# \[GAME\] Speak To Me Only in Song Lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 16, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502 "2013-05-16T12:17:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 59

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1161 "2013-07-12T01:11:50Z")

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Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!  
Cars and girls are easy come by in this day and age,  
Laughing, joking, drinking, smoking,  
Till I’ve spent my wage.  
When I was young people spoke of immorality,  
All the things they said were wrong,  
Are what I want to be.

(Hey)  
Over under sideways down,  
(Hey)  
Backwards forwards square and round.  
(Hey)  
Over under sideways down,  
(Hey)  
Backwards forwards square and round.  
When will it end, when will it end,  
When will it end, when will it end.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1162 "2013-07-12T05:26:16Z")

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I look up and see the ceiling, I see nothing more  
I look down and see the rug and then I see the floor  
I look up and see the sky  
I look down and see the ground  
I look at you and sing a song about up and down

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1163 "2013-07-12T12:02:16Z")

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In her white lace  
You can clearly see the lady sadly looking.  
Saying that she’d take the blame  
For the crucifixion of her own domain.

I get up, I get down,  
I get up, I get down.  
Two million people barely satisfy.  
Two hundred women watch one woman cry, too late.  
The eyes of honesty can achieve.  
How many millions do we deceive each day?  
I get up, I get down.  
I get up, I get down.

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1164 "2013-07-12T12:52:19Z")

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I get up, and nothing gets me down.  
You got it tough. I’ve seen the toughest around.  
And I know, baby, just how you feel.  
You’ve got to roll with the punches to get to what’s real

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1165 "2013-07-12T12:56:37Z")

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I get knocked down  
But I get up again  
You’re never going to keep me down

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1166 "2013-07-12T14:24:02Z")

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Well, we’re waiting here in Allentown.  
And it’s hard to keep a good man down.  
But I won’t be getting up today.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1167 "2013-07-12T14:26:15Z")

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Oh, it’s great to get up in the morning,  
When the sun begins to shine,  
At 5 or 6 or 7 o’clock  
In the good old summertime.

But when the snow is snowing,  
Or it’s murky overhead,  
Oh, it’s great to get up in the morning,  
But it’s nicer to stay in bed.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1168 "2013-07-12T14:35:57Z")

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Oh! How I hate to get up in the morning  
Oh! How I’d love to remain in bed

For the hardest blow of all isto hear the bugler call  
“Ya gotta get up, ya gotta get up, ya gotta get up this morning”

Someday I’m going to murder the bugler  
Someday they’re going to find him dead  
I’ll amputate his reveille, and step upon it heavily  
And spend the rest of my life in bed

And then I’ll get that other pup  
The guy who wakes the bugler up  
And spend the rest of my life in bed

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1169 "2013-07-12T14:38:56Z")

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When I was mustered out  
I thought without a doubt  
That I was through with all my care and strife  
I thought that I was then  
The happiest of men  
But after months of tough civilian life

Gee, I wish I was back in the Army  
The Army wasn’t really bad at all

Three meals a day  
For which you didn’t pay  
Uniforms for winter, spring and fall

There’s a lot to be said for the Army  
The life without responsibility

A soldier out of luck  
Was really never stuck  
There’s always someone higher up where you can pass the buck  
Oh, gee, I wish I was back in the Army

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1170 "2013-07-12T14:39:58Z")

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[sigh]

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1171 "2013-07-12T14:49:29Z")

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Seasons come, seasons go  
But people never seem to know  
How long it will rain, it will shine.

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1172 "2013-07-12T15:29:19Z")

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Here comes that rainy day feeling again  
and soon my tears they will be falling like rain  
It always seems to be a Monday  
Left over memories of Sunday always spent with you  
before the clouds appeared and took away my sunshine

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1173 "2013-07-12T15:55:44Z")

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Sunshine came softly through my window today,  
Could’ve tripped out easy but I’ve changed my ways

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1174 "2013-07-12T16:00:04Z")

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You’ve got to change your evil ways, baby  
Before I stop lovin’ you  
You’ve got to change, baby  
And every word that I say is true  
You got me runnin’ and hidin’ all over town  
You got me sneakin’ and a-peepin’ and runnin’ you down  
This can’t go on, Lord knows you got to change, baby

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1175 "2013-07-12T16:10:00Z")

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If I should take a notion  
To jump into the ocean  
Ain’t nobody’s business if I do  
If I go to church on Sunday  
Then cabaret all day Monday  
Ain’t nobody’s business if I do  
If my man ain’t got no money  
And I say “take all mine, honey”  
Ain’t nobody’s business if I do

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1176 "2013-07-12T16:11:32Z")

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Now, don’t try to change her- just leave her, leave her.  
Get out quick, cause seeing is believing.  
It’s the only way you’ll ever know, oh

She’s an easy lover  
She’ll get a hold on you, believe it.  
She’s like no other.  
Before you know it you’ll be on your knees  
She’s an easy lover  
She’ll take your heart, but you won’t feel it  
She’s like no other,  
And I’m just trying to make you see

You’re the one that wants to hold her  
Hold her and control her  
You’d better forget it!  
You’ll never get it!  
For she’ll say that there’s no other  
'Til she finds another  
Better forget it  
Oh, you’ll regret it

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1177 "2013-07-12T16:13:07Z")

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Some boys take a beautiful girl  
And hide her away from the rest of the world  
I want to be the one to walk in the sun  
Oh girls they want to have fun

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1178 "2013-07-12T16:31:59Z")

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Got your number from a friend of mine,  
Who lives in your hometown.  
Called you up to have a drink,  
Your roommate said you weren’t around.  
Now I know I’m one of many  
Who would like to be your friend,  
And I’ve got to find a way to  
Let you know I’m not like them!

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**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1179 "2013-07-12T16:33:13Z")

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I’m talkin’ pedicure on our toes, toes  
Tryin’ on all our clothes, clothes  
Boys blowin’ up our phones, phones

Drop toppin’, playin’ our favorite CDs  
Pullin’ up to the parties  
Tryin’ to get a little bit tippp-syyyy

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1180 "2013-07-12T16:36:58Z")

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Thank heaven  
For little girls  
For little girls get bigger every day  
Thank heaven  
For little girls  
They grow up in the most delightful way

Those little eyes so helpless and appealing  
One day will flash and send you crashing  
Through the ceiling

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