Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Don’t you know everyone wants to laugh
Even though you’re only make believing
Laugh, clown, laugh!
Even though something inside is grieving
Laugh, clown, laugh!
Don’t let your heart grow too mellow
Just be a real Punchinello, fellow
Only make believe I love you
Only make believe that you love me
Say it is only a paper moon
Sailing over a cardboard sea,
But it wouldn’t be make believe
If you believed in me.
Yes It is only a canvas sky
Hanging over a muslin tree,
But it wouldn’t be make believe
If you belived in me.
Almost polite, they point a finger
Chase the muslin design
Almost as blind, shrug your shoulder
Look what you’re leaving behind
On the way out, out of this world
On a day out, out of this world
Almost apart, I’m divided
With control dots
Almost divine, she takes her time
And she go out of her mind
On the way out, out of this world
On a day out, out of this world
You say you wonder what on earth I’m doing here,
I’m only here to tell you girl:
I may be an unknown from the twilight zone,
but the one who’s out of this world!
You’re the one who’s out of this world, sweet baby,
You’re the one who’s out of this world!
I’m spinning in an orbit I’ve never been in,
'cause you’re the one who’s out of this world!
Interplanet Janet, she’s a galaxy girl!
A solar system witch from a future world.
She travels like a rocket with her comet team,
And there’s never been a planet Janet hasn’t seen.
A spaceman came traveling on his ship from afar,
'Twas light years of time since his mission did start,
And over a village he halted his craft,
And it hung in the sky like a star, just like a star,
He followed a light, and came down to a shed,
Where a mother and child were lying there on a bed,
A bright light of silver shone round his head,
And he had the face of an angel, and they were afraid,
Then the stranger spoke, he said, “do not fear,
I come from a planet a long way from here,
And I bring a message for mankind to hear”,
And suddenly the sweetest music filled the air
A spaceship from another star
They ask me where all the people are
What can I tell them?
I tell them I’m the only one
There was a war but I must have won
Please take me with you
And I will wait for you
Until the sky is blue
And I will wait for you
What else can I do?
Twinkle, twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are.
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.
Twinkle, twinkle, little bat,
How I wonder what you’re at?
Up above the world so high,
Like a teatray in the sky,
twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle…
Like a bat out of hell
I’ll be gone when the morning comes.
When the night is over
Like a bat out of hell
I’ll be gone gone gone.
Like a bat out of hell
I’ll be gone when the morning comes.
But when the day is done and the sun goes down,
and the moonlights shining through,
Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven,
I’ll come crawling on back to you.
'Cause when the loving starts, and the lights go down,
And there’s not another living soul around,
Then woo me until the sun comes up,
And you say that you love me.
All around the shoemaker’s bench
The monkey chased the weasel
The monkey stopped to tie his shoe
Pop! goes the weasel
Tweeter and the Monkey Man were hard up for cash
They stayed up all night selling cocaine and hash
To an undercover cop who had a sister named Jan
For reasons unexplained she loved the Monkey Man
Oh my ugly duckling, nobody loves you
Daddy said he’d buy you some ballet shoes
But he spent all he had on hash
And avoiding another crash
Now who will look after you
Oh you helpless birdlings, nobody wants you
How will you ever survive out of the nest
And the wolf will put his nose in
And the water is so frozen
You’ll have to swim like all the rest
One night your shoulders will ache
But next day when you wake
You’ll sprout wild wings, and fly
Just like in Swan Lake
Hush little baby, don’t say a word
Pappa’s gonna buy you a mockingbird
If that mockingbird don’t sing
Pappa’s gonna buy you a diamond ring
If that diamond ring turns brass
Pappa’s gonna buy you a lookin’ glass
If that lookin’ glass gets broke
Pappa’s gonna buy you billy goat
If that billy goat don’t pull
Pappa’s gonna buy you a cart and bull
Everybody have you heard
He’s gonna buy me a mockingbird
And if that mockingbird don’t sing
He’s gonna buy me a diamond ring
And if that diamond ring won’t shine
He’s gonna surely break this heart of mine
And that’s why I keep on tellin’ everybody
Say yeah, yeah whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, uh, oh
Hear me now and understand
He’s gonna find me some piece of mind
And if that piece of mind won’t stay
I’m gonna find myself a better way
And if that better way ain’t so
I’ll ride with the tide and go with the flow
And that’s why I keep on shoutin’ in your ear
Say yeah, yeah whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, uh, oh
I’m not the kinda girl
Who gives up just like that
Oh no
The tide is high
But I’m holding on
I’m gonna be your number one
Sylvia
Yes, Mickey
How do you call your lover boy
Come here, lover boy
And if he doesn’t answer
Oh lover boy
And if he still doesn’t answer
I simply say
Baby, oh baby
My sweet baby, you’re the one
Baby, oh baby
My sweet baby, you’re the one