# \[GAME\] Speak To Me Only in Song Lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 16, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502 "2013-05-16T12:17:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 55

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2013, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1081 "2013-07-08T17:42:26Z")

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She thinks my tractor’s sexy.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2013, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1082 "2013-07-08T20:07:03Z")

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Sex farm woman, I’m gonna mow you down  
Sex farm woman, I’ll rake and hoe you down  
Sex farm woman, don’t you see my silo rising high high high?

Working on a sex farm  
Hosing down your barn door  
Bothering your livestock  
They know what I need

Working up a hot sweat  
Crouching in your pea patch  
Plowing through your bean field  
Planting my seed

Sex farm woman, I’ll be your hired hand  
Sex farm woman, I’ll let my offer stand  
Sex farm woman, don’t you hear my tractor rumbling by by by by?

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1083 "2013-07-09T00:55:22Z")

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Aw, Aw baby, Yeah, ooh Yeak, huh, listen to this  
Spy on me baby use satellite  
Infrared to see me move through the night  
Aim gonna fire shoot me right  
Aim gonna like the way you fight  
And I love the way you fight

Now you found the secret code  
I use to wash away my lonely blues well  
So I can’t deny or lie cause you’re a  
Sexbomb sexbomb you’re a sexbomb uh, huh  
You can give it to me when I need to come along give it to me  
Sexbomb sexbomb you’re my sexbomb  
And baby you can turn me on baby you can turn me on  
You know what you’re doing to me don’t you. ha ha,  
I know you do

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1084 "2013-07-09T01:17:07Z")

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I’m a man, I’m a teaser  
I’m a man, well I’m a virgin  
I’m a man, I’m a one night stand  
I’m a man, I’m a drug  
I’m a man, well I’m your slave  
I’m a man, I’m a dream divine  
And we make love together

I’m a man, I’m a goddess  
I’m a man, I’m a hooker  
I’m a man, I’m a blue movie  
I’m a man, I’m a slut  
I’m a man, I’m babe  
I’m a man, I’m a dream divine  
And we make love together  
And we’ll make love forever

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1085 "2013-07-09T04:08:26Z")

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I’m a boy, I’m a boy  
But my ma won’t admit  
I’m a boy, I’m a boy  
But if I say I am I get it…

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1086 "2013-07-09T06:33:07Z")

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Now when I was a young boy,  
At the age of five  
My mother said I was, gonna be  
The greatest man alive  
But now I’m a man, way past 21  
Want you to believe me baby,  
I had lot’s of fun  
I’m a man  
I spell  
M,  
A, child,  
N

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1087 "2013-07-09T08:26:41Z")

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You think you’re a man but you’re only a boy  
You think you’re a man but you’re only a toy  
You think you’re a man but you just couldn’t see  
You weren’t man enough to satisfy me

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1088 "2013-07-09T10:43:57Z")

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What are you thinking?  
Do you know about us back then?  
Do you know I dumped your husband?  
Girlfriend, I’m not thinking 'bout him  
But you married him  
Do you know I made him leave?  
Do you know he begged to stay with me?  
He wasn’t man enough for me

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1089 "2013-07-09T11:41:12Z")

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Inside himself,  
He follows the wrong directions  
Perfect English words all right  
But with the wrong inflections  
But look at the dust at his feet  
He’s not the one she loves

It was a different man, no he’s never been found  
You can be so up, you can be so down  
It was a different man, no he’s never been there  
You can be halfway, you can be all there  
It was a different man, no he’s never been here  
You can be so close, you can be so near  
It was a different man, playing different cards  
You can be so soft, you can be so hard

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1090 "2013-07-09T12:02:06Z")

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I am a different man  
Than you’ve ever seen me be  
I got young though I’m older now  
Fear and anger have no power over me

Dug a hole and I did fall in  
There I stayed for a while  
Who done told to be my savior  
In their pity they done lost all sense of me

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1091 "2013-07-09T14:24:09Z")

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Look at the signs  
Look at the symptoms  
Look at the slight  
Calm before the storm  
I feel the silence  
I feel the signals  
I feel the strain  
Tension in my head  
Well, what more can be said…

Not a model man  
Not a savior or a saint  
Imperfect in a word  
Make no mistake  
But I  
Give you everything I have  
Take me as I am…

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1092 "2013-07-09T14:25:43Z")

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don’t care if it hurts  
I want to have control  
I want a perfect body  
I want a perfect soul  
I want you to notice when I’m not around  
You’re so fucking special  
I wish I was special

But I’m a creep  
I’m a weirdo  
What the hell am I doing here?  
I don’t belong here

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1093 "2013-07-09T14:34:37Z")

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Got to pick up the phone  
I will call any number  
I will talk to anyone  
I know I’m gone too far  
Much too far I gone this time  
And I don’t want to think what I’ve done  
I don’t know how to stop  
No, I don’t know how to stop

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1094 "2013-07-09T15:15:44Z")

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Operator, let’s forget about this call.  
There’s no one there I really wanted to talk to.  
Thank you for your time.  
You’ve been so much more than kind.

And you can keep the dime.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1095 "2013-07-09T15:41:29Z")

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Long distance information, give me Memphis Tennessee  
Help me find a party that tried to get in touch with me  
She could not leave a number but I know who placed the call  
Cause my uncle took a message and he wrote it on the wall

Help me, information, get in touch with my Marie  
Shes the only one who’d call me here from Memphis Tennessee  
Her home is on the south side, high upon a ridge  
Just a half a mile from the Mississippi bridge

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1096 "2013-07-09T15:49:11Z")

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Operator, information  
Please help me if you can  
Operator, information  
Please connect me with the Man

Don’t worry about the money,  
I will pay the charge  
Just give me a private line  
I’m calling from the heart  
Operator, information  
Please give me Jesus on the line

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1097 "2013-07-09T15:53:25Z")

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Hello central give me heaven  
For I know my mother’s there  
And you’ll find her with the angels  
Over on the golden stair  
She’ll be glad it’s me a speaking  
Won’t you call her for me please  
For I surely want to tell her  
That we’re sad without her here

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1098 "2013-07-09T16:25:13Z")

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Do you believe in heaven above  
Do you believe in love.  
Don’t tell a lie  
Don’t be false or untrue  
It all comes back to you.  
Open fire on my burning heart  
I’ve never been lucky in love.  
My defenses are down a kiss or a frown  
I can’t suvrive on my own.  
If a girl walks in and carves her name in my heart  
I’ll turn and run away.  
Everyday we’ve all been led astray  
It’s hard to be lucky in love.  
It gets in your eyes  
It’s making you cry

Don’t know what to do  
Don’t know what to do.  
You’re looking for love calling heaven above.  
Send me an angel  
Send me an angel  
Right now  
Right now.  
Send me an angel  
Send me an angel  
Right now  
Right now.  
Empty dreams can only disappoint in a room behind your smile.  
But don’t give up  
Don’t give up  
You can be lucky in love.  
It gets in your eyes  
It’s making you cry

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1099 "2013-07-09T16:28:18Z")

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I need a sign to let me know you’re here  
'Cause my TV set just keeps it all from being clear  
I want a reason for the way things have to be  
I need a hand to help build up some kind of hope inside of me

And I’m calling all angels  
I’m calling all you angels

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1100 "2013-07-09T16:48:16Z")

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No I`m no angel No I`m no stranger to the street  
I`ve got my label So I won`t crumble at your feet

Oh come on, baby  
Come and let me show you my tattoo  
Let me drive you crazy  
Come on and love me baby

So you find me hard to handle  
Well, I`m easier to hold So you like my spurs that jingle And I never leave you cold So I might steal your diamonds I`ll bring you back some gold  
I`m no angel.

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