# \[GAME\] Speak To Me Only in Song Lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 16, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502 "2013-05-16T12:17:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2014, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4761 "2014-06-12T15:21:48Z")

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You walk by and I fall to pieces.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2014, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4762 "2014-06-12T15:45:09Z")

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You keep playin’ where you shouldn’t be playin’  
And you keep thinkin’ that you’ll never get burnt  
Ah, I’ve just found me a brand new box of matches, yeah  
And what he knows you ain’t had time to learn

These boots are made for walking  
And that’s just what they’ll do  
One of these days these boots  
Are gonna walk all over you

Are you ready, boots?  
Start walking

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2014, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4763 "2014-06-12T15:52:52Z")

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If you see me walking down the street,  
And I start to cry each time we meet:  
Walk on by, walk on by.

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2014, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4764 "2014-06-12T15:53:01Z")

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He said walk like a man  
Talk like a man  
Walk like a man my son  
No woman’s worth  
Crawling on the earth  
So walk like a man my son

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2014, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4765 "2014-06-12T17:09:07Z")

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Under my thumb  
The girl who once had me down  
Under my thumb  
The girl who once pushed me around

It’s down to me  
The difference in the clothes she wears  
Down to me, the change has come,  
She’s under my thumb

Ain’t it the truth babe?

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**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2014, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4766 "2014-06-13T00:34:47Z")

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It was Christmas Eve babe  
In the drunk tank  
An old man said to me,  
Won’t see another one

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2014, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4767 "2014-06-13T00:42:04Z")

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Grandma got run over by a reindeer  
Walking home from our house Christmas eve  
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa  
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2014, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4768 "2014-06-13T00:47:38Z")

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From his beard to his boots  
he was covered with ammo  
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo  
And he smiled as he said  
with a twinkle in his eye,  
“Merry Christmas to all…  
now you’re all gonna die!”

The night Santa went crazy  
The night St. Nick went insane  
Realized he’d been gettin’ a raw deal  
Something finally must have snapped in his brain

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2014, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4769 "2014-06-13T00:55:52Z")

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Forgive my lack of cheer but Xmas is almost here  
I bust my friggin rump to make all of this junk  
'Cause kids want more and more and I’m fallin way behind  
It ain’t easy makin presents for a third of all mankind

Oh, Santa Claus, Santa Claus Xmas makes him cross  
Toys started as a hobby then became my albatross  
Oh, Santa Claus, Santa Claus has just one thing to say  
I’m goin to the poor house cuz I gives it all away.

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2014, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4770 "2014-06-13T01:11:36Z")

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He’s making a list,  
And checking it twice,  
Gonna find out who’s naughty or nice.

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**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2014, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4771 "2014-06-13T01:25:53Z")

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Now and then on a Saturday night  
I got to say a little naughty is nice

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2014, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4772 "2014-06-13T01:26:33Z")

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Then I saw Daddy undress Santa Claus.  
They quickly threw their clothes on our big chair.  
Well, much to my surprise,  
I couldn’t believe my eyes!  
It wasn’t Santa after all but Mommy in disguise.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2014, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4773 "2014-06-13T01:31:20Z")

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All is quiet on New Year’s Day  
A world in white gets underway  
I want to be with you  
Be with you night and day  
Nothing changes on New Year’s Day  
On New Year’s Day

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2014, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4774 "2014-06-13T12:57:20Z")

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When I was seventeen it was a very good year  
It was a very good year for small town girls and soft summer nights  
We’d hide from the lights on the village green  
When I was seventeen

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2014, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4775 "2014-06-13T23:14:48Z")

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And just when I thought she was comin’ to my door  
She whispered sweet and brought me to the floor

She said, I’m only seventeen (Seventeen)  
But I’ll show you love like you’ve never seen  
She’s only seventeen (Seventeen)  
Daddy says she’s too young, but she’s old enough for me

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2014, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4776 "2014-06-13T23:30:57Z")

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Young girl, get out of my mind  
My love for you is way out of line  
Better run girl,  
You’re much too young girl

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2014, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4777 "2014-06-14T02:28:48Z")

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He was no more than a baby then  
Well he seemed broken hearted  
Something within him  
But the moment that I first laid  
Eyes on him all alone  
On the edge of seventeen

Just like the white winged dove  
Sings a song  
Sounds like she’s singing  
Oh baby oh said oh  
Just like the white winged dove  
Sings a song  
Sounds like she’s singing  
Oh baby oh said oh

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2014, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4778 "2014-06-14T03:14:22Z")

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On the wings of a snow-white dove  
God sends His pure sweet love  
A sign from above  
On the wings of a dove

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2014, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4779 "2014-06-14T03:28:49Z")

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The leaves blow  
Cross the long black road  
To the darkened skies  
In its rage  
But the white bird  
Just sits in her cage  
Unknown.

White bird must fly  
Or she will die

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2014, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4780 "2014-06-14T04:47:38Z")

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Stalactites, stalagmites  
Shut me in, lock me tight  
Lips are dry, throat is dry  
Feel like burning, stomach churning  
I’m dressed up in a white costume  
Padding out, left-over room  
Body stretching, feel the wretching

In the cage  
Get me out of the cage!

In the glare of a light  
I see a strange kind of sight  
All cages joined to from a star  
Each person can’t go very far  
All tied to their things  
They are netted by their strings  
Free to flutter in memories of their wasted wings

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