# \[GAME\] Speak To Me Only in Song Lyrics **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [May 16, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502 "2013-05-16T12:17:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 57
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1121 "2013-07-10T12:43:32Z")
I’m a spy in the house of love I know the dream that you’re dreamin’ of I know the word that you long to hear I know your deepest, secret fear ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1122 "2013-07-10T12:44:54Z")
There’s a man who leads a life of danger. To everyone he meets he stays a stranger. With every move he makes another chance he takes. Odds are he won’t live to see tomorrow. Secret Agent Man Secret Agent Man They’ve given you a number and taken away your name. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1123 "2013-07-10T13:29:59Z")
This is me for forever One of the lost ones The one without a name Without an honest heart as compass This is me for forever One without a name These lines the last endeavor To find the missing lifeline Oh how I wish For soothing rain All I wish is to dream again My loving heart Lost in the dark For hope I’d give my everything ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1124 "2013-07-10T14:59:53Z")
Whenever life gets you down, and you’re wearing a frown, And the gravy train has left you behind, When you’re all out of hope, at the end of your rope, And nobody’s there to throw you a line… If you ever get so low that you don’t know which way to go, Come on and take a walk in my shoes. I never worry 'bout a thing, I got the world on a string, Because I’ve got the cure for all of my blues: I take a look at my enormous penis, And my troubles start melting away! I take a look at my enormous penis, And the happy times are coming to stay! Yeah, I sing and I dance when I glance in my pants, And the feeling’s like a sunshiney day! I take a look at my enormous penis, And everything’s going my way. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/AC14g4LJZbk/hqdefault.jpg "Enormous Penis") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC14g4LJZbk) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1125 "2013-07-10T15:03:00Z")
Well, I’m a happy boy (happy boy) Well, I’m a happy boy (happy boy) Oh, ain’t it good when things are goin’ your way? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1126 "2013-07-10T15:39:34Z")
Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy joy. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1127 "2013-07-10T15:48:08Z")
I’ve got the joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart, down in my heart, down in my heart I’ve got the joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart, down in my heart to stay ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1128 "2013-07-10T17:54:14Z")
How will I laugh tomorrow When I can’t even smile today? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1129 "2013-07-10T17:55:13Z")
How are you gonna keep 'em down on the farm, After they’ve seen Paree? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1130 "2013-07-10T17:58:50Z")
The midwest farmers daughters really make you feel alright ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1131 "2013-07-10T19:00:31Z")
You should have seen me win at poker, man. I had a honey and I bet a grand Just in the nick of time I looked at his hand I was talking to an Eskimo. Said he was hoping for a fall of snow, When up popped a sea lion, ready to go. Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go Down to Junior’s Farm where I wanna lay low Low life, high life, oh let’s go Take me down to Junior’s Farm ---
**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1132 "2013-07-10T19:11:44Z")
Dreamed I was an Eskimo Frozen wind began to blow Under my boots and around my toes The frost that bit the ground below It was a hundred degrees below zero… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1133 "2013-07-10T19:14:59Z")
Everybody’s building ships and boats Some are building monuments, others jotting down notes Everybody’s in despair, every girl and boy But when Quinn the Eskimo gets here Everybody’s gonna jump for joy ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1134 "2013-07-10T19:34:33Z")
Wooden ships on the water, very free and easy, Easy, you know the way it’s supposed to be, Silver people on the shoreline, let us be, Talkin’ 'bout very free and easy. ---
**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1135 "2013-07-10T19:42:02Z")
And I got a peaceful easy feeling, And I know you won’t let me down 'cause I’m already standing on the ground. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1136 "2013-07-10T19:48:20Z")
No I’ll stand my ground Won’t be turned around And I’ll keep this world from dragging me down Gonna stand my ground And I won’t back down ---
**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1137 "2013-07-10T20:18:53Z")
Baby you could never look me in the eye Yeah you buckle with the weight Of the words Stop draggin’ my… Stop draggin’ my… Stop draggin’ my heart around ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1138 "2013-07-10T20:22:51Z")
I buried both his legs beneath the garbage dregs, His arms beneath the hanger for his coat. The tub caught the stain, then hid the skull and brain, So now he’s got ring-around-the-throat. The police came by here, but what had I to fear? I let 'em in to take a look around, But the longer they stayed, the more my nerves were frayed, And then I heard that cotton-ticking sound. Don’t find the heart, the telly taley heart, 'Cause that’s the only weakness to my plan, And if you find the heart, the telly taley heart, You’ll prob’ly figure out I killed the man. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1139 "2013-07-10T20:52:09Z")
But when I kissed the cop down at 34th and Vine, He broke my little bottle of Love Potion Number 9. ---
**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1140 "2013-07-10T21:00:31Z")
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