# \[GAME\] Speak To Me Only in Song Lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 16, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502 "2013-05-16T12:17:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 88

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2013, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1741 "2013-08-25T00:33:26Z")

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If there’s one thing I want you to do especially for me  
Then it’s something that everybody needs  
Each night before you go to bed my baby  
Whisper a little prayer for me my baby  
And tell all the stars above  
This is dedicated to the one I love

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2013, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1742 "2013-08-25T13:12:46Z")

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The moment I wake up  
Before I put on my makeup  
I say a little prayer for you  
While combing my hair, now,  
And wondering what dress to wear, now,  
I say a little prayer for you

Forever, forever, you’ll stay in my heart  
And I will love you  
Forever, forever, we never will part  
Oh, how I’ll love you  
Together, together, that’s how it must be  
To live without you  
Would only be heartbreak for me.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2013, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1743 "2013-08-25T13:38:52Z")

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My prayer is to linger with you  
At the end of the day in a dream that’s divine  
My prayer is a rapture in bloom  
With the world far away and your lips close to mine

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2013, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1744 "2013-08-25T19:34:56Z")

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It’s the wrong game, with the wrong chips,  
Though your lips are tempting they’re the wrong lips!  
They’re not his lips, but they’re such tempting lips  
That it’s all right with me.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2013, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1745 "2013-08-25T22:56:22Z")

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Inside himself,  
He follows the wrong directions  
Perfect English words all right  
But with the wrong inflections  
But look at the dust at his feet  
He’s not the one she loves

[It was a different man](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox3npPy2tWs), no he’s never been found  
You can be so up, you can be so down  
It was a different man, no he’s never been there  
You can be halfway, you can be all there  
It was a different man, no he’s never been here  
You can be so close, you can be so near  
It was a different man, playing different cards  
You can be so soft, you can be so hard

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1746 "2013-08-26T13:22:10Z")

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Now Leroy, he’s a gambler  
And he likes his fancy clothes  
And he likes to wave his diamond rings  
In front of everybody’s nose

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1747 "2013-08-26T13:29:13Z")

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There’s a place in the world  
For a gambler  
There’s a burden that only  
He can bear  
There’s a place in the world  
For a gambler,

And he sees  
Oh, yes he sees…

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1748 "2013-08-26T13:30:36Z")

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On the fifth day of Christmas, my pisan gave to me

Five golden chains  
Four Seasons singing  
Three fresh cannoli  
Two pinkie rings  
And a ride in his Lamborgini.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1749 "2013-08-26T13:40:27Z")

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[1 for the flaming sun](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=664rKNjdYC8)  
2 for the location  
3 for the martyrs and the stars  
4 for the wind and sand  
5 so you understand  
6 for the slips 'twixt the cup and the lips

1 for the cockpit blues  
2 for the Panzer crews  
3 for the vast and molten sky  
4 for the failed talks  
5 for the knives and forks  
6 for forbidden kicks  
All the yobbos in the sticks

[This song was written and recorded shortly before 9-11. FWIW.]

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1750 "2013-08-26T13:44:13Z")

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12 Silver crosses  
11 Black mascaras  
10 Pairs of platforms  
9 Tattered t-shirts  
8 Pentagrams  
7 Leather jackets  
6 Cans of hairspray  
5 Skull earrings  
4 Quarts of Jack  
3 Studded belts  
2 Pairs of spandex pants  
And a tattoo of Ozzy!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1751 "2013-08-26T15:11:43Z")

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On the twelth day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me  
12 YEARS in Phantom  
11 pyrotechnics  
10000 cast changes  
9 cameras flashing  
8 diva dancers  
7 candlelabras  
666 a chandelier in pieces  
5 high E’s  
4 fog machines  
3 pretty harmonies  
2 Christines  
And the sweaty piece of porcelein on his face

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1752 "2013-08-26T15:18:21Z")

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Gotham City,  
Night-time now is falling;  
Batman, Robin,  
Commissioner Gordon’s calling:  
A madman’s gone astray  
And he threatens us today  
And the mystery is one I can’t solve quite  
Help me solve  
The Riddle of the Night!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1753 "2013-08-26T15:55:53Z")

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I don’t talk to strangers.  
It seems a waste of time  
To hear someone you don’t know  
Recall a life you won’t know.

Those who talk to strangers  
Might not intend a crime.  
But still, all such occasions  
Are dangerous situations.

Note: This song, with lyrics by Tim Rice and recorded by Placido Domingo, uses a tune from  
Andrew Lloyd Webber that was later recycled into The Phantom of the Opera as “All I Ask of You”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1754 "2013-08-26T19:30:23Z")

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[that is so cool]

Don’t talk to strangers  
'Cause they’re only there to do you harm  
Don’t write in starlight  
'Cause the words may come out real

Don’t hide in doorways  
You may find the key that opens up your soul  
Don’t go to heaven  
'Cause it’s really only hell

Don’t smell the flowers  
They’re an evil drug to make you lose your mind  
Don’t dream of women  
'Cause they only bring you down

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1755 "2013-08-26T23:51:58Z")

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[Don’t open the door to strangers](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f55gu-GaFaI)  
Don’t let them in, to your heart  
They only want to take you far from me  
Don’t open the door tonight

Don’t trust the man in the windows  
Don’t let him buy all your dreams  
He only wants to make them all his own  
Don’t open the door tonight

See the angry sea, it’s a sign for me  
There’s another shore, what we waiting for  
Feel the wind is sad, all the things I had  
Blown away and falling around me

Don’t leave your thoughts unguarded  
Don’t let them float where they will  
They never tell me what I want to know  
Don’t open the door tonight

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2013, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1756 "2013-08-27T12:32:45Z")

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Someone’s knocking at the door,  
somebody ringing the bell,  
someone’s knocking at the door,  
somebody ringing the bell,  
do me a favour, open the door  
and let 'em in, yeah, yeah.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2013, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1757 "2013-08-27T13:24:42Z")

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Who can it be knocking at my door?  
Stay away! Don’t come 'round here no more.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2013, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1758 "2013-08-27T13:28:53Z")

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Somebody’s knockin’, should I let him in?  
Lord, it’s the Devil. Would you look at him?  
I’ve heard about him but I never dreamed  
He’d have blue eyes and blue jeans.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2013, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1759 "2013-08-27T17:42:05Z")

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Devil with a blue dress, blue dress, blue dress  
Devil with a blue dress on.

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2013, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-speak-to-me-only-in-song-lyrics/658502/1760 "2013-08-27T18:06:39Z")

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All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon in the middle of the road.  
And he said:  
“Play the best song in the world, or I’ll eat your soul.”

Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,  
and we each said… “Okay.”  
And we played the first thing that came to our heads,  
Just so happened to be,  
The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.

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