# \[GAME\] Speak To Me Only in Song Lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 16, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502 "2013-05-16T12:17:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 42

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/821 "2013-06-25T15:03:36Z")

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You turn me  
Inside out and  
Round and round.

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/822 "2013-06-25T15:07:26Z")

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The world is turning,  
The sun is burning,  
It’s happening all again,  
‘Cause time is moving, plainly groovin’  
It’s just around the bend

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/823 "2013-06-25T15:10:27Z")

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To Everything (Turn, Turn, Turn)  
There is a season (Turn, Turn, Turn)  
And a time to every purpose under Heaven.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/824 "2013-06-25T15:56:07Z")

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There’s a reason for the warm sweet nights  
And there’s a reason for the candle lights  
Must be the season  
When those love rites shine all around us

So let the wonder take you into space  
And lay you under its loving embrace  
Just feel the thunder as it warms your face  
You can’t hold back

Just let your love flow like a mountain stream  
And let your love grow  
With the smallest of dreams and let your love show  
And you’ll know what I mean, it’s the season

Let your love fly like a bird on the wing  
And let your love bind you to all living things  
And let your love shine  
And you’ll know what I mean, that’s the reason

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/825 "2013-06-25T16:26:34Z")

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Rise up this mornin’,  
Smiled with the risin’ sun,  
Three little birds  
Sit by my doorstep  
Singin’ sweet songs  
Of melodies pure and true,  
Sayin’, “This is my message to you-ou-ou”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/826 "2013-06-25T16:31:05Z")

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[spoken] We now wish to present to you the famous old English ballad “I Saw Three Birds”.

There was an old man  
And he had an old sow,  
[snort] sow,  
[raspberry] sow,  
[whistle] Hi diddle dow,  
There was an old man  
And he had an old sow,  
La sa fa ral de ray.

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/827 "2013-06-25T17:08:33Z")

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\*[spoken]  
Quoi? Quoi?  
Tout le monde, quoi?  
Pourquoi?  
Le monde… le monde!  
Bête!  
Le monde

D’habitude

Mais…Je…pense\*

Bing tiddle tiddle BANG!  
Bung tiddle tiddle BANG!  
Bung tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle Bung tiddle tiddle BONG!  
Bung tiddle tiddle BING!  
Bung tiddle tiddle BANG  
Bing! (tiddle tiddle)  
Bang! (tiddle tiddle)  
Bong! (tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle)  
Bang bong bing! (tiddle tiddle)  
Bang! (tiddle tiddle)  
Bong bang! (tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle)

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/828 "2013-06-25T17:15:27Z")

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Ying tong, ying tong, ying tong iddle I po, iddle I po,  
Ying tong, ying tong, ying tong iddle I po!

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/829 "2013-06-25T17:16:03Z")

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My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to say.  
My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to do.  
I know that you’ll be mine,  
When I say this to you:

“Oh baby, ooh ee ooh ah ah!  
Ting tang wala walla bing bang!  
Ooh ee ooh ah ah!  
Ting tang wala walla bing bang!”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/830 "2013-06-25T17:41:33Z")

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Hey, in Walla  
I’ll see you in a Walla Walla  
Slap on the wrist? Well, not this time  
Hey, in Walla  
I’ll see you in a Walla Walla  
Folsom prison is the destination  
Hey, in Walla  
I’ll see you in a Walla Walla

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/831 "2013-06-25T17:47:57Z")

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“Abba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba”  
Said the monkey to the chimp.  
“Abba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba”  
Said the chimpee to the monk.  
All night long they chattered away.  
All day long they were happy and gay,  
Swinging and swaying in a honky, tonky way.

“Abba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba”  
Said the chimp, “I love but you.”  
Abba dabba dabba in monkey talk means  
“Chimp, I love you too.”  
Then the ol’ baboon, one night in June,  
Married them and very soon,  
They sailed away on an abba dabba honeymoon.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/832 "2013-06-25T18:01:58Z")

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I went to the animal fair,  
The birds and the beasts were there.  
The big baboon, by the light of the moon,  
Was coming his auburn hair.  
The monkey he got drunk  
And fell on the elephant’s trunk.  
The elephant sneezed and fell on his knees,  
And that was the end of the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, etc. ad nauseum

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/833 "2013-06-25T18:17:30Z")

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Ohhh…  
The Hippo steps on a Lizard,  
and out shoots the Lizard’s gizard,  
and the Elephant puts the Moose into a noose,  
and the Lion kills an Elk,  
and the Tiger kills a Gazelle,  
and the Tiger kills another Gazelle,  
and the Tiger kills another Gazelle,  
and the Gazelles finally wise up and kill the Tiger,  
and a Big Horn Sheep gives the Gorilla an exploding banana,  
and the Moose puts quicksand in the cats litter-box,  
and the Penguin puts a Chameleon on a piece of white paper for six hours  
and drops him into a housing project,  
and the Shrews tie a Duck-billed Platypus to a tree and drive a train set down his throat,  
and Porpoises say ‘Oh, we’re safe in this enclosed tank’  
and the Electric Eels say ‘Wanna bet?’,  
and the Parrot tells the Monkey that there’s no Monkey God  
and the monkey lives a life of despair  
and finally kills himself by sticking his head into a light socket,  
and the Birds pick his bones clean and the people think he’s a wind chime.

But, at least for awhile,  
they were doing  
the animal square dance.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/834 "2013-06-25T18:19:44Z")

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There was an old woman who swallowed a fly…

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/835 "2013-06-25T18:42:11Z")

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I am the fly  
I am the fly  
Fly in the  
Fly in the  
Ointment

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/836 "2013-06-25T19:00:19Z")

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There is a balm in Gilead  
to heal the sin-sick soul.  
There is a balm in Gilead  
to make the wounded whole.

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/837 "2013-06-25T19:07:39Z")

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There is a town in north Ontario,  
With dream comfort memory to spare,  
And in my mind  
I still need a place to go,  
All my changes were there.

Blue, blue windows behind the stars,  
Yellow moon on the rise,  
Big birds flying across the sky,  
Throwing shadows on our eyes.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/838 "2013-06-25T19:24:38Z")

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Think I’ll go out to Alberta. Weather’s good there in the Fall.  
Got some friends that I can go out working for.  
Still, I wish you’d change your mind,  
If I asked you one more time,  
But we’ve been through that a hundred times or more.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/839 "2013-06-25T19:49:30Z")

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Shout, shout, let it all out  
(Let it all out)  
These are the things I can do without  
Come on, I’m talking to you, come on

And when you’ve taken down your guard  
If I could change your mind  
I’d really love to break your heart  
I’d really love to break your heart

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/840 "2013-06-25T19:52:03Z")

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Don’t go breaking my heart.  
I couldn’t if I tried.  
But, honey, if I get restless…  
Baby, you’re not the kind.

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