# \[GAME\] Speak To Me Only in Song Lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 16, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502 "2013-05-16T12:17:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 24

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/461 "2013-06-10T19:38:07Z")

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Oh! Oh! Oh! it’s a lovely war,  
Who wouldn’t be a soldier eh?  
Oh! It’s a shame to take the pay.  
As soon as reveille is gone  
We feel just as heavy as lead,  
But we never get up till the sergeant brings  
Our breakfast up to bed

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/462 "2013-06-10T20:19:03Z")

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People all over the world (everybody)  
Join hands (join)  
Start a love train, love train  
People all over the world (all the world, now)  
Join hands (love ride)  
Start a love train (love ride), love train

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/463 "2013-06-10T21:08:07Z")

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Crazy, but that’s how it goes  
Millions of people living as foes  
Maybe it’s not too late  
To learn how to love, and forget how to hate

Mental wounds not healing  
Life’s a bitter shame  
I’m goin’ off the rails on a crazy train

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/464 "2013-06-10T21:45:07Z")

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And the train conductor said:  
"Take a break, Driver 8  
Driver 8, take a break  
We can reach our destination

But it’s still a ways away…"

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/465 "2013-06-10T22:05:02Z")

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This old engine makes it on time,  
Leaves Central Station bout a quarter to nine.  
Hits River Junction at seventeen to,  
At a quarter to ten you know it’s trav’lin again.

Drivin’ that train, high on cocaine,  
Casey Jones you better watch your speed.  
Trouble ahead, trouble behind,  
And you know that notion just crossed my mind.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2013, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/466 "2013-06-11T02:17:31Z")

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Engine, Engine, Number Nine,  
On the New York transit line,  
If my train goes off the track,  
Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up!  
Back on the scene,  
Crispy and clean,  
You can try,  
But then why,  
Cause you can’t intervene.  
We be the outcast,  
Down for the settle.  
Won’t play the rock,  
Won’t play the pebble.

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2013, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/467 "2013-06-11T02:41:31Z")

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Nine hundred thousand tons of steel  
Made to roll  
Her brakes don’t work and this grade’s so steep  
Her engine’s sure to blow

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2013, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/468 "2013-06-11T11:34:28Z")

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The bridge holds back the sky  
Can’t hold back what’s inside  
And the train above me  
Sounds like the music in my head

My thoughts are undecided  
I think it so I hide it  
And the train rushes past  
Like a day gone too fast

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2013, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/469 "2013-06-11T11:52:08Z")

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Runaway train never going back  
Wrong way on a one way track  
Seems like I should be getting somewhere  
Somehow I’m neither here nor there

Can you help me remember how to smile  
Make it somehow all seem worthwhile  
How on earth did I get so jaded  
Life’s mystery seems so faded

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2013, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/470 "2013-06-11T14:40:29Z")

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There’s a little black train a comin’  
And it may be here tonight.  
There’s a little black train a comin’  
You better set your business right.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2013, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/471 "2013-06-11T14:42:46Z")

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While the train rolled onward, a husband sat in tears,  
Thinking of the happiness of just a few short years.  
Baby’s face brings pictures of a cherished hope that’s dead,  
But baby’s cries can’t waken her in the baggage coach ahead.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2013, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/472 "2013-06-11T17:03:44Z")

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So I’ve got eyes, ears, nose, mouth  
Cheeks and chin,  
And they’re all part of one fine face.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2013, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/473 "2013-06-11T17:06:04Z")

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I’ve got me ten fine toes to wiggle in the sand.  
Lots of idle fingers snap to my command.  
A lively pair of heels that kick to beat the band.  
Contemplatin’ nature can be fascinatin’.  
Add to these a nose that I can thumb,  
And a mouth by gum have I,  
To tell the whole darn world if you don’t happen to like it deal me out,  
Thankyou kindly Pass Me By

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2013, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/474 "2013-06-11T17:21:32Z")

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Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes  
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes  
and eyes and ears and mouth and nose,  
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2013, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/475 "2013-06-11T17:25:34Z")

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I put my hand on myself,  
Das ist das, here _point to head_  
Das ist mein thinkboxer, oh, mama, dear!  
Thinkboxer, thinkboxer, ink-y-dink-y-doo!  
Das ist was I learned in school! Ja! Ja!

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2013, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/476 "2013-06-11T17:29:23Z")

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When I was back there in seminary school,  
There was a person who put forth the proposition  
You can petition the Lord with prayer

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2013, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/477 "2013-06-11T17:31:22Z")

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Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name,  
Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2013, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/478 "2013-06-11T18:21:17Z")

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I’ve lost and I’ve gained, while I was thinking  
You cut off my hands when I wanted to twist  
If you know how to dance to Boney Maroney  
He’s doin’ the ballet on both of his wrists

B-b-burn the skin off and climb the roof tops  
Thy will be done  
B-b-bite the nose off and make it the most of  
King, kingdom, kingdom, kingdom

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2013, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/479 "2013-06-11T18:24:49Z")

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And Jesus was a sailor  
When he walked upon the water  
And he spent a long time watching  
From his lonely wooden tower  
And when he knew for certain  
Only drowning men could see him  
He said “All men will be sailors then  
Until the sea shall free them”  
But he himself was broken  
Long before the sky would open  
Forsaken, almost human  
He sank beneath your wisdom like a stone  
And you want to travel with him  
And you want to travel blind  
And you think maybe you’ll trust him  
For he’s touched your perfect body with his mind.

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2013, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/480 "2013-06-11T20:26:14Z")

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Travelin’ for Jesus night and day,  
Travelin’ for Jesus night and day,  
Out on the rolling sea when Jesus speak to me,  
Out on the rolling sea when he comes.

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