# \[GAME\] Speak To Me Only in Song Lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 16, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502 "2013-05-16T12:17:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 37

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**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2013, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/721 "2013-06-20T21:50:24Z")

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And on the bus today, I met the queen of l.a. -  
At least she said she was and who am I to say?  
She was sixty-five and full of life,  
She had purple-painted cheeks  
And glitter on her eyes  
And the troll on the corner, I flipped him a quarter  
And he looked at me and smiled.  
He wasn’t abused, he wasn’t confused,  
He had nothing to gain and less to lose in hollywood

Oh wow! thought I’d be out of here by now.  
Still in hollywood!  
My, my I’m running like a rat and I don’t know why

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2013, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/722 "2013-06-20T22:06:56Z")

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It’s hard to play a gig with a straight face,  
Seems like everybody’s got a plan:  
It’s kind of like Nashville, with a tan.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2013, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/723 "2013-06-20T22:54:36Z")

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Sign says Nashville, Tennessee,  
But I have found

It’s a crazy town, full of neon dreams  
Everybody plays, everybody sings.  
Hollywood with a touch of twang

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/724 "2013-06-21T01:34:28Z")

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Nashville Cats, play clean as country water  
Nashville Cats, play wild as mountain dew

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**Author:** ![Snerky\_Snerk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Snerky\_Snerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snerky_Snerk)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/725 "2013-06-21T02:01:43Z")

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That was pouring like an avalanche,  
coming down the mountain.  
I don’t mind the sun sometimes,  
the images it shows.  
I can taste you on my lips,  
and smell you in my clothes.  
Cinnamon and sugary,  
and softly spoken lies.  
You never know just how you look  
through other people’s eyes.

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/726 "2013-06-21T02:07:08Z")

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Whatever makes her happy  
I won’t stand in the way  
But the bitter taste still lingers on  
From the night I tried to make her stay

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/727 "2013-06-21T02:09:13Z")

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Dishwater cafe in a  
Torn paper street  
A rundown future let me down  
Now everything’s complete  
Uncurling human tragedy  
Apparently a parody  
Send my love upstairs to me  
She used to be a symphony

I let her go into the night  
Night of light, satellite  
Quite a sight to see

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/728 "2013-06-21T07:09:46Z")

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I’m hangin’ round the same old scene  
My girlfriend left me, she’s just 14 (14?!)  
There’s nothin left for me to do  
I’m livin’ on dog food

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/729 "2013-06-21T10:55:21Z")

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My dog’s faster than your dog,  
My dog’s bigger than yours.  
My dog’s better 'cause he gets Ken-L Ration,  
My dog’s better than yours.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/730 "2013-06-21T11:07:18Z")

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Seen a man standing’ over a dead dog, lying by the highway in a ditch.  
He’s looking down, kind of puzzled, poking that dog with a stick.  
Got his car door flung open, he’s standing out on Highway 31,  
Like if he stood there long enough that dog would get up and run.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/731 "2013-06-21T11:59:07Z")

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Crossin’ the highway late last night  
He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right  
He didn’t see the station wagon car  
The skunk got squashed and there you are!

You got yer  
Dead skunk in the middle of the road  
Dead skunk in the middle of the road  
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road  
Stinkin’ to high Heaven!

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/732 "2013-06-21T12:08:45Z")

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In the middle of the road,  
Is trying to find me.  
I’m standing in the middle of life with my pains behind me.

But, I got a smile  
For everyone I meet.  
Long as you don’t try dragging my bay,  
Or dropping a bomb on the street.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/733 "2013-06-21T12:16:26Z")

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You’re never fully dressed without a smile.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/734 "2013-06-21T14:12:23Z")

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You can’t hide your lyin’ eyes.  
And your smile is a thin disguise.  
I thought by now you’d realize  
There ain’t no way to hide your lyin’ eyes.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/735 "2013-06-21T14:21:46Z")

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She walks like an angel,  
She talks like an angel,  
She smiles like an angel,  
But I got wise:  
She’s the devil in disguise.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/736 "2013-06-21T14:33:11Z")

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I picked up my bag. I went looking for a place to hide,  
When I saw Carmen and the Devil walking side by side.  
I said, “Hey, Carmen, come on, let’s go downtown.”  
She said, “I got to go, but my friend can stick around.”

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/737 "2013-06-21T14:51:14Z")

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Please allow me to introduce myself  
I’m a man of wealth and taste  
I’ve been around for a long, long year  
Stole many a man’s soul to waste

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ  
Had his moment of doubt and pain  
Made damn sure that Pilate  
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you  
Hope you guess my name  
But what’s puzzling you  
Is the nature of my game

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/738 "2013-06-21T15:13:42Z")

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I ran down to the levee, but the Devil caught me there  
He took my 20 dollar bill and vanished in the air.

I set out running, but I take my time.  
A friend of the Devil is a friend of mine.  
If I get home before daylight, I just might get some sleep tonight.

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/739 "2013-06-21T15:55:09Z")

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I was told by this man it would be worth my while  
He’d return me to my woman, return me to my smile  
It’s all I ask for in this life  
Whatever’s wrong, son, he told me he’d make right  
Just sign right here, child, every thing’s going to be alright

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/740 "2013-06-21T16:05:48Z")

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Alright, the sea and sunlight  
Alright, the love and stage fright  
Alright 'til the day I die

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