The ice caps are melting, oh ho ho ho!
All the world is drowning, oh ho ho ho ho.
The ice caps are melting,
The tide is rushing in.
All the world is drowning,
To wash away the sin.
Splish, splash, I was taking a bath
Singing in the bathtub
Sitting all alone
Tearing out a tonsil
Just like a baritone
Singing through the soap suds
Life is full of hope
I can sing with feeling
While feeling the soap
Rubber duckie, you’re the one!
You make bathtime lots of fun!
Rubber duckie, I’m awfully fond of you.
Rubber duckie, joy of joys!
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber duckie, you’re my very best friend, it’s true.
I like the way he waddles
And I like to hear him talk
And when somebody makes him mad
Quack, quack, quack, how he can squawk
All of a sudden I began to change
I was on the dance floor acting strange
Flapping my arms I began to cluck
Look at me…I’m the disco duck
Don’t try to take me to a disco.
You’ll never even get me out on the floor.
In ten minutes, I’ll be late for the door.
I like that old time rock and roll.
I dig Rock and Roll music
And I love to get the chance to play. (and sing it)
I figure it’s about the happiest sound goin’ down today.
Rock 'n roll is here to stay,
it will never die
It was meant to be that way,
though I don’t know why
I don’t care what people say,
rock 'n roll is here to stay
But it was alright, we’re gonna rock & roll tonight
Hey dad don’t lean on the record machine
Or mess around with the big red light
Yes it was alright, we’re gonna rock & roll tonight
Jody’s on the ground goin’ round & round
'Cause her baby’s got her jeans too tight
Night falls on the city, baby feels the beat
Slick and sexy angel of the street
The queen of all the night birds watch her when she walks
She don’t say nothing but, baby makes her blue jeans talk
Blue Jean-she got a camouflaged face and no money
How do you spell love? M-O-N-E-Y
If you’ve got the money, honey
I’ve got the time
If I could save time in a bottle
The first thing that I’d like to do
Is to save every day till eternity passes away
Just to spend them with you.
(No time left for you) On my way to better things
(No time left for you) I found myself some wings
(No time left for you) Distant roads are callin’ me
(No time left for you) Da-un-da-un-da-un-da-un-da
It’s the way that you feel
It’s the truth in your eye
You got wings upon your back and you can fly
It’s the way that you feel
It’s the truth in your eye
'Cause you’re up against the world and still you rise
And still you rise
Sometimes I get overcharged
That’s when you see sparks
They ask me where the hell I’m going
At a thousand feet per second
Hey man, slow down, slow down
Idiot, slow down, slow down
He passed a sign that he should have seen,
saying, “Shift to low gear or fifty dollar fine, my friend.”
My daddy said “Son, you’re gonna drive me to drinkin’
If you don’t stop drivin’ that Hot Rod Lincoln.”