# \[GAME\] Speak To Me Only in Song Lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 16, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502 "2013-05-16T12:17:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2014, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4721 "2014-06-10T14:51:43Z")

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Christmas in Dixie.  
No snow on the ground.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2014, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4722 "2014-06-10T19:14:38Z")

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It’s Christmas at Ground Zero  
And if the radiation level’s okay  
I’ll go out with you and see the all new  
Mutations on New Year’s Day

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2014, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4723 "2014-06-10T19:39:08Z")

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I’m waking up to ash and dust  
I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust  
I’m breathing in the chemicals

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2014, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4724 "2014-06-10T19:49:55Z")

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Modem load and failsafe  
Electric teenage dust  
Hit the solvent keypad  
Start the neural rust  
Power on the highway

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2014, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4725 "2014-06-10T20:08:02Z")

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The source code is always cleaner on somebody else’s drive.  
You dream about each new upgrade, without which you must survive.  
You’re not a registered user, you’re more of a pirate bold,  
You got no support or manuals for software that’s four years old.

On the PC, on the PC,  
There is no viler shell or compiler than one that’s free,  
If you want to ease your awful pain,  
Then you got to stick with public domain,  
But bootleg the disk and  
You’re living risky  
On the PC.

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**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2014, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4726 "2014-06-10T20:36:33Z")

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What’s it like there outside  
With the living?  
From this broken down place  
Where I hide

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2014, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4727 "2014-06-10T21:56:42Z")

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Danger, there’s a breakdown dead ahead  
Maybe you’re in way above your head  
I may burn, might upset you  
But you know I’d never let you down  
No no no, no no no.

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**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2014, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4728 "2014-06-10T22:03:29Z")

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No, no, no, no-no-no  
I said no, no, you’re not the one for me…

So I sent it to a place in the middle of nowhere  
With a big black horse and a cherry tree.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2014, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4729 "2014-06-10T23:57:46Z")

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I said no, no, no, no, I don’t smoke that no more, I’m tired of waking up on the floor.

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2014, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4730 "2014-06-11T00:38:09Z")

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Tell her no no no no no-no-no-no  
No no no no no-no-no-no  
No no no no no  
Don’t hurt me now for her love belongs to me

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2014, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4731 "2014-06-11T01:24:42Z")

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Don’t hate me  
I’m not special like you  
I’m tired and I’m so alone  
Don’t fight me  
I know you’ll never care  
Can I call you on the telephone, now and then?

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2014, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4732 "2014-06-11T01:29:58Z")

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Well, they called up Ma Bell and they traced him on down  
To a funky old phone booth on the outskirts of town  
It was there that the vice squad with their field glasses read  
The lips of that amorous man as he said

It’s me again, Margaret

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2014, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4733 "2014-06-11T01:51:10Z")

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I just got into town, I didn’t have nothin to do  
When I happened upon this telephone booth  
With a whole bunch of writing coverin one entire wall.  
It said, “If you ain’t afraid to spend a dime  
And if you wanna have a real good time  
Just give Lucille a call.”

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2014, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4734 "2014-06-11T01:55:23Z")

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Jenny, I got your number  
I need to make you mine  
Jenny, don’t change your number  
867-5309

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2014, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4735 "2014-06-11T02:09:40Z")

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Oh I’ll be right here at home.  
All you gotta do is pick up the telephone and dial now  
634-5789 (that’s my number!)

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**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2014, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4736 "2014-06-11T02:35:39Z")

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Put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone  
Let’s pretend that we’re together all alone.  
I’ll tell the man to turn the jukebox way down low.  
And you can tell your friend there with you, he’ll have to go.

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**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2014, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4737 "2014-06-11T03:13:40Z")

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Wake me up before you go go!  
I’m not plannin’ on goin’ solo.  
Take me dancing tonight

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2014, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4738 "2014-06-11T04:51:07Z")

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They put a parking lot on a piece of land  
Where the supermarket used to stand  
Before that, they put up a bowling alley  
On the site that used to be the local Palais  
That’s where the big bands used to come and play  
My sister went there on a Saturday

Come dancing  
All her boyfriends used to come and call  
Why not come dancing?  
It’s only natural

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2014, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4739 "2014-06-11T05:28:50Z")

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Let’s dance for fear  
your grace should fall  
Let’s dance for fear tonight is all

Let’s sway you could look into my eyes  
Let’s sway under the moonlight,  
this serious moonlight

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**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2014, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4740 "2014-06-11T06:01:27Z")

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The clouds are turnin’ crimson–  
the leaves fall from the limbs an’  
The branches cast their shadows over stone  
Won’t you meet me  
out in the moonlight alone?

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