# \[GAME\] Speak To Me Only in Song Lyrics **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [May 16, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502 "2013-05-16T12:17:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/81 "2013-05-20T18:51:30Z")
Tell me why you cried and why you lied to me. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/82 "2013-05-20T19:07:58Z")
Took my little girl out on a date last night Next to her Gravel Gerty would have looked alright Now I’m between the devil and the deep blue sea Cause I said baby you look good to me I told her I loved her and oh how I lied Now she’s getting set to be my blushing bride If she leads me to the altar I’m sunk Cause I can’t tell the preacher I was drunk So Lord have mercy on a no-count sinner Give me one more chance to let another guy win her ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/83 "2013-05-20T19:28:22Z")
I’m getting married in the morning. Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime! Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! But get me to the church on time! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/84 "2013-05-20T19:29:23Z")
All at once, he sent me round a note Here’s the very note, this is what he wrote: “Can’t get away to marry you today, My wife, won’t let me!” ---
**Author:** ![EMCEE\_98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b5ac83/32.png) [@EMCEE\_98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EMCEE_98)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/85 "2013-05-20T19:56:03Z")
I got a letter this morning, what do you reckon it read? It said the gal you love is dead. I got a letter this morning, what do you reckon it read? It said, “Hurry, hurry! Because the gal you love is dead.” ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/86 "2013-05-20T19:57:00Z")
Won’t come back from Dead-Man’s Curve. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/87 "2013-05-20T19:58:26Z")
When I am dead, and all my drinking’s o’er, I will take one drink, then I’ll drink no more. In case I mightn’t get it done that day, I will take it now, and I’ll drink away! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/88 "2013-05-20T20:00:37Z")
Bottle of wine, fruit of the vine. When ya gonna let me get sober? Leave me alone, let me go home. Let me go back and start over. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/89 "2013-05-20T20:18:07Z")
What’s the use of being sober When you’re gonna get drunk again? ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/90 "2013-05-20T20:23:44Z")
Last time I was sober, man, I felt bad. Worst hangover that I ever had. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/91 "2013-05-20T20:24:48Z")
When I came home on Monday night, as drunk, as drunk could be. I saw a horse outside the door, where my own horse should be. So, I called my wife and I said to her, “Would you kindly tell to me, Who owns that horse outside the door, Where my own horse should be?” ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/92 "2013-05-20T21:18:02Z")
How come my dog don’t bark when you come around? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/93 "2013-05-20T22:15:08Z")
Your cheatin’ heart, Will make you weep, You’ll cry and cry, And try to sleep, But sleep won’t come, The whole night through, Your cheatin heart, will tell on you… ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/94 "2013-05-20T22:57:49Z")
It’s a heartache, nothing but a heartache. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/95 "2013-05-20T23:20:42Z")
Heartaches by the number, troubles by the score Everyday you love me less, each day I love you more ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/96 "2013-05-21T00:11:03Z")
Still, you turn me on ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/97 "2013-05-21T00:48:02Z")
A fool never learns and I’m gonna do a very foolish thing. I’m gonna stick by you, I’m gonna hang around, hang around, And hope that you’ll love me again some day. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/98 "2013-05-21T01:12:28Z")
Stand by your man Give him two arms to cling to And something warm to come to when nights are cold and lonely Stand by your man And show the world you love him Keep giving all the love you can Stand by your man ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/99 "2013-05-21T01:20:19Z")
Say you stand by your man Tell me something I don’t understand You said you love me and that’s a fact Then you left me, said you felt trapped Well some things you can explain away But my heartache’s in me till this day ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/100 "2013-05-21T01:22:16Z")
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