, street corner blues, and nowhere to walk

Violence, violence  
It’s the only thing that’ll make you see sense  
Violence, violence  
It’s the only thing that’ll make you see sense

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2014, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4237 "2014-04-05T22:39:01Z")

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It’s Schoolhouse Rocky  
The chip off the block  
On your favorite schoolhouse  
Schoolhouse Rock

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2014, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4238 "2014-04-05T22:59:53Z")

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I’m an Amendment-to-Be,  
Yes, an Amendment-to-Be,  
And I’m hopin’ that they’ll ratify me.

```
There's a lot of flag burners 
Who have got too much freedom, 
I wanna make it legal 
For policemen to beat 'em. 

'Cos there's limits to our liberties, 
Least I hope and pray that there are, 
'Cos those liberal freaks go too far. 

Kid: 
Why can't we just make a law against flag burning? 

Amendment: 
Because that law would be unconstitutional. But if we change the Constitution— 

Kid: 
Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws. 

Amendment: 
Now you're catching on.

Kid: 
What if people say you're not good enough to be in the Constitution? 

Amendment: 
Then I'll crush all opposition to me, 
And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay. 
If he fights back, I'll say that he's gay. 

Congressman: 
Great news, Amendment! They ratified ya! You're in the U.S. Constitution! 

Amendment: 
Oh yeah! Doors open, boys!
```

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2014, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4239 "2014-04-05T23:31:49Z")

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Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud.

Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.

Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?

Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

Barney Gumble: What about us brain-dead slobs?

Lyle Lanley: You’ll be given cushy jobs.

Grampa Simpson: Were you sent here by the devil?

Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I’m on the level.

Chief Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.

Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.

I swear, it’s Springfield’s only choice!  
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!

All: Monorail…

Lyle Lanley: What’s it called?

Monorail…

Once again!

MONORAIL!

Marge: But Main Street’s still all cracked and broken.  
Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!

All: Monorail…  
Monorail…  
MONORAIL!!  
MONORAIL!!!

Homer: Mono—_D’oh!_

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2014, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4240 "2014-04-06T01:27:36Z")

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Fingerbang  
Bang bang  
Fingerbang bang  
Bang bang bang  
I’m gunna fingerbang bang you into my life  
Girl, you like to fingerbang and it’s al-right  
Cuz I’m the king of fingerbang, let’s not fight  
I’ll just fingerbang, bang you every night

And girl you know that you’re the only girl for me  
Girl  
Girl you’re the girl of my, fantasies  
You’re my girl you’re my girl, my, giiirl.  
Fingerbang!

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