# \[GAME\] Speak To Me Only in Song Lyrics **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [May 16, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502 "2013-05-16T12:17:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 214
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2014, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4261 "2014-04-07T13:13:18Z")
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me. We pillage plunder, we rifle and loot. Drink up me hearties, yo ho. We kidnap and ravage and don’t give a hoot. Drink up me hearties, yo ho. Yo ho, ho ho, a pirate’s life for me. We extort and pilfer, we filch and sack. Drink up me hearties, yo ho. Maraud and embezzle and even highjack. Drink up me hearties, yo ho. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2014, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4262 "2014-04-07T13:22:26Z")
Drink to me only with thine eyes ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2014, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4263 "2014-04-07T14:07:27Z")
I drink alone, with nobody else. You know, when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself. The other night, I got invited to a party, But I stayed home instead. Just me and my pal Johnny Walker, And his brothers, Black and Red. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2014, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4264 "2014-04-07T14:14:06Z")
Everyday baby, when the sun go down I get with my friends an’ I begin to clown I don’t care what the people are thinkin’ I ain’t drunk, I’m just drinkin’ (But you’re so high) Oh man, you know I ain’t high (But you’re so high) I just take a little bit, every now an’ then (But you’re so high) Aw man you oughta be 'shamed of yourself (Stay drunk all the time) Aw, c’mon now, I know ya’ll do me like that Come home last night, all lush Baby get in a fuss, I said, “Honey, hush” I don’t care what the people are thinkin’ I ain’t drunk, I’m just drinkin’ (But you’re so high) I ain’t drunk, and I done told ya’all I ain’t drunk now, why ya’ll doin’ me like this? (But you’re so high) Actually, I just haded fun, man (But you’re so high) What? Aw no, I’m not (Stay drunk all the time) Damn, I don’t know why you’re all talkin’ about me like that ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2014, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4265 "2014-04-07T14:58:10Z")
The piano has been drinking, not me. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2014, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4266 "2014-04-07T16:58:22Z")
You can keep your fiddle and your bow Give me a P-I-A-N-O oh, oh, I love to stand right beside an upright Or a high-tone baby grand! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2014, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4267 "2014-04-07T18:17:41Z")
I remember piano lessons The hours in freezing rooms Cruel ears and tiny hands Destroying timeless tunes She said there’s too much out there Too much already said You’d better give up hoping You’re better off in bed You don’t need much to speak of No class, no wit, no soul Forget you own agenda Get ready to be sold I feel now like Christine Keeler Sleep waking in the rain I didn’t mean to lose direction I didn’t want that kind of fame ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2014, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4268 "2014-04-07T18:52:29Z")
I was nothin’ but a city boy My trumpet was my only toy I’ve been blowin’ my horn Since I knew I was born But there ain’t nobody wants to know I’ve been Sleepin’ on the sidewalk Rollin’ down the road I may get hungry But I sure don’t want to go home So round the corner comes a limousine And the biggest grin I’ve ever seen Come on sonny won’t you sign Right along the dotted line What you sayin’ Are you playin’ Sure you don’t mean me? Sleepin’ on the sidewalk Rollin’ down the road I may get hungry But I sure don’t wanna go home ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2014, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4269 "2014-04-08T16:21:28Z")
I used to love the tenderloin until I made some tender coin Then I met some ladies from Marin We took the highway to the one up the coast to catch some sun That left me with these blisters on my skin Don’t know what I was on but I think it grows in Oregon So I kept on going, going on right through I drove into Seattle rain, fell in love then missed the train That could have took me right back home to you ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2014, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4270 "2014-04-08T18:35:18Z")
I come to you in a blue blue room By some abuse and some heart You raise the blinds say, “Let’s have light on life, let’s watch it fall apart. Let’s watch it fall apart.” Night time flowers, evening roses Bless this garden that never closes Treat her gently, treat her kind Tenderloin will last all night I’m feeling hungry, have another line So faith is taken up You raise your eyes say, “That’s just like life, there’s never quite enough. There’s never quite enough.” ---
**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2014, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4271 "2014-04-08T19:53:08Z")
Shit fuck hell damn shit fuck You can eat the corn out of my shit Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you I’m pissed ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2014, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4272 "2014-04-08T23:01:29Z")
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat I fucked your mom And I wanna suck my dad And my mommy too Oh, is this thing on? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4273 "2014-04-09T00:57:39Z")
Shut Yo Fukin Face Uncle Fucker, Your A Cock Sucking Ass Lickin Uncle Fucker Your An Uncle Fucker I Must Say U Fucked Your Uncle Yesterday. hahahaahah. Shut your Fuckin Face Uncle Fucker Your The One That Fucks Your Uncle Uncle Uncle Fucker You Dont Eat Or Sleep Or Mow The Lawn Your Just Fuck Your Uncle All Day Long. Shut Yo Fuckin Face Uncle Fucker Your A Boney Bodyed Bastard Uncle Fucker Your Uncle Fucker Yes Its True No Body Fucks Uncle Quite Like U Uncle Fucker That U-N-C-L-E Fuck You Uncle Fucker! Suck My Balls ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4274 "2014-04-09T01:09:38Z")
You’re breakin’ my heart, You’re tearing it apart, so fuck you You gotta have your way There’s nothing left to say There’s nothing left to do, ooooh-oooh You’re breakin’ my heart, You’re tearing it apart, but I love you. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4275 "2014-04-09T01:24:05Z")
Well I’ve sucked sweets And I’ve sucked rock And I’ve even sucked an old man’s cock So what, so what Well I’ve fucked a sheep And I’ve fucked a goat I’ve had my cock right down its throat So what, so what So what, so what you boring little cunt Well who cares, who cares what you do Who cares, who cares about you You, you, you, you Well I’ve drunk that And I’ve drunk this And I’ve spewed up on a pint of piss So what, so what And I’ve had scag I’ve had speed I’ve jacked up until I bleed So what, so what So what, so what you boring little cunt Well who cares, who cares what you do Who cares, who cares about you You, you, you, you ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4276 "2014-04-10T02:38:59Z")
This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely You don’t always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that’s not right to do Sometimes you’ve got to make some love And fuckin give her some smoochies too Sometimes ya got to squeeze Sometimes you’ve got to say please Sometime you’ve got to say hey I’m gonna Fuck you softly I’m gonna screw you gently ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4277 "2014-04-10T02:59:51Z")
I’m the beast and you’re the master You’re the meat of the matter I’m no fool for discretion When it’s on the tip of my tongue Don’t you don’t you want to thrill me Don’t you be afraid to tell me Tell me if you think it’s ugly But now don’t you want to touch it anyway Hey I know what to do I’m gonna fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck you Yea I know what to do I’m gonna fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck you ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4278 "2014-04-10T19:16:37Z")
I thought there’s no use getting Into heavy sweating It only leads to trouble And seat wetting Now all I want to know Is how to go I’ve tasted blood and I want more More, more, more! I’ll put up no resistance I want to stay the distance I’ve got an itch to scratch I need assistance Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me I wanna be dirty Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me Creature of the night ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4279 "2014-04-10T19:30:23Z")
But if you want to know how I really feel Get the cameras rollin’ Get the action goin’ Baby you know, my love for you is real Take me where you want to Never guard your steal More, More, More How do ya like it, how do ya like it? More, More, More How do ya like it, how do ya like it? More, More, More How do ya like it, how do ya like it? More, More, More How do ya like it, how do ya like it? Oooh, How do you like your Love? Oooh, How do you like your Love? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4280 "2014-04-10T20:05:59Z")
Everytime I’m with you, baby I can’t believe it’s true When you’re layin’ in my arms And you do the things you do You can see it in my eyes I can feel it in your touch You don’t have to say a thing Just let me show how much Love you, need you, yeah I wanna kiss you all over And over again I wanna kiss you all over Till the night closes in Till the night closes in [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502.md?page=213) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502.md?page=215)