Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me.
We pillage plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don’t give a hoot.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, ho ho, a pirate’s life for me.
We extort and pilfer, we filch and sack.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle and even highjack.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Drink to me only with thine eyes
I drink alone, with nobody else.
You know, when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.
The other night, I got invited to a party,
But I stayed home instead.
Just me and my pal Johnny Walker,
And his brothers, Black and Red.
Everyday baby, when the sun go down
I get with my friends an’ I begin to clown
I don’t care what the people are thinkin’
I ain’t drunk, I’m just drinkin’
(But you’re so high) Oh man, you know I ain’t high
(But you’re so high) I just take a little bit, every now an’ then
(But you’re so high) Aw man you oughta be 'shamed of yourself
(Stay drunk all the time) Aw, c’mon now, I know ya’ll do me like that
Come home last night, all lush
Baby get in a fuss, I said, “Honey, hush”
I don’t care what the people are thinkin’
I ain’t drunk, I’m just drinkin’
(But you’re so high) I ain’t drunk, and I done told ya’all I ain’t drunk now, why ya’ll doin’ me like this?
(But you’re so high) Actually, I just haded fun, man
(But you’re so high) What? Aw no, I’m not
(Stay drunk all the time) Damn, I don’t know why you’re all talkin’ about me like that
The piano has been drinking, not me.
You can keep your fiddle and your bow
Give me a P-I-A-N-O oh, oh,
I love to stand right beside an upright
Or a high-tone baby grand!
I remember piano lessons
The hours in freezing rooms
Cruel ears and tiny hands
Destroying timeless tunes
She said there’s too much out there
Too much already said
You’d better give up hoping
You’re better off in bed
You don’t need much to speak of
No class, no wit, no soul
Forget you own agenda
Get ready to be sold
I feel now like Christine Keeler
Sleep waking in the rain
I didn’t mean to lose direction
I didn’t want that kind of fame
I was nothin’ but a city boy
My trumpet was my only toy
I’ve been blowin’ my horn
Since I knew I was born
But there ain’t nobody wants to know
I’ve been Sleepin’ on the sidewalk
Rollin’ down the road
I may get hungry
But I sure don’t want to go home
So round the corner comes a limousine
And the biggest grin I’ve ever seen
Come on sonny won’t you sign
Right along the dotted line
What you sayin’ Are you playin’
Sure you don’t mean me?
Sleepin’ on the sidewalk
Rollin’ down the road
I may get hungry
But I sure don’t wanna go home
I used to love the tenderloin until I made some tender coin
Then I met some ladies from Marin
We took the highway to the one up the coast to catch some sun
That left me with these blisters on my skin
Don’t know what I was on but I think it grows in Oregon
So I kept on going, going on right through
I drove into Seattle rain, fell in love then missed the train
That could have took me right back home to you
I come to you in a blue blue room
By some abuse and some heart
You raise the blinds say,
“Let’s have light on life, let’s watch it fall apart.
Let’s watch it fall apart.”
Night time flowers, evening roses
Bless this garden that never closes
Treat her gently, treat her kind
Tenderloin will last all night
I’m feeling hungry, have another line
So faith is taken up
You raise your eyes say,
“That’s just like life, there’s never quite enough.
There’s never quite enough.”
Shit fuck hell damn shit fuck
You can eat the corn out of my shit
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
I’m pissed
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat
I fucked your mom
And I wanna suck my dad
And my mommy too
Oh, is this thing on?
Shut Yo Fukin Face Uncle Fucker, Your A Cock Sucking Ass Lickin Uncle Fucker Your An Uncle Fucker I Must Say U Fucked Your Uncle Yesterday. hahahaahah. Shut your Fuckin Face Uncle Fucker Your The One That Fucks Your Uncle Uncle Uncle Fucker You Dont Eat Or Sleep Or Mow The Lawn Your Just Fuck Your Uncle All Day Long. Shut Yo Fuckin Face Uncle Fucker Your A Boney Bodyed Bastard Uncle Fucker Your Uncle Fucker Yes Its True No Body Fucks Uncle Quite Like U
Uncle Fucker That U-N-C-L-E
Fuck You Uncle Fucker! Suck My Balls
You’re breakin’ my heart,
You’re tearing it apart, so fuck you
You gotta have your way
There’s nothing left to say
There’s nothing left to do, ooooh-oooh
You’re breakin’ my heart,
You’re tearing it apart, but I love you.
Well I’ve sucked sweets
And I’ve sucked rock
And I’ve even sucked an old man’s cock
So what, so what
Well I’ve fucked a sheep
And I’ve fucked a goat
I’ve had my cock right down its throat
So what, so what
So what, so what you boring little cunt
Well who cares, who cares what you do
Who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you, you
Well I’ve drunk that
And I’ve drunk this
And I’ve spewed up on a pint of piss
So what, so what
And I’ve had scag
I’ve had speed
I’ve jacked up until I bleed
So what, so what
So what, so what you boring little cunt
Well who cares, who cares what you do
Who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you, you
This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don’t always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that’s not right to do
Sometimes you’ve got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you’ve got to say please
Sometime you’ve got to say hey
I’m gonna Fuck you softly
I’m gonna screw you gently
I’m the beast and you’re the master
You’re the meat of the matter
I’m no fool for discretion
When it’s on the tip of my tongue
Don’t you don’t you want to thrill me
Don’t you be afraid to tell me
Tell me if you think it’s ugly
But now don’t you want to touch it anyway
Hey I know what to do
I’m gonna fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck you
Yea I know what to do
I’m gonna fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck you
I thought there’s no use getting
Into heavy sweating
It only leads to trouble
And seat wetting
Now all I want to know
Is how to go
I’ve tasted blood and I want more
More, more, more!
I’ll put up no resistance
I want to stay the distance
I’ve got an itch to scratch
I need assistance
Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night
But if you want to know how I really feel
Get the cameras rollin’
Get the action goin’
Baby you know, my love for you is real
Take me where you want to
Never guard your steal
More, More, More
How do ya like it, how do ya like it?
More, More, More
How do ya like it, how do ya like it?
More, More, More
How do ya like it, how do ya like it?
More, More, More
How do ya like it, how do ya like it?
Oooh, How do you like your Love?
Oooh, How do you like your Love?
Everytime I’m with you, baby
I can’t believe it’s true
When you’re layin’ in my arms
And you do the things you do
You can see it in my eyes
I can feel it in your touch
You don’t have to say a thing
Just let me show how much
Love you, need you, yeah
I wanna kiss you all over
And over again
I wanna kiss you all over
Till the night closes in
Till the night closes in