# \[GAME\] Speak To Me Only in Song Lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 16, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502 "2013-05-16T12:17:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 49

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2013, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/961 "2013-07-02T14:05:36Z")

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Heart of the country,  
Where the holy people grow,  
Heart of the country,  
Smell the grass in the meadow

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2013, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/962 "2013-07-02T14:16:46Z")

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Green grass and high tides forever.  
Castles of stone, souls and glory.  
Lost faces say “We adore you,”  
As kings and queens bow and play for you.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2013, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/963 "2013-07-02T14:17:15Z")

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Land of Hope and Glory, Mother of the Free,  
How shall we extol thee, who are born of thee?  
Wider still and wider shall thy bounds be set;  
God, who made thee mighty, make thee mightier

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2013, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/964 "2013-07-02T15:18:29Z")

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Long ago life was clean  
Sex was bad and obscene  
And the rich were so mean  
Stately homes for the Lords  
Croquet lawns, village greens  
Victoria was my queen  
Victoria, Victoria, Victoria, 'toria

I was born, lucky me  
In a land that I love  
Though I am poor, I am free  
When I grow I shall fight  
For this land I shall die  
Let her sun never set  
Victoria, Victoria, Victoria, 'toria  
Victoria, Victoria, Victoria, toria

Land of hope and gloria  
Land of my Victoria  
Land of hope and gloria  
Land of my Victoria  
Victoria, 'toria  
Victoria, Victoria, Victoria, 'toria

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2013, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/965 "2013-07-02T15:21:12Z")

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When Benjamin Disraeli was Prime Minister of England,  
And good old Queen Victoria was the Queen,  
Whenever she would need him for official palace business,  
Disraeli, he was nowhere to be seen.  
She went down to 10 Downing Street,  
The doorbell there she rang,  
And when there was no answer,  
This is what the good Queen sang:  
Won’t you come home, Disraeli. Won’t you come home.  
Come home to Queen Victoria.  
Don’t leave that House of Commons, and that House of Lords.  
Just sittin’ waitin’ for ya.  
I’m gettin’ awful lomesome, 'cause all I do  
Is sit here reading Ethan Frome.  
Now don’t leave me flat,  
The key to the palace is under the mat.  
Disraeli, won’t you please come home.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2013, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/966 "2013-07-02T18:18:23Z")

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He blew his mind out in a car.  
He didn’t notice that the lights had changed.  
A crowd of people stood and stared.  
They’d seen his face before.  
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.

I’d love to turn you on.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2013, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/967 "2013-07-02T18:25:31Z")

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I thought that heart of yours was true, girl  
Now, didn’t I think it baby…didn’t I think it baby  
But this time I’m really leavin’ you girl…oh  
Hope you know it baby…hope you know it baby

Ten times or more, yes, I’ve walked out that door  
Get this into your head, there’ll be no more  
Didn’t I blow your mind this time, didn’t I  
Didn’t I blow your mind this time, didn’t I  
Yes sir

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2013, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/968 "2013-07-02T19:49:34Z")

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[Looks over shoulder for copyright lawyers]

This night these memories lost and found  
Are taking over me  
I could see your picture and hear the sound  
Of the song you sung to me  
You gotta feel and take every chance  
You did the right thing  
Drove a thousand miles away  
Out of trace and in another time  
You did the wrong thing  
And bought it back in your mind  
Why’s life so unkind?

For always and ever it’s getting better  
I feel your steps with mine  
I’m moving on like it said in the letter  
Another place, another time

Blown away  
Blown away  
Blown away  
Blown away  
Blown away  
Blown away  
Blown away

Got blown away, a thousand miles away

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2013, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/969 "2013-07-02T20:05:13Z")

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Shatter every window till it’s all blown away,  
Every brick, every board, every slamming door flown away  
Till there’s nothing left standing,  
Nothing left to yesterday  
Every tear-soaked whiskey memory blown away,  
Blown away

She heard those sirens screaming out  
Her daddy laid there passed out on the couch  
She locked herself in the cellar  
Listened to the screaming of the wind  
Some people called it taking shelter  
She called it sweet revenge

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2013, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/970 "2013-07-02T22:15:41Z")

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You put your left arm in,  
You put your left arm out,  
You put your left arm in,  
And you shake it all about.

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2013, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/971 "2013-07-02T22:54:43Z")

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Come on, baby, let’s do the twist  
Come on, baby, let’s do the twist  
Take me by my little hand and go like this

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/972 "2013-07-03T01:19:39Z")

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Let’s twist again  
Like we did last summer,  
Let’s twist again  
Like we did last year.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/973 "2013-07-03T12:31:55Z")

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You said nothing will change  
We were almost near  
Almost far  
Down came the rain  
But nothing will change  
You promised

A promise  
A promise  
A promise

It’s exactly the same  
You said  
It’s always the same  
But I’ll make it change  
Into something the same  
I promise

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/974 "2013-07-03T12:35:21Z")

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Promises, promises, I’m all through with  
Promises, promises, Don’t ask how

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/975 "2013-07-03T13:27:35Z")

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If I fell in love with you  
Would you promise to be true  
And help me  
Understand

'Cause I’ve been in love before  
And I found that love was more  
Than just  
Holding hands

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/976 "2013-07-03T13:31:25Z")

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I’m not the kind of guy who likes to play big brother  
But I’ve just seen your date outside, he’s with another  
I saw you both come in  
Clearly you’re not meant for him, so  
Please, please hold my hand  
Hold my hand, yeah, yeah  
Hold my hand, yeah, yeah  
Hold my hand and I’ll see you home

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/977 "2013-07-03T13:35:06Z")

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Mrs. Jones is a lady on Hudson Street.  
She sent her dog to bark at my brother and me.  
We gave her dog a big fat bone  
And now he barks at Mrs. Jones.  
She’s a lady who lives on Hudson Street.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/978 "2013-07-03T13:40:26Z")

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was down at the New Amsterdam staring at this yellow-haired girl  
Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation with this black-haired flamenco dancer  
She dances while his father plays guitar  
She’s suddenly beautiful  
We all want something beautiful  
I wish I was beautiful  
So come dance this silence down through the morning  
Cut Maria! Show me some of them Spanish dances  
Pass me a bottle, Mr. Jones

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/979 "2013-07-03T14:20:44Z")

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Me and Mrs., Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones  
We got a thing going on  
Both know that it’s wrong  
But it’s much too strong to let it go now

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/980 "2013-07-03T14:23:19Z")

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Torn between two lovers,  
Feeling like a fool.

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