# \[GAME\] Speak To Me Only in Song Lyrics **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [May 16, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502 "2013-05-16T12:17:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 66
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2013, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1301 "2013-07-19T14:34:23Z")
Yeah i’m a deer hunter. How do you do? I got this deer hunting, rapping tale for you. I’m so excited, it’s my favorite time of year. I love to freeze my buns chasing trophy deer. But don’t clap your hands to the stomping of the feet, Cause he’s like me -he can’t keep a steady beat. I got this great big knife, cause the hunting is my life It’s my chance to drink beer and get away from the wife. It’s the boys night out acting stupidly. Say now, “Baby baby, don’t you think maybe… how bout you and me?” Well we partied all night, never made it to our bunks And I was sitting in the tree stand on the tree dead drunk Windmill blowing 45, temp 20 below, I was freezing to death, then it started to snow. So i got down from the tree stand, start heading for the truck. And that’s when i seen it there: the 30 point buck! Well, he was 8 foot tall, weighed 12,000 pounds. With every step, there was a shaking on the ground He was so beautiful, strutted right out of my dreams. He was created by God just for outdoor magazines Now i’m not much for thinking. No, i don’t do it often. But i had an idea: to put that 30 pointer in his coffin. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2013, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1302 "2013-07-19T14:38:08Z")
I shot Bambi’s mom then I went and shot all of his little friends they looked good to eat had enough food to last the entire week ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2013, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1303 "2013-07-19T14:46:47Z")
Food, glorious food, We’re anxious to try it, Three banquets a day, Our favourite diet! Just picture a great big steak, Fried, roasted or stewed, Oh! Food, wonderful food, marvellous food, glorious food! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2013, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1304 "2013-07-19T14:52:59Z")
Miss Otis regrets she’s unable to dine today, Madam. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2013, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1305 "2013-07-19T15:08:31Z")
There was Johnny McEldoo and McGee and me And a couple or two or three went on a spree one day. We had a bob or two, which we knew how to blew, And the beer and whiskey flew til we all felt gay We visited McCann’s, Maclaman’s, Humpty Dan’s We then went into Swan’s, our stomachs for to pack. We ordered up a feed, which indeed, we did need And we finished it with speed, but we still felt slack Johnny McEldoo turned pale as a Jew, As a plate of Irish stew he soon put out of sight He shouted out “Encore!” with a roar for some more, For he’d never felt before such a keen appetite. We ordered eggs and ham, bread and jam, for to cram. But him, we couldn’t ram, though we tried our level best For everthing they brought, cold or hot, mattered not, It went down him like a shot and he still stood the test. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2013, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1306 "2013-07-19T15:11:56Z")
Today’s Friday. Today’s Friday. Friday’s fish. Thursday’s shepherd’s pie. Wednesday’s roast beef. Tuesday’s soup. Monday is washing day. Is everybody happy? You bet your life we are! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2013, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1307 "2013-07-19T17:24:47Z")
Everybody’s happy nowadays ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2013, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1308 "2013-07-19T18:05:36Z")
It’s good, isn’t it grand, isn’t it great Isn’t it swell, isn’t it fun, isn’t it nowadays There’s men, everywhere jazz, everywhere booze Everywhere life, everywhere joy, everywhere nowadays ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2013, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1309 "2013-07-19T18:25:57Z")
I’ve been to: Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota, Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota, Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma, Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma, Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo, Tocapillo, Baranquilla, and Perdilla, I’m a killer. I’ve been everywhere, man. I’ve been everywhere, man. Crossed the desert’s bare, man. I’ve breathed the mountain air, man. Of travel I’ve had my share, man. I’ve been everywhere. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2013, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1310 "2013-07-19T18:28:11Z")
We’re off on the Road to Morocco ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2013, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1311 "2013-07-19T18:39:24Z")
In '69 I was 21 and I called the road my own. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2013, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1312 "2013-07-19T18:50:08Z")
I got my first real six-string, Bought it at the five-and-dime. Played it till my fingers bled, Was the summer of '69. Me and some guys from school, Had a band and we tried real hard. Jimmy quit, Jody got married, I shoulda known we’d never get far. Oh, when I look back now, That summer seemed to last forever. And if I had the choice, Yeah, I’d always wanna be there. Those were the best days of my life. ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2013, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1313 "2013-07-19T19:03:07Z")
Shakedown 1979 Cool kids never have the time On a live wire right up off the street You and I should meet ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2013, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1314 "2013-07-19T19:14:43Z")
Since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana, There was U2 and Blondie Music still on MTV Her two kids in high school They tell her that she’s not cool But she still preoccupied With 19, 19, 1985 ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2013, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1315 "2013-07-19T19:15:28Z")
Lady Madonna, children at your feet Wonder how you manage to make ends meet. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2013, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1316 "2013-07-19T19:21:53Z")
Ave Maria, gratia plena, Maria, gratia plena, Maria, gratia plena ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2013, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1317 "2013-07-19T20:18:29Z")
The most beautiful sound I ever heard: Maria, Maria All the beautiful sounds of the earth in a single word: Maria, Maria, Maria! ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2013, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1318 "2013-07-19T20:21:01Z")
Black Maria, you scare me so I feel as though my heart stop dead You’re a liar, this I know I watch you go around my head ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2013, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1319 "2013-07-19T20:21:12Z")
How do you solve a problem like Maria? ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2013, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1320 "2013-07-19T21:08:12Z")
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