# Game - Squashed Movie Titles

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**Created:** [July 3, 2000, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-squashed-movie-titles/24408 "2000-07-03T01:56:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![zev\_steinhardt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/97f17d/32.png) [@zev\_steinhardt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zev_steinhardt)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2000, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-squashed-movie-titles/24408/1 "2000-07-03T01:56:22Z")

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A game my wife and I play sometimes is to come up with funny squashed movie titles. The only rules are these:

You have to put two movie titles together. The last word(s) of one title have to be the first word(s) of another title. For example: **The Princess Bride of Frankenstein**.

You cannot ignore articles such as A, An, The, etc. in the titles. Therefore, you could not use “Past Perfect Storm” since it ignores the “The” in The Perfect Storm.  
The bridge can consist of more than one word. Thus you could you use **East Side, West Side Story**.

Some of the ones we came up with are:

\*\*The King and I Know What You Did Last Summer  
Call of the Wild, Wild West  
Father of the Bride of Frankenstein  
Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice in Wonderland \*\*

What can you guys come up with?

Zev Steinhardt

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2000, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-squashed-movie-titles/24408/2 "2000-07-03T03:33:24Z")

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I didn’t make these up myself but…

Down and Out in Beverly Hills Cop

The Empire Strikes Back to the Future

Now for originals…

American Beauty and the Beast

Dirty Dancing at Lughnasa

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, Come Back

The Sixth Sense and Sensibility

Escape from New York Stories

Boogie Nights in White Satin

Fight Club Paradise  
Independence Day at the Races

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2000, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-squashed-movie-titles/24408/3 "2000-07-03T03:46:27Z")

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Off the top of my head…

My Fair Lady and the Tramp

80 Days Around the world is not enough

The quick and the dead man walking

Coccoon: The Return of the jedi

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2000, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-squashed-movie-titles/24408/4 "2000-07-03T04:04:15Z")

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Man Without a Face/Off

Escape from L.A. Confidential

The Lost Boys Town

Blind Date With An Angel

Kiss of Death Becomes Her

Lilies of the Field of Dreams

Legends of the Fall of the Roman Empire

Around the World in 80 Days of Wine and Roses

The Adventures of Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (in which Errol Flynn beats Kevin Costner silly?)

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**Author:** ![vandal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/858c86/32.png) [@vandal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vandal)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2000, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-squashed-movie-titles/24408/5 "2000-07-03T07:22:41Z")

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Aliens Under Siege

Murder in the First Blood

Porky’s Revenge of the Nerds

Point of no Return to Paradise

Con Air Force One

Reservoir Dogs of War

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2000, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-squashed-movie-titles/24408/6 "2000-07-03T07:26:47Z")

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Aliens Under Siege? What’s the bridge?

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**Author:** ![vandal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/858c86/32.png) [@vandal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vandal)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2000, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-squashed-movie-titles/24408/7 "2000-07-03T08:00:18Z")

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There is no bridge. I messed up.

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2000, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-squashed-movie-titles/24408/8 "2000-07-03T08:05:30Z")

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Johnny Dangerously aisons (Ya gotta buy it).

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2000, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-squashed-movie-titles/24408/9 "2000-07-03T09:21:58Z")

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Dirty Harry and the Hendersons  
Live and let Die Hard  
End of Days of Thunder

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2000, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-squashed-movie-titles/24408/10 "2000-07-03T09:30:29Z")

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Batman and Robin and the Seven Hoods  
Cape Fear of a Black hat  
Midnight Run, Lola Run  
Animal House of Games  
Bordello of Blood Simple  
You only live Twice in a lifetime

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2000, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-squashed-movie-titles/24408/11 "2000-07-03T09:38:45Z")

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> [@](#):
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> A game my wife and I play sometimes is to come up with funny squashed movie titles.

Funny. I used to play hide the salami with my wife.

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**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2000, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-squashed-movie-titles/24408/12 "2000-07-03T10:43:36Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*\*  
> Johnny Dangerously aisons (Ya gotta buy it).  
> \*\*

I love it ChiefScott!!! You are the coolest!

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**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2000, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-squashed-movie-titles/24408/13 "2000-07-03T10:57:41Z")

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Chicken Run, Lola, Run  
The Magnificent Seven Brides For Seven Brothers  
Independence Day Of The Dead Calm  
American Beauty & The Beast  
Withnail & I Know What You Did Last Summer Of Sam

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2000, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-squashed-movie-titles/24408/14 "2000-07-03T11:44:55Z")

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Red Dawn of the Dead by dawn

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2000, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-squashed-movie-titles/24408/15 "2000-07-03T13:20:08Z")

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The Big Easy Rider  
Raging Bull Durham  
It happened one Night of the Living Dead  
OK, I’ll stop now.

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**Author:** ![zev\_steinhardt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/97f17d/32.png) [@zev\_steinhardt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zev_steinhardt)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2000, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-squashed-movie-titles/24408/16 "2000-07-03T14:04:35Z")

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Another favorite of mine:

There’s Something About Mary Poppins

Zev Steinhardt

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**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2000, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-squashed-movie-titles/24408/17 "2000-07-03T18:03:59Z")

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Chitty Chitty Bang Bang the Drum Slowly

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**Author:** ![Gilligan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Gilligan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gilligan)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2000, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-squashed-movie-titles/24408/18 "2000-07-03T19:18:57Z")

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Animal House on Haunted Hill  
Enemy of the State Fair  
It’s a Wonderful Life Stinks  
A Boy and His Dog Day Afternoon  
The Goodbye Girl, Interrupted

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2000, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-squashed-movie-titles/24408/19 "2000-07-03T19:23:00Z")

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JFK-9  
Brain Dead Again  
Whoops Apocalypse Now  
Bright Lights, Big City Slickers  
CB-4 Weddings and a Funeral  
Humanoids from the Deep Blue Sea  
The Blair Witch Project A-Ko  
The Minus Man of La Mancha  
The Lion King Kong  
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, Alaska  
What’s Love Got To Do With It Conquered The World

How about using the last word as part of a one-word title? Legal? For example:

Office Spaceballs  
My Life as a Dogma

A triple: I Know What You Did Last Summer School Ties

And a quadruple: Night of the Living Deadbeat at Dawn of the Dead Presidents

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**Author:** ![Guy\_Propski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5e9695/32.png) [@Guy\_Propski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guy_Propski)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2000, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-squashed-movie-titles/24408/20 "2000-07-03T19:47:02Z")

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A sevensome!:  
The Godfather of the Bride of Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man for All Seasons of the Heart Like a Wheel.

Withnail and I Was a Teenage Werewolf of London

Raging Bull Durham

The Big Red One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest

Losin’ It! The Terror From Beyond Space!

Master Harold and the Boys Don’t Cry Freedom

Gone With the Wind in the Willows

It Happened One Night of the Living Dead

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