# \[GAME\] Speak To Me Only in Song Lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 16, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502 "2013-05-16T12:17:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![zadscmc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a183cd/32.png) [@zadscmc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zadscmc)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4801 "2014-06-17T18:42:03Z")

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I’d play at all the talent nights,  
I’d finish, they’d applaud.  
Some called it muffled laughter,  
I just figured they were awed.

So I went up for an encore,  
but they screamed they’d had enough.  
Or maybe I just need a group  
to help me do my stuff.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4802 "2014-06-17T21:38:00Z")

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I’ve had enough of bein’ nice  
I’ve had enough of right and wrong  
I’ve had enough of tryin’ to love my brother

Ooh, I’ve had enough of bein’ good  
And doin’ everything like I’m told I should  
If you need a lover, you’d better find another

Life is for the living (ooh yeah)  
Takers never giving

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4803 "2014-06-17T23:48:00Z")

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“I feel that you shouldn’t get involved  
Iin an intimate relationship  
Until you are emotionally mature enough  
To handle it totally  
Able to cope with your feelings  
And your sexuality  
Without guilt, inhibition or phoniness  
But with love, tenderness and honesty,”

Things were disappearing  
In my neighborhood  
Once again somebody  
Was up to no good  
I saw that you were wanted  
But not like I wanted you

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2014, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4804 "2014-06-18T01:03:04Z")

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You’re no good, you’re no good, you’re no good,  
Baby, you’re no good. I’m gonna say it again.

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2014, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4805 "2014-06-18T01:07:11Z")

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Hurt so good  
Come on baby, make it hurt so good  
Sometimes love don’t feel like it should  
You make it hurt so good

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2014, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4806 "2014-06-18T01:51:51Z")

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I make love to mountain lions  
Sleep on red-hot branding irons  
When I walk the roadway shakes  
Bed’s a mess of rattlesnakes  
Voodoo child, black cat bone  
Scratch your back, hear you moan  
I get up, you go down  
Tall building, single bound

War and peace and love,  
Say it if you dare  
Iron fist, velvet glove  
I’m so bad, baby I don’t care

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2014, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4807 "2014-06-18T02:28:14Z")

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Scream into danger that´s just what I like  
Pushing it harder the feeling is right  
Faster and faster don´t loose your grip  
Live for the moment there´s nothing like this  
I need the rush can´t get enough  
I got the need for speed

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2014, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4808 "2014-06-18T03:19:44Z")

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My Maserati does 185.  
I lost my license and now I don’t drive.

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**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2014, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4809 "2014-06-18T13:18:55Z")

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And later on, when the squad car came ‘round  
I ate a handful of peanuts and I told ‘em this  
"I don’t remember much, except just keep your hands on the wheel’’

“Just drive,” she said, “Just drive,” she said

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2014, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4810 "2014-06-18T13:37:15Z")

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I told that girl I can start right away  
And she said, “Listen baby I got something to say  
I got no car and it’s breaking my heart  
But I’ve found a driver and that’s a start”

Baby you can drive my car  
Yes I’m gonna be a star  
Baby you can drive my car  
And maybe I love you  
Beep beep’m beep beep yeah

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2014, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4811 "2014-06-18T13:59:17Z")

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So you want to be a rock’n’roll star  
Then listen now to what I say  
Just get an electric guitar  
And take some time and learn how to play  
And when your hair’s combed right and your pants fit tight  
It’s gonna be all right

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2014, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4812 "2014-06-18T14:04:49Z")

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Now look at them yo-yo’s that’s the way you do it  
You play the guitar on the MTV  
That ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it  
Money for nothin’ and chicks for free  
Now that ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it  
Lemme tell ya them guys ain’t dumb  
Maybe get a blister on your little finger  
Maybe get a blister on your thumb

We gotta install microwave ovens  
Custom kitchen deliveries  
We gotta move these refrigerators  
We gotta move these colour TV’s

See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup  
Yeah buddy that’s his own hair  
That little faggot got his own jet airplane  
That little faggot he’s a millionaire

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2014, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4813 "2014-06-18T15:40:26Z")

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Now, baby’s in the cradle  
And cat’s in the tree  
Walking the dog  
Don’t mean a thing to me

Around the world  
And a long time gone  
Ain’t a yo-yo made  
With a string that long  
It’s a yo-yo song

Down to the playground  
Putting on a show  
Talking to the little kids  
Listen to the yo-yo  
RC Cola, Scooter Pie  
Sleeping at the Y

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2014, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4814 "2014-06-18T15:50:33Z")

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Young man, there’s a place you can go.  
I said, young man, when you’re short on your dough.  
You can stay there, and I’m sure you will find  
Many ways to have a good time.

It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2014, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4815 "2014-06-18T21:39:35Z")

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So, in the mornin’, please don’t say you love me  
‘Cause you know I’ll only kick you out the door  
Yeah, I’ll pay your cab fare home, you can even use my best cologne  
Just don’t be here in the mornin’ when I wake up

Stay with me, stay with me  
For tonight you’d gonna stay with me

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**Author:** ![common\_good](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f475e1/32.png) [@common\_good](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/common_good)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2014, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4816 "2014-06-18T22:24:13Z")

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Woke-up this mornin’  
the house was cold  
Checked the furnace  
she wasn’t burnin’  
Went out and hopped in my old Ford  
but the engine, Buddy, she ain’t turnin’  
been givin’ each other some hard lessons lately  
but we ain’t learnin’  
same old story, same old act  
one step up an’ two steps back

Mr. Bruce Springsteen

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2014, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4817 "2014-06-19T15:05:08Z")

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If the moat won’t stop leaking  
And the goat won’t stop shrieking  
And the griffin keeps losing its hair  
If the west wing is rotting  
And our best wine is clotting  
Well, I’m terribly sorry but I don’t care

I’ve got to be someone who lives  
All of his life in superlatives  
When you’re extraordinary  
You gotta do extraordinary things

Every so often a man has a day  
He truly can call his  
Well, here I am to seize my day  
If someone would just tell me when the hell it is

Oh give me my chance, and give me my wings  
And don’t make me think about everyday things  
They’re unnecessary  
To someone who is very  
Extraordinary  
Like me!

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2014, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4818 "2014-06-19T15:51:12Z")

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What a piece of work is man  
How noble in reason  
How infinite in faculties  
In form and moving  
How express and admirable  
In action how like an angel  
In apprehension how like a god  
The beauty of the world  
The paragon of animals

(sung in _Hair_)

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2014, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4819 "2014-06-19T18:35:10Z")

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Man made machines  
Make music for the man  
Now machines make music  
While the man makes plans

A second generation, a generation lost  
While the man prepares for the holocaust

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**Author:** ![common\_good](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f475e1/32.png) [@common\_good](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/common_good)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2014, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4820 "2014-06-19T21:13:03Z")

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Don’t ever let it be forgot  
that once there was a spot  
For one brief shining moment  
that was known as Camalot

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