Nothing but blue skies do I see.
I can see clearly now, the rain has gone.
I can see all obstacles in my way.
Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
Monday, Monday, can’t trust that day.
Thank you for the days. Those endless days, those sacred days you gave me.
Those were the days my friend, we thought they’d never end;
We’d sing and dance forever and a day.
We’d live the life we choose; we’d fight and never lose,
For we were young and sure to have our way.
Ah, but I was so much older then
I’m younger than that now.
Can you imagine us years from today
Sharing a park bench quietly?
How terribly strange to be seventy…
Will you still need me?
Will you still feed me?
When I’m sixty-four?
Grow old along with me / The best is yet to be / When our time has come / We will
be as one / God bless our love / God bless our love.
We are the village green preservation society
God save donald duck, vaudeville and variety
We are the desperate dan appreciation society
God save strawberry jam and all the different varieties
So let me introduce to you the act you’ve known for all these years:
Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band!
I feel the room swaying, cause the band’s playing
One of our old favorite songs from way back when.
Let’s all get up and dance to a song
That was a hit before your mother was born.
Though she was born a long, long time ago,
Your mother should know, your mother should know.
Mother
You had me
But I never had you.
There once lived a man called Oedipus Rex,
You may have heard about his odd complex.
His name ended up in Freud’s index
'Cause he loved his mother.
Howdy there - I’m Oedipus Tex
You may have heard of my brother Rex
Yeah, I’m Oedipus Tex - that’s what I said
But my friends just call me Ed
If you’ll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me,
You can call me Al.
Call me any day or night. Call me!
If you’re feeling sad and lonely
There’s a service I can render
Tell the one who loves you only
I can be so warm and tender
Call me /Don’t be afraid
You can call me
Maybe it’s late, but /Just call me
Tell me and I’ll be around