# \[GAME\] Speak To Me Only in Song Lyrics **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [May 16, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502 "2013-05-16T12:17:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 29
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/561 "2013-06-14T18:34:22Z")
If he’s content. With a vegetable love. That would certainly not suit me, Why, what a most particularly. Pure young man. This pure young man must be. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/562 "2013-06-14T18:50:48Z")
Call any vegetable Call it by name Call one today When you get off the train Call any vegetable And the chances are good That the vegetable will respond to you. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/563 "2013-06-14T18:54:45Z")
I like pickled onions, I like piccalili, Pickled cabbage is all right With a little cold beef on a Sunday night. I can go tomatoes, but what I do prefer Is a little bit of cucum, little bit of cucum, Little bit of cucumber! ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/564 "2013-06-14T18:56:10Z")
You can go out to eat & that’s for sure But it’s nothin’ a homegrown tomato won’t cure Put `em in a salad, put `em in a stew You can make your very own tomato juice Eat `em with egss, eat `em with gravy Eat `em with beans, pinto or navy Put `em on the site put `em in the middle Put a homegrown tomato on a hotcake griddle ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/565 "2013-06-14T18:58:00Z")
Salad of greens! Salad of greens! What’s that, you like it? Go tell the marines! ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/566 "2013-06-14T19:00:07Z")
Crème tangerine and Montelimar A ginger sling with a pineapple heart A coffee dessert, yes, you know it’s good news But you have to have them all pulled out After the Savoy truffle Cool cherry cream, nice apple tart I feel your taste all the time we’re apart Coconut fudge really blows down those blues But you’ll have to have them all pulled out After the Savoy truffle… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/567 "2013-06-14T19:04:50Z")
Savoy, the home of sweet romance, Savoy, it wins you with a glance, Savoy, gives happy feet a chance to dance. Your old form just like a clinging vine, Your lips so warm and sweet as wine, Your cheek so soft and close to mine, divine. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/568 "2013-06-14T19:06:33Z")
She’ll be my mirror Reflect what I am A loser and a winner The king of Siam And my Siamese twin Alone on the river Mirror kisses Mirror kisses Lips like sugar Sugar kisses Lips like sugar Sugar kisses ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/569 "2013-06-14T19:10:07Z")
She had, uh oh, kisses sweeter than wine. When I was a young man and never been kissed, I got to thinking it over, what I had missed, I got me a girl, I kissed her and then, and then, O Lordy, I kissed her again. She had, uh oh, kisses sweeter than wine. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/570 "2013-06-14T20:27:52Z")
Think of me Think of me fondly When we’ve said goodbye, Remember me Once in a while, Please promise me you’ll try. ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/571 "2013-06-14T20:31:41Z")
I hope when you think of me way down the line You can’t find one good thing to say And I hope that if I found the strength to walk out You’d stay the hell out of my way ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/572 "2013-06-14T20:34:32Z")
And it tastes like kisses, kisses, kisses And it tastes like kisses But I’ll be right here til the end of it You stay in bed and I run out of the door It took me so long to get up off the floor I always bite off more than I can chew But Im hungry without you Dream like dreamers and we Need like users and we Hate like Hitlers and we Win like losers and we Cry like children and we Stray like preachers and we Lie like lovers and we Pray like sinners And it tastes like kisses, kisses, kisses And it tastes like kisses ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/573 "2013-06-14T21:38:30Z")
Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go So make the best of this test, and don’t ask why It’s not a question, but a lesson learned in time It’s something unpredictable, but in the end is right, I hope you had the time of your life. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/574 "2013-06-14T21:49:39Z")
[On a Bunnymen roll…] Hold it in the light And see right through it For God’s sake Make a decision Take it for a walk And hold it hold it Pin it on the wall And fasten onto Move into the bathroom Oh yes, oh yes Do what must be done And don’t say maybe This is the one for the money This is the one for the trees This is the one called Heaven And this is the one for me ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/575 "2013-06-14T22:36:25Z")
And Heaven… Heaven is a place A place where nothing… Nothing ever happens ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/576 "2013-06-14T22:53:35Z")
It’s Christmas in Heaven The snow falls from the sky But it’s nice and warm, and everyone Looks smart and wears a tie It’s Christmas in Heaven There’s great films on TV ‘The Sound of Music’ twice an hour And ‘Jaws’ one, two, and three ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/577 "2013-06-14T23:05:02Z")
It was Christmas in prison And the food was real good We had turkey and pistols Carved out of wood ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/578 "2013-06-14T23:37:48Z")
It was Christmas Day in the workhouse The merriest day of the year The paupers and the prisoners Were all assembled there In came the Christmas pudding When a voice that shattered glass Said, “We don’t want your Christmas pudding So stick it there with the rest of the unwanted presents” ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/579 "2013-06-14T23:57:10Z")
But give my daddy a job 'cause he needs one He’s got lots of mouths to feed But if you’ve got one, I’ll have a machine gun So I can scare all the kids down the street ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2013, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/580 "2013-06-15T00:01:12Z")
Because it’s Christmas time, Christmas time, Yes it’s merry Christmas time Everybody stand up tall and cheer Our children will be coming home in plastic bags I fear Then we’ll know it’s Christmas time this year Thank you Mr. President for your kind words and deeds There’s just one thing I’d like for you to hear Take this war and shove it up your Crawford, Texas ass And then you’ll know it’s Christmas time this year [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502.md?page=28) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502.md?page=30)