You turn me
Inside out and
Round and round.
The world is turning,
The sun is burning,
It’s happening all again,
‘Cause time is moving, plainly groovin’
It’s just around the bend
To Everything (Turn, Turn, Turn)
There is a season (Turn, Turn, Turn)
And a time to every purpose under Heaven.
There’s a reason for the warm sweet nights
And there’s a reason for the candle lights
Must be the season
When those love rites shine all around us
So let the wonder take you into space
And lay you under its loving embrace
Just feel the thunder as it warms your face
You can’t hold back
Just let your love flow like a mountain stream
And let your love grow
With the smallest of dreams and let your love show
And you’ll know what I mean, it’s the season
Let your love fly like a bird on the wing
And let your love bind you to all living things
And let your love shine
And you’ll know what I mean, that’s the reason
Rise up this mornin’,
Smiled with the risin’ sun,
Three little birds
Sit by my doorstep
Singin’ sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true,
Sayin’, “This is my message to you-ou-ou”
[spoken] We now wish to present to you the famous old English ballad “I Saw Three Birds”.
There was an old man
And he had an old sow,
[snort] sow,
[raspberry] sow,
[whistle] Hi diddle dow,
There was an old man
And he had an old sow,
La sa fa ral de ray.
*[spoken]
Quoi? Quoi?
Tout le monde, quoi?
Pourquoi?
Le monde… le monde!
Bête!
Le monde
D’habitude
Mais…Je…pense*
Bing tiddle tiddle BANG!
Bung tiddle tiddle BANG!
Bung tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle Bung tiddle tiddle BONG!
Bung tiddle tiddle BING!
Bung tiddle tiddle BANG
Bing! (tiddle tiddle)
Bang! (tiddle tiddle)
Bong! (tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle)
Bang bong bing! (tiddle tiddle)
Bang! (tiddle tiddle)
Bong bang! (tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle)
Ying tong, ying tong, ying tong iddle I po, iddle I po,
Ying tong, ying tong, ying tong iddle I po!
My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to say.
My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to do.
I know that you’ll be mine,
When I say this to you:
“Oh baby, ooh ee ooh ah ah!
Ting tang wala walla bing bang!
Ooh ee ooh ah ah!
Ting tang wala walla bing bang!”
Hey, in Walla
I’ll see you in a Walla Walla
Slap on the wrist? Well, not this time
Hey, in Walla
I’ll see you in a Walla Walla
Folsom prison is the destination
Hey, in Walla
I’ll see you in a Walla Walla
“Abba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba”
Said the monkey to the chimp.
“Abba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba”
Said the chimpee to the monk.
All night long they chattered away.
All day long they were happy and gay,
Swinging and swaying in a honky, tonky way.
“Abba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba”
Said the chimp, “I love but you.”
Abba dabba dabba in monkey talk means
“Chimp, I love you too.”
Then the ol’ baboon, one night in June,
Married them and very soon,
They sailed away on an abba dabba honeymoon.
I went to the animal fair,
The birds and the beasts were there.
The big baboon, by the light of the moon,
Was coming his auburn hair.
The monkey he got drunk
And fell on the elephant’s trunk.
The elephant sneezed and fell on his knees,
And that was the end of the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, etc. ad nauseum
Ohhh…
The Hippo steps on a Lizard,
and out shoots the Lizard’s gizard,
and the Elephant puts the Moose into a noose,
and the Lion kills an Elk,
and the Tiger kills a Gazelle,
and the Tiger kills another Gazelle,
and the Tiger kills another Gazelle,
and the Gazelles finally wise up and kill the Tiger,
and a Big Horn Sheep gives the Gorilla an exploding banana,
and the Moose puts quicksand in the cats litter-box,
and the Penguin puts a Chameleon on a piece of white paper for six hours
and drops him into a housing project,
and the Shrews tie a Duck-billed Platypus to a tree and drive a train set down his throat,
and Porpoises say ‘Oh, we’re safe in this enclosed tank’
and the Electric Eels say ‘Wanna bet?’,
and the Parrot tells the Monkey that there’s no Monkey God
and the monkey lives a life of despair
and finally kills himself by sticking his head into a light socket,
and the Birds pick his bones clean and the people think he’s a wind chime.
But, at least for awhile,
they were doing
the animal square dance.
There was an old woman who swallowed a fly…
I am the fly
I am the fly
Fly in the
Fly in the
Ointment
There is a balm in Gilead
to heal the sin-sick soul.
There is a balm in Gilead
to make the wounded whole.
There is a town in north Ontario,
With dream comfort memory to spare,
And in my mind
I still need a place to go,
All my changes were there.
Blue, blue windows behind the stars,
Yellow moon on the rise,
Big birds flying across the sky,
Throwing shadows on our eyes.
Think I’ll go out to Alberta. Weather’s good there in the Fall.
Got some friends that I can go out working for.
Still, I wish you’d change your mind,
If I asked you one more time,
But we’ve been through that a hundred times or more.
Shout, shout, let it all out
(Let it all out)
These are the things I can do without
Come on, I’m talking to you, come on
And when you’ve taken down your guard
If I could change your mind
I’d really love to break your heart
I’d really love to break your heart
Don’t go breaking my heart.
I couldn’t if I tried.
But, honey, if I get restless…
Baby, you’re not the kind.