# \[GAME\] Speak To Me Only in Song Lyrics **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [May 16, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502 "2013-05-16T12:17:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 242
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2014, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4821 "2014-06-20T00:22:49Z")
We’re Knights of the Round Table. We dance whene’er we’re able. We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot. We eat ham and jam and spam a lot. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2014, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4822 "2014-06-20T00:53:41Z")
Every sperm is sacred Every sperm is great If a sperm gets wasted God gets quite irate ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2014, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4823 "2014-06-20T02:37:53Z")
My Bologna has a first name, It’s O-S-C-A-R. My bologna has a second name, It’s M-A-Y-E-R. Oh I love to eat it everyday, And if you ask me why I’ll say, Cause’ Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2014, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4824 "2014-06-20T03:56:26Z")
She’s got a way about her I don’t know what it is But I know that I can’t live without her She’s got a way of pleasin’ I don’t know what it is But there doesn’t have to be a reason anyway ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2014, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4825 "2014-06-20T04:05:20Z")
If I listened long enough to you I’d find a way to believe that it’s all true Knowing that you lied, straight-faced, while I cried Still I’d look to find a reason to believe Someone like you makes it hard to live without somebody else Someone like you makes it easy to give, never think of myself ---
**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2014, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4826 "2014-06-20T13:39:40Z")
Wouldn’t you love somebody to love? You better find somebody to love ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2014, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4827 "2014-06-20T14:23:28Z")
Got no feel, I got no rhythm I just keep losing my beat I’m ok, I’m alright Ain’t gonna face no defeat I just gotta get out of this prison cell Someday I’m gonna be free, Lord! Somebody… Somebody… Can anybody find me somebody to love? Find me somebody to love… find me somebody to love… Find me somebody to love… find me somebody to love… Find me somebody to love… find me somebody to love… Find me somebody to love… find me somebody to love… Find me somebody to love… find me somebody to love… Somebody (somebody) Somebody (somebody) Somebody (find me) Somebody (find me somebody to love) Can anybody find me, Somebody to-o-o lo-o-o-ve? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2014, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4828 "2014-06-20T14:26:12Z")
Oh, won’t you take me home tonight? Oh, down beside your red firelight Ah, can you give it all you got? Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin’ world go round. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2014, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4829 "2014-06-20T14:36:49Z")
I’m not in love, so don’t forget it It’s just a silly phase I’m goin’ through And just because I call you up Don’t get me wrong, don’t think you got it made I’m not in love, no, no…it’s because ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2014, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4830 "2014-06-20T17:18:51Z")
That’s right (that’s right) you ain’t gonna see me cryin’ I’m glad (I’m glad) that you found somebody new 'Cause I’d rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass Than spend one more minute with you ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2014, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4831 "2014-06-20T17:24:27Z")
You were the sweetest thing that I ever knew But I don’t care for sugar honey if I can’t have you Since you’ve abandoned me My whole life has crashed Won’t you pick the pieces up 'cause it feels just like I’m walking on broken glass ---
**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2014, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4832 "2014-06-20T18:16:06Z")
Once I had a love and it was a gas Soon turned out had a heart of glass ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2014, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4833 "2014-06-21T05:28:53Z")
… … … … … … _– Mason Williams, “Classical Gas”_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2014, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4834 "2014-06-21T14:25:01Z")
It’s a Saturday’s Night at the World, I am thinking about a girl, And how useless to search it becomes When you find all the answers in one. ---
**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2014, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4835 "2014-06-21T15:53:18Z")
One day i looked up and there you were Like a simple question looking for an answer Now i am a whale listening to some inner call Swimming blindly to throw myself upon your shores What if i don’t find when i have landed Would you leave me here to die on your shores stranded? I think i know why the dog howls at the moon. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2014, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4836 "2014-06-21T16:50:44Z")
No point asking when it is No point asking who’s to go No point asking what’s the game No point asking who’s to blame 'Cos if you’re gonna die (if you’re gonna die) 'Cos if you’re gonna die (if you’re gonna die) If you’re gonna die (if you’re gonna die) If you’re gonna die (if you’re gonna die) If you’re gonna die, die with your boots on If you’re gonna try, well stick around Gonna cry, just move along If you’re gonna die, you’re gonna die ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2014, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4837 "2014-06-21T17:01:38Z")
We’re all excited But we don’t know why Maybe it’s 'cause We’re all gonna die And when we do (When we do) What’s it all for (What’s it all for) You better live now Before the grim reaper come knocking on your door Tell me, are we gonna let the elevator bring us down Oh, no let’s go! Let’s go crazy Let’s get nuts Look for the purple banana 'Til they put us in the truck, let’s go! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2014, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4838 "2014-06-21T21:31:35Z")
As he rode his last ride down. And he sideswiped nineteen neat parked cars, Clipped off thirteen telephone poles, Hit two houses, bruised eight trees, And Blue-Crossed seven people. It was then he lost his head, Not to mention an arm or two before he stopped. And he smeared for four hundred yards Along the hill that leads into Scranton, Pennsylvania. All those thirty thousand pounds of bananas. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2014, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4839 "2014-06-22T08:30:48Z")
Work all night on a drink of rum Daylight come and me wan’ go home Stack banana till de morning come Daylight come and me wan’ go home Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana Daylight come and me wan’ go home ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2014, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/4840 "2014-06-22T16:51:21Z")
Shake, shake, shake, senora, shake your body line Shake, shake, shake, senora, shake it all the time Work, work, work, senora, work your body line Work, work, work, senora, work it all the time My girl’s name is Senora I tell you friends, I adore her And when she dances, oh brother She’s a hurricane in all kinds of weather (Jump in the line, rock your body in time) - OK, I believe you [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502.md?page=241) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502.md?page=243)