# \[GAME\] Speak To Me Only in Song Lyrics **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [May 16, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502 "2013-05-16T12:17:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 252
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2014, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/5021 "2014-07-20T17:32:08Z")
My eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school We have tortured ev’ry teacher and we’ve broken ev’ry rule We have bound and gagged the principal and tossed him in the pool Our gang is marching on! Glory, Glory, Hallelujah! Teacher hit me with a ruler I met her at the door with a loaded .44 And my teacher don’t teach no more! ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2014, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/5022 "2014-07-20T17:50:33Z")
God, bless my underwear My only pair. Stand beside them, And guide them, As they sit in a heap by the chair. From the washer, To the clothesline, To my dresser drawer, To my rear! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/5023 "2014-07-21T14:20:50Z")
There’s a place in France Where the naked ladies dance There’s a hole in the wall Where the man can see it all But the men don’t care 'Cause they chew their underwear ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/5024 "2014-07-21T14:39:04Z")
Oh can you do the Can Can? If you can then I can I can Can Can if you Can Can Can you Can Can? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/5025 "2014-07-21T14:42:38Z")
Now, Shop Rite does the can can Selling lots of brands of everything in “Cans”. Cans! Today, it’s great to save some cash So go to ShopRite’s Can Can Bash From can to can to can to can You’ll save much more on ev’ry brand You’ll save much more on every brand Now’s the time to go ShopRite’s Can Can Bash Now it’s time to stock up all the values last. The Can Can sale, you’ll save so much From spinach to asparagus! The Can Can sale, you save much more It’s only at your ShopRite Store. It’s only at your ShopRite Store. Now’s the time to ShopRite ShopRite’s Can Can Bash Now it’s time to stock up all the values last. Ooo, la la. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/5026 "2014-07-21T17:06:43Z")
And here in my heart Where no one else will ever be We’ve made it so far So lock the door and throw away the key Save all your love Save your love for me When I’m alone at night You’re all I see ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/5027 "2014-07-21T17:09:19Z")
And being apart Ain’t easy on this love affair Two strangers learn to fall in love again I get the joy of rediscovering you Oh, girl, you stand by me I’m forever yours Faithfully ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/5028 "2014-07-21T19:16:11Z")
So darling, darling Stand by me, oh stand by me Oh stand, stand by me Stand by me ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/5029 "2014-07-21T22:11:18Z")
All the times When we were close I’ll remember these things the most I see all my dreams come tumbling down I won’t be happy without you around So all alone I keep the wolves at bay There is only one thing that I can say Did you stand by me No, not at all Did you stand by me No way ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/5030 "2014-07-21T22:44:36Z")
Saw my picture in the paper Read the news around my face And some people don’t want to Treat me the same When the walls come tumblin’ down When the walls come crumblin’ crumblin’ When the walls come tumblin’ tumblin’ down Yeah yeah yeah ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/5031 "2014-07-21T23:08:44Z")
We don’t need no education We don’t need no thought control No dark sarcasm in the classroom Teacher live them kids alone Hey! Teacher! Leave them kids alone All in all you’re just another brick in the wall ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2014, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/5032 "2014-07-22T00:38:49Z")
I think of all the education that I missed But then my homework was never quite like this! Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad I’m hot for teacher I got it bad, so bad I’m hot for teacher ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2014, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/5033 "2014-07-22T01:29:45Z")
So I took a journey, threw my world into the sea. With me went the teacher who found fun instead of me. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2014, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/5034 "2014-07-22T12:12:29Z")
On top of spaghetti All covered with cheeze I saw my poor teacher Face down in the mud [Ehh mixed metaphors and such, so sue me-trying to remember this crud 40 years after the fact…] ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2014, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/5035 "2014-07-22T14:43:47Z")
School Days, School Days, Dear old golden rule days. Readin’ and writin’ and 'rithmatic, Taught to the tune of a hickory stick. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2014, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/5036 "2014-07-22T17:46:40Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > On top of spaghetti > All covered with cheeze > I saw my poor teacher > Face down in the mud > > [Ehh mixed metaphors and such, so sue me-trying to remember this crud 40 years after the fact…] On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed It rolled off the table, and on to the floor And then my poor meatball rolled straight out the door It rolled in the garden, and under a bush And then my poor meatball was nothing but mush The mush was as tasty, as tasty could be And then the next summer, it grew into a tree The tree was all covered, all covered with moss And on it grew meatballs and tomato sauce So if you eat spaghetti, all covered with cheese Hold on to your meatball whenever you sneeze! …mostly typed from memory. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2014, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/5037 "2014-07-22T17:54:25Z")
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it If it’s gettin’ cold, reheat it Have a big dinner, have a light snack If you don’t like it, you can’t send it back Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2014, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/5038 "2014-07-22T20:24:51Z")
Let’s have another cup of coffee, and let’s have another piece of pie. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2014, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/5039 "2014-07-22T21:28:23Z")
I’m sitting on the corner feeling glad Got no money coming in but I can’t be sad That was the best cup of coffee I ever had And I won’t worry about a thing Because we’ve got it made Here on the inside, outside so far away ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2014, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/5040 "2014-07-24T13:37:50Z")
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