Yeah, I’m a back door man
I’m a back door man
The men don’t know
But the little girl understand
They call me the back door Santa
I make my runs about the break of day
they call me the back door Santa
I make my runs about the break of day
I make all the little girls happy,
while the boys are out to play
I see a red door and I want it painted black
No colors anymore I want them to turn black
I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes
Making Cinderella a gown
She’ll be the prettiest girl in the whole of the town!
Off to the party she’ll go
Wearing the loveliest dress that we know how to sew!
Red and blue, that should do,
A little lace before we’re through.
Green and red, like I said,
A little lace around her head.
Mama washed and combed and curled my hair
And she painted my eyes and lips then I stepped into a satin
Dancin’ dress that had a split on the side clean up to my hip
It was red velvet trim and it fit me good
Standin’ back from the lookin’ glass
There stood a woman where a half gown kid had stood
She said here’s your one chance Fancy don’t let me down
Here’s your one chance Fancy don’t let me down
I bought these new heels,
did my nails, had my hair done just right.
I thought this new dress was a sure bet
for romance tonight.
Well it’s perfectly clear,
between the TV and beer,
I won’t get so much as a kiss.
As I head for the door,
I turn around to be sure,
did I shave my legs for this?
Darling, did I shave my legs for this?
Ruby, don’t take your love to town.
I bought you the shoes
You’re walkin’ away in
Those bright royal blues
That you’re goin’ astray in
Well I should have know
That someone who owned
Such beautiful shoes
Would turn right around
And walk out of town
With a new love
And a new pair of shoes.
Hey, I put some new shoes on,
And suddenly everything is right,
I said, hey, I put some new shoes on and everybody’s smiling,
It’s so inviting,
Oh, short on money,
But long on time,
Slowly strolling in the sweet sunshine,
And I’m running late,
And I don’t need an excuse,
'cause I’m wearing my brand new shoes.
My friends, know what’s in store
I won’t be here anymore
I’ve packed my bags,
I’ve cleaned the floor
Watch me walkin’, walkin’ out the door
And I wonder if you know
That I never understood
That although you said you’d go,
Until you did I never thought you would.
And then she said
Lee you haven’t loved me in nearly four years
You haven’t noticed that I held back my tears
And now you have, but it’s really too late
Better find yourself another girl
Better find another girl
Better find uh, another place
What’ll I do when you are far away
And I’m so blue,
What’ll I do?
You want her, you need her
And yet you don’t believe her when she says her love is dead
You think she needs you
You’ll never know how much it hurts to see you sit and cry
You know you need and want my love yet you’re afraid to try
Why do you run and hide from life, to try it just ain’t smart
Why can’t I free your doubtful mind and melt your cold cold heart
You never see me at the side of the show
You never catch the regret
People drawn like moths
To the edge of the glow
Oh a charlatan never forgets
If you want to wish me safety
Then I’ll understand, sure I’ll understand
But if you want a life like love
That’s a tall demand
But I’ll understand
Approaching lines start to dazzle my eyes
And the present world begins to burn
It keeps me shining in the September skies
Maybe one day I’ll return
If you want to wish me safety
Then I’ll understand, sure I’ll understand
But if you want a life like love
That’s a tall demand
But I’ll understand
He loves your…
Electric dumplings
Red bell peppers
Fuel injection
Service charge
Five-speed gearbox
Long endurance
Quest for junk food
Big refrigerator
Trembling wilbury
Marble earrings
Porky curtains
Power steering
Bottled water
Parts and services
Dirty world, a dirty world, it’s a fucking dirty world
I’d be the greatest man in the world,
'Cause I can say I got the greatest girl
This is unique.
The positive peak.
Oh we are the most unusual couple on earth
No two people have ever mooned such a moon
Juned such a june
Spooned such a spoon
You say tomato, I say tomato …