I’m not looking for a lady.
I’m just waiting on a friend.
A million years, I would wait for you
A million tears, baby I’d be true
A million miles, I would follow you
A million years, if you want me to
Now it’s been ten thousand years
Man has cried a billion tears
For what he never knew
I’m sorry to have taken so long
It must have been a bitch while I was gone–
All this time you put up a fear,
For a hundred thousand years .
So now you’re back from outer space?
I’m the urban space man, baby; I’ve got speed
I’ve got everything I need
I’m the urban spaceman, baby; I can fly
I’m a supersonic guy
I am the wizard of speed and time.
But Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man. That he didn’t, didn’t already have
It’s a Barnum and Bailey world
Just as phony as it can be
But it wouldn’t be make-believe
If you believed in me
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It’s a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola
You’ve got your mother in a whirl 'cause she’s
Not sure if you’re a boy or a girl
Hey babe, your hair’s alright
Hey babe, let’s stay out tonight
You like me, and I like it all
We like dancing and we look divine
You love bands when they’re playing hard
You want more and you want it fast
They put you down, they say I’m wrong
You tacky thing, you put them on
Rebel Rebel, you’ve torn your dress
Rebel Rebel, your face is a mess
Rebel Rebel, how could they know?
Hot tramp, I love you so!
Met a little lady and her name was Alice.
She had friends and her friends had her it seems.
Face was dirty and her sweater was baggy,
Pants were tight and her hair was shaggy,
I’ve seen her kind on college football teams.
All the young girls love Alice
Tender young Alice they say
Come over and see me
Come over and please me
Alice it’s my turn today
All the young girls love Alice
Tender young Alice they say
If I give you my number
Will you promise to call me
Wait 'til my husband’s away
You know my name, look up the number
You know my name, look up the number
You, you know, you know my name
You, you know, you know my name
{Good evening and welcome to Slaggers, featuring Denis O’Bell
Come on Ringo, here we go
Let’s here it for Denis, ha hey, good evening}
You know my name, better look up my number
You know my name, that’s right, look up my number
You, you know, you know my name
You, you know, you know my name
You know my name, ba ba ba, look up the number
You know my name, ha, that’s right, look up the number
Ooh, you know, you know, you know my name
You know, you know you know my name
You know my name, ba ba ba bam, look up the number
You know my name, look up the number
You, you know, you know my name baby
You, you know, you know my name
You know, you know my name
You know, you know my name
(Oh let’s hear it)
(Go on Denis, let’s hear it for Denis O’Bell)
(My name)
You know, you know you know my name
(You know my name, you know my number)
You know, you know you know my name
(You know my number, you know my number)
Prr, prr, you know my name, look up the number
You know my name, look up the number
(Me number)
You know, you know my name
(You know me name, look up the number)
You know my name
(You know my name)
You know
(You know my number two)
You know my name
(You know me number three)
You know my name
(You know my number four)
You know my name [incomprehensible] mate
(You know me name)
You know
(You know me number two)
Look up the name
(You know me name, you know me number)
(What’s up with you? ha)
(You know me name, that’s right)
Yeah
Oh yeah
Your one and only life
Ripped from the earth with these bare hands
You dare
Question the ritual
Despite continual
Threats of “gonna get you all”
1 law for the officers
1 for the gentlemen
2 bad you 3 know what it’s 4
5 for this awful dive
6 for the genetics
7 for the lucky pricks who went into heaven
Nightmare
We ride for miles and miles
Following the howling of our prey
Out there
Reload our yellow rigs
Scrambling for shelter
Dig a void, decay
1 for the flaming sun
2 for the location
3 for the martyrs and the stars
4 for the wind and sand
5 so you understand
6 for the slips 'twixt the cup and the lips
1 for the cockpit blues
2 for the Panzer crews
3 for the vast and molten sky
4 for the failed talks
5 for the knives and forks
6 for forbidden kicks
All the yobbos in the sticks
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
Why do birds
suddenly appear,
every time
you are near?
When rose the eastern star, the birds came from a-far,
in that full might of glory.
With one melodious voice they sweetly did rejoice
and sang the wonderous story,
sang, praising God on high, enthroned above the sky,
and his fair mother Mary.
The eagle left his lair, came winging through the air,
his message loud arising.
And to his joyous cry the sparrow made reply,
his answer sweetly voicing.
“Overcome are death and strife, this night is born new life”,
the robin sang rejoicing.
When rose the eastern star, the birds came from a-far.
Once upon a time in a far off land
Wise men saw a sign and set out aross the sand
Songs of praise to sing, they travelled day and night
Precious gifts to bring, guided by the light
They chased a brand new star, ever towards the west
Across the mountains far, but when it came to rest
They scarce believed their eyes, they’d come so many miles
And the miracle they prized was nothing but a child
Nothing but a child could wash these tears away
Or guide a weary world into the light of day
And nothing but a child could help erase these miles
So once again we all can be children for awhile
As lately we watch’d o’er our fields thro’ the night,
A star there was seen of such glorious light.
All thro’ the night, angels did sing
Carols so sweet of the birth of a King.
A King of such beauty was ne’er before seen,
And Mary His mother so like a queen.
Blessed be the hour, welcome the morn,
For Christ our dear Saviour on earth now is born.