# \[GAME\] Speak To Me Only in Song Lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 16, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502 "2013-05-16T12:17:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 7

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/121 "2013-05-22T12:09:51Z")

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A thumb goes up, a car goes by  
It’s nearly 1 a.m. and here am I  
Hitchin’ a ride, hitchin’ a ride  
Gotta get me home by the morning light

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/122 "2013-05-22T12:47:28Z")

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Out on the edge of an empty highway  
Howlin’ at the blood on the moon  
Big diesel Mack rollin’ down my way  
I can’t hit that border too soon

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/123 "2013-05-22T12:50:23Z")

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I’m a truck drivin’ vampire, I only drive by night.  
A truck drivin’ vampire, undead, but not uptight.  
I’m a good ol’ nosferatu, and an eighteen-wheelin’ stud,  
Wearin’ white socks, drinkin’ Blue Ribbon, and redneck blood.

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/124 "2013-05-22T13:40:32Z")

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I got ten forward gears and a Georgia overdrive.  
I’m taking little white pills and my eyes are open wide.  
I just passed a Jimmy and a White.  
I’ve been passin’ everything in sight.  
Six days on the road and I’m gonna make it home tonight.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/125 "2013-05-22T13:43:26Z")

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I’ve been away on a business trip, travelin’ all around.  
I’ve got a gal and her name is Sue, prettiest gal in town.  
She sets my mind to worryin’ every time I’m gone.  
I’ll be home tonight so I won’t be worried long!

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/126 "2013-05-22T14:17:52Z")

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Do you think I’m such a fool  
To believe everything you say is true?  
That just goes to show  
That you really don’t know!

And while you’re out painting the town,  
Do you think I’m home just sitting around  
Waiting on you?  
Now, who’s really the fool?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/127 "2013-05-22T14:27:36Z")

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Before this river  
Becomes an ocean  
Before you throw my heart back on the floor  
Oh oh baby I reconsider  
My foolish notion  
Well I need someone to hold me  
But I’ll wait for something more

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/128 "2013-05-22T14:33:36Z")

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There is only one river.  
There is only one sea.  
And it flows through you,  
And it flows through me.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/129 "2013-05-22T14:47:57Z")

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The water is wide  
I can’t cross over  
And neither have  
I wings to fly  
Build me a boat  
That can carry two  
And both shall row  
My love and I

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/130 "2013-05-22T14:49:35Z")

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Down by the river, down by the banks of the River Charles,  
That’s where you’ll find me  
Along with lovers, fuggers, and thieves (Aw, but they’re cool people)  
Well, I love that dirty water.

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/131 "2013-05-22T14:57:16Z")

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She pushed her into the river to drown  
Oh, the wind and rain  
And watched her as she floated down  
Singing, oh, the dreadful wind and rain

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/132 "2013-05-22T15:03:33Z")

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Ruby lips above the water,  
Blowing bubbles, soft and fine;  
But alas! I was no swimmer,  
So I lost my Clementine

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/133 "2013-05-22T15:26:12Z")

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Hey, what’s the matter man?  
We’re gonna come around at 12  
With some Puerto Rican girls that are just dying to meet you!  
We’re gonna bring a case of wine .  
Hey, let’s go mess and fool around,  
You know, like we used to!

You’ve been strung up for her too long.  
You know, girls will come and go.  
They’re just like streetcars!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/134 "2013-05-22T15:29:11Z")

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Saturday and I’m so broke  
Haven’t got a girl and no joke  
Still I’m living like a millionaire  
When I take me down to Mainstreet  
When I take me down to Mainstreet  
And I review the harem  
Parading for me there

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/135 "2013-05-22T15:35:59Z")

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Another Saturday and I ain’t got nobody  
I got some money 'cause I just got paid  
How I wish I had someone to talk to  
I’m in an awful way

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/136 "2013-05-22T15:40:08Z")

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Don’t give us none of your aggravation  
We had it with your discipline  
Saturday night’s alright for fighting  
Get a little action in

Get about as oiled as a diesel train  
Gonna set this dance alight  
'Cause Saturday night’s the night I like  
Saturday night’s alright, alright, alright

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/137 "2013-05-22T15:49:09Z")

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Why don’t you put on your Saturday Suit,  
Let’s fly away,  
We can find ourselves a little cafe  
Where the street people come to play  
And let the wine and the sunshine  
blow our minds away  
Saturday Suit me fine…today

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/138 "2013-05-22T16:19:08Z")

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I know a pretty little place in Southern California down San Diego way  
There’s a little cafe where they play guitars all night and day  
You can hear them in the back room strummin’  
So hold tight baby `cause don’t you know daddy’s comin’

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/139 "2013-05-22T16:25:05Z")

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Well, I’m standing on the corner of Lafayette  
State of Louisiana  
Wondering where a city boy could go  
To get a little conversation  
Drink a little red wine  
Catch a little bit of those Cajun girls  
Dancing to Zydeco

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/140 "2013-05-22T16:47:26Z")

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I’m on my way to New Orleans this morning  
Leaving out of Nashville, Tennessee  
They’re always having a good time down on the Bayou, Lord  
Them delta women think the world of me

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