# Game: Star Trek vs. Star Wars
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [April 8, 2017, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064 "2017-04-08T17:35:41Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2017, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/1 "2017-04-08T17:35:41Z")
Name any character from Star Trek vs. any character from Star Wars in any type of contest. The next poster tells who would win said contest and why, then proposes another such contest with two such characters; i.e.
Han Solo vs. Jean-Luc Picard in a pie eating contest
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2017, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/2 "2017-04-08T20:03:17Z")
Han. He’s got youthful vigor going for him, and, besides, he’d cheat.
Mr. Spock vs. Obi-Wan Kenobi in a game of chess.
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### Author:  [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2017, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/3 "2017-04-08T20:26:00Z")
Spock’s superlative logic skills would prevail and he’d win.
Wesley Crusher vs Luke Skywalker riding a speeder bike
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2017, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/4 "2017-04-08T20:31:25Z")
Definitely Luke Skywalker. Has Wesley Crusher shown any driving skills whatsoever?
Deanna Troi vs. Princess Leia singing on America Idol.
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### Author:  [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2017, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/5 "2017-04-09T19:19:16Z")
Princess Leia. Her double-bun hairstyle will provide acoustic guidance.
Lt. Sulu vs. Darth Maul, foil fencing.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2017, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/6 "2017-04-14T15:21:57Z")
We already know Sulu can do it (“Oh, my!”) and Darth Maul would probably be unfamiliar with the weapon, so 50 quatloos on the _Enterprise_ man!
Dr. McCoy vs. Adm. Ackbar in a bicycle race.
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### Author:  [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2017, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/7 "2017-04-14T17:31:46Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Dr. McCoy vs. Adm. Ackbar in a bicycle race.
My money is on Dr. McCoy, I’m not sure that the Admiral can see very well directly in front.
Captain Kirk vs. Commander Riker on the Dating Game.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2017, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/8 "2017-04-14T18:18:02Z")
It’s supposed to be ST v. SW, but… Kirk has more charm in his little finger than Riker has in his entire body. Plus, Riker will put off the women when he sits down in that weird way he has.
Uhura vs. Rey playing volleyball.
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### Author:  [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2017, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/9 "2017-04-14T18:35:42Z")
Sorry about that, should have been Kirk vs, Han Solo on the Dating Game.
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### Author:  [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2017, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/10 "2017-04-14T20:34:53Z")
Kirk still wins on the charm front. Plus, he’s got a nicer ship than the Falcon.
In play: Uhura vs. Rey in volleyball
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### Author:  [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2017, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/11 "2017-04-15T01:31:55Z")
Uhura’s never shown any particular athletic ability, has she? I’ll have to go with Rey on that one.
Next up: Chewbacca vs. Worf in wookie-rules hologram chess.
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### Author:  [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2017, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/12 "2017-04-15T01:37:38Z")
> [@Chronos](#):
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> Uhura’s never shown any particular athletic ability, has she? I’ll have to go with Rey on that one.
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> Next up: Chewbacca vs. Worf in wookie-rules hologram chess.
Chewbacca on experience.
Darth Vader vs Odo in tiddliwinks.
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### Author:  [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2017, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/13 "2017-04-15T02:14:15Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> Chewbacca on experience.
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> Darth Vader vs Odo in tiddliwinks.
That is easy, Odo would change part of himself into a tiddliwink and win.
Westly Crusher vs. Palpatine at table tennis.
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### Author:  [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2017, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/14 "2017-04-15T04:08:10Z")
Palpatine. Wesley has youthful vigor, but Palpy doesn’t even need to move to control the ball.
Jabba the Hutt vs. the Borg Queen in a swimsuit competition
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### Author:  [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2017, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/15 "2017-04-15T13:42:54Z")
Jabba [has people to do that for him](http://1y7vgdz53a11xyb91s53s6d6.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/114C1-1024x538.jpg).
Next up: Scotty attempting to repair a broken Imperial shuttle, vs. R2 attempting to repair a broken Federation shuttlecraft.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2017, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/16 "2017-04-15T14:26:50Z")
R2D2. Scotty would be too busy explaining everything he’s trying to do to Capt. Kirk on the ship’s intercom to get it done.
Next up: Spock vs. Han Solo in a cake decorating contest.
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### Author:  [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2017, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/17 "2017-04-15T14:32:48Z")
Spock. His greater patience and experience with scientific tools will be the decisive factor.
Next: Seven of Nine vs. C-3P0 at Sudoku.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2017, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/18 "2017-04-15T14:43:01Z")
C-3PO is a machine, and machines have the advantage on the logic front.
Jean-Luc Picard vs. Jar Jar Binks in a pogo stick contest.
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### Author:  [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2017, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/19 "2017-04-15T14:48:35Z")
Jar-Jar–he’s the Illegitimate son of Bugs Bunny & the Loch Ness Monster…being silly comes naturally.
Captain Kirk Vs Chewbacca–in a boxing contest.
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### Author:  [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2017, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/20 "2017-04-15T14:55:45Z")
Clarification: Is Kirk’s shirt ripped?
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