# Game: Star Trek vs. Star Wars
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [April 8, 2017, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064 "2017-04-08T17:35:41Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2017, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/21 "2017-04-15T14:58:42Z")
Torn shirt or not, Kirk will pull some fantastic move in the end and flatten Chewbacca. And then get the hell out of there.
Red shirt vs. Storm Trooper in a “who dies first ?” contest.
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### Author:  [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2017, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/22 "2017-04-15T15:08:17Z")
The Storm Trooper will miss, but the Red Shirt will die anyway.
Data vs. CP3O at Scrabble.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2017, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/23 "2017-04-15T17:20:05Z")
Data spends more time thinking, while C3PO is too busy talking. So Data wins.
Sulu vs. Han Solo in a swim suit contest
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2017, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/24 "2017-04-15T19:30:11Z")
I’ve seen Sulu shirtless ([http://i.yomyomf.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/19155934/Sulu\_Fencing.jpg](http://i.yomyomf.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/19155934/Sulu_Fencing.jpg)), and I haven’t seen Solo, so I guess my money’s on Sulu.
Dr. McCoy vs. Dr. Crusher in the 100-yard dash.
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### Author:  [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2017, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/25 "2017-04-15T19:39:57Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> I’ve seen Sulu shirtless ([http://i.yomyomf.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/19155934/Sulu\_Fencing.jpg](http://i.yomyomf.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/19155934/Sulu_Fencing.jpg)), and I haven’t seen Solo, so I guess my money’s on Sulu.
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> Dr. McCoy vs. Dr. Crusher in the 100-yard dash.
Sorry–WRONG\>
Both are Star Trek.
Luke Skywalker & some Ewoks vs Captain Janeway & the Jamaican Bobsled Team, in a Bobsled Race.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2017, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/26 "2017-04-16T02:09:15Z")
D’oh! I did it too. Sorry.
Those Ewoks are good for nothin’. Janeway and the JBT FTW!
Dr. McCoy vs. the older Owen Lars in a grump-off.
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### Author:  [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2017, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/27 "2017-04-16T03:01:20Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> D’oh! I did it too. Sorry.
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> Those Ewoks are good for nothin’. Janeway and the JBT FTW!
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> Dr. McCoy vs. the older Owen Lars in a grump-off.
Lars. Farming in the desert makes for a lot more grumpiness than being a doctor on a spaceship.
Darth Maul vs Gul Dukat in ice dancing.
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### Author:  [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2017, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/28 "2017-04-16T12:53:20Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> Lars. Farming in the desert makes for a lot more grumpiness than being a doctor on a spaceship.
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> Darth Maul vs Gul Dukat in ice dancing.
Maul got Moves.
Wesley Crusher vs Jar-Jar…who is most annoying?
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### Author:  [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2017, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/29 "2017-04-16T13:29:22Z")
> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#):
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> Maul got Moves.
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> Wesley Crusher vs Jar-Jar…who is most annoying?
That is a tie.
Tess vs. Neelix in a chilli cook off.
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### Author:  [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2017, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/30 "2017-04-16T13:33:24Z")
> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#):
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> Maul got Moves.
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> Wesley Crusher vs Jar-Jar…who is most annoying?
This is a close one, but Jar-Jar barely pulls it out. He is the most annoying. (Though Scrappy would beat him)
Scotty vs. Han Solo in a drinking contest?
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### Author:  [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2017, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/31 "2017-04-16T17:47:04Z")
Tess vs. Neelix in chili cook off. I think it’s Neelix. More cooking experience.
Back to What Exit?'s post:
Scotty vs. Han Solo in a drinking contest?
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### Author:  [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2017, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/32 "2017-04-16T18:00:03Z")
> [@Dendarii\_Dame](#):
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> Tess vs. Neelix in chili cook off. I think it’s Neelix. More cooking experience.
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> Back to What Exit?'s post:
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> Scotty vs. Han Solo in a drinking contest?
Scotty, and Scotty in a walk, if it’s green.
Green Orion Slave Girls vs Green Twilek Slave girls–which is more popular at the Playboy Mansion, circa 1972?
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### Author:  [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2017, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/33 "2017-04-16T21:45:23Z")
Well, if they’re doing each other, the Twileks have those things on their heads…
Yoda vs Dathon (metaphor speaking creature), running for public office. Ya know, they have to give lots of speeches…
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### Author:  [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2017, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/34 "2017-04-16T21:53:01Z")
> [@GESancMan](#):
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> Well, if they’re doing each other, the Twileks have those things on their heads…
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> Yoda vs Dathon (metaphor speaking creature), running for public office. Ya know, they have to give lots of speeches…
Force gives Yoda the advantage – strong influence on the weak-minded.
Garak vs Bail Organa in a debate on the minimum wage – Garak takes the pro-minimum wage view.
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### Author:  [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2017, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/35 "2017-04-16T22:14:28Z")
Garak. He excels at conversation.
Han Solo vs. Captain Kirk in a quick draw contest.
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### Author:  [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2017, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/36 "2017-04-16T22:19:16Z")
Gotta go with Han on that one.
The Horta vs Greedo–Fondant Cake Decorating Contest.
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### Author:  [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2017, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/37 "2017-04-16T22:32:01Z")
Horta, so long as the cake doesn’t have to be edible.
Queen Amidala v Dohlman Elas in a fashion walk off.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2017, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/38 "2017-04-17T02:54:03Z")
Amidala’s wardrobe and makeup options are vastly larger - she wins.
Governor Kor vs. Grand Moff Tarkin vie for the title of Most Ruthless Bureaucrat.
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### Author:  [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2017, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/39 "2017-04-17T03:20:12Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Amidala’s wardrobe and makeup options are vastly larger - she wins.
Point of order-we don’t know that.
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### Author:  [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2017, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-star-trek-vs-star-wars/784064/40 "2017-04-17T11:33:43Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Amidala’s wardrobe and makeup options are vastly larger - she wins.
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> Governor Kor vs. Grand Moff Tarkin vie for the title of Most Ruthless Bureaucrat.
Tarkin destroyed an entire planet. He “wins”.
Maz Kanata vs. Guinan, best advice giver.
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