# \[GAME\] Speak To Me Only in Song Lyrics **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [May 16, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502 "2013-05-16T12:17:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/101 "2013-05-21T01:35:37Z")
Here is a little song I wrote You might want to sing it note for note Don’t worry be happy In every life we have some trouble When you worry you make it double Don’t worry, be happy… ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/102 "2013-05-21T02:12:43Z")
Standin’ there by the window Starin’ out at the night You’ve got so many troubles On your nervous mind But don’t worry baby It’s gonna work out fine ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/103 "2013-05-21T08:58:48Z")
Hush now baby, baby don’t you cry Mama’s gonna make all your nightmares come true And mama’s gonna put all hher fears into you Mama’s gonna keep you safe under her wing She won’t let you fly but she might let you sing Mamma’s gonna keep baby comfy and warm And ooh baby Ooh bayby Ooh baby, of course mama’s gonna help build the wall ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/104 "2013-05-21T11:50:14Z")
I am a Rock; I am an Island. And a Rock feels no pain, And an Island never cries. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/105 "2013-05-21T11:52:22Z")
I’m not in love, so don’t forget it It’s just a silly phase I’m going through And just because I call you up Don’t get me wrong, don’t think you’ve got it made. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/106 "2013-05-21T11:55:35Z")
And I’m gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket But I’ve got to get a move on with my life It’s time to be a big girl now And big girls don’t cry. ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/107 "2013-05-21T15:05:21Z")
I was just a skinny lad Never knew no good from bad But I knew life before I left my nursery Left alone with big fat Fanny She was such a naughty nanny Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of me ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/108 "2013-05-21T15:07:22Z")
Well I could not help it but to fall in love With this heavy-duty woman I been speakin’ of Things looked kind of bad until the day she skated into my life Well she might be nasty, she might be fat But I never met a person who would tell her that She’s my bleach-blonde bomber, my heavy handed Hackensack mama ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/109 "2013-05-21T15:28:38Z")
When I first got to London it was pourin’ down rain Met a little girl in the field canteen Painted het name on the nose of my plane Six more missions, I’m gone Well I asked if I could stay and she said that I might Then the warden came around yelling “turn out the lights” Death rainin’ out of the London night We made love 'til dawn ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/110 "2013-05-21T15:43:33Z")
The streets of town were paved with stars, It was such a romantic affair. And as we kissed and said goodnight, A nightingale sang in Berkeley Square. When dawn came stealing up, all gold and blue To interrupt our rendez-vous, I still remember how you smiled and said, “Was that a dream? Or was it true?” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/111 "2013-05-21T18:15:13Z")
But in your dreams, whatever they be, Dream a little dream of me. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/112 "2013-05-21T18:19:52Z")
I dream of Jeannie with the light brown hair. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/113 "2013-05-21T18:23:11Z")
Jean, Jean, roses are red All the leaves have gone green And the clouds are so low You can touch them and so Come out to the meadow, Jean. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/114 "2013-05-21T18:40:10Z")
The jean genie lives on his back The jean genie loves chimney stacks Hes outrageous, he screams and he bawls Jean genie let yourself go! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/115 "2013-05-21T18:44:17Z")
So don’t you sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed I’m here to answer all your midnight prayers You got me bona fide certified You got a genie for your charge d’affaires I got a powerful urge to help you out So what’s your wish? I really wanna know You got a list that’s three miles long, no doubt Well, all you gotta do is rub like so ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/116 "2013-05-21T18:57:53Z")
I’m gonna come for you like a thief in the nighttime I’m gonna creep up to your side I’m gonna bring relief to you at the right time And there’s no place that you can hide Let me be the one you’re dreaming of Let me be your incubus of love ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/117 "2013-05-21T19:11:55Z")
Last night I had a crazy dream About a chick in a black bikini Oh, she looked so good She couldn’t be real She must be a magic genie But then she disappeared around the corner All I saw were three doors And the top of her bikini I made it through the first door There was a party going on I asked about the chick But what they said was freaky ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/118 "2013-05-21T20:30:51Z")
Open up the window, let some air into this room I think I’m almost chokin’ from the smell of stale perfume And that cigarette you’re smokin’ 'bout scare me half to death Open up the window, sucker, let me catch my breath ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/119 "2013-05-22T00:17:47Z")
The atmosphere was getting thick, the guy beside me looking sick I would’ve helped, at least I thought I ought to He flashed me an appealing grin, I stopped and took the feeling in I wasn’t sure, but something told me not to ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/120 "2013-05-22T08:04:19Z")
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