# game - superpowers by username **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 20, 2001, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422 "2001-06-20T03:02:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/21 "2001-06-20T06:01:52Z")
**ryoushi** Able to make hand-pulled rice noodles in no time flat! Can knock over samurai with a glance! Can stomp downtown Kyoto into nothingness! ---
**Author:** ![MrVisible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@MrVisible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrVisible)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/22 "2001-06-20T06:16:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > \*\ ***ryoushi** > Able to make hand-pulled rice noodles in no time flat! > Can knock over samurai with a glance! > Can stomp downtown Kyoto into nothingness! > > \*\* GingerOfTheNorth! Charming Canadian conversationalist by day, mighty defender of caribou, esquimaux, and ice-fishing holes by night! Her smile could thaw the tundra itself, but her spinning back kick can flatten a sasquatch! Tune in next week, when we hear GingerOfTheNorth ask the pressing question, “Why the heck can’t I go someplace warm and be a superhero? Damn these tights, anyway.” ---
**Author:** ![Chocobo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Chocobo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chocobo)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/23 "2001-06-20T06:20:24Z")
MrVisible, can grow to sizes larger than mountains, making him able to be seen from everywhere at once! Of course, you’ll always want to call him ‘Mr.’ or else he’ll step on you. (Quite a mess, when you’re part of a large city…) ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/24 "2001-06-20T06:39:42Z")
**Chocobo** , the superhero with the ability to turn your bowtie, bo stick or bow & arrow set into solid chocolate. Or, if you prefer, just give it a light chocolate glaze. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/25 "2001-06-20T07:36:11Z")
**Kat** has the ability to transform into any type of feline, real, or mythical. She has poisoned claws when transformed, and has feline senses even when in human form. All in all, she’s a mighty fine piece of tail. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![amati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@amati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amati)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/26 "2001-06-20T07:44:07Z")
hasur, speeds through tasks at an alarming rate! can cook minute rice in 53 seconds flat! ---
**Author:** ![deepbluesea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ba9def/32.png) [@deepbluesea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deepbluesea)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/27 "2001-06-20T08:23:07Z")
**Amati** : he can make any stringed instrument, anywhere, into a veritable voice of the muses - adding two extra zeroes to its value! Remember that guitar you bought in high school? After Amati’s done with it, you’ll be able to sell it to pay for a semester of college! ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/28 "2001-06-20T09:01:45Z")
deepbluesea - can breathe underwater and withstand the water pressure of the greatest depths. ---
**Author:** ![Bubba\_Ray](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bubba\_Ray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bubba_Ray)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/29 "2001-06-20T09:02:14Z")
**deepbluesea** able to talk to any kind of seabased creatures and on top of that can dive more than 5000 feet without the need for SCUBA equiptment. ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/30 "2001-06-20T09:15:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bubba Ray \* > \*\ ***deepbluesea** able to talk to any kind of seabased creatures and on top of that can dive more than 5000 feet without the need for SCUBA equiptment. \*\* Who’s that at the NASCAR Track, the Tractor Pull, and eating those pickled pigs feet? Why it is **Bubba Ray** the man with the ability to out redneck anyone! Marvel as he becomes a one man line dance! Gasp as he shoots three deer with a single shot! Quiver as he turns that roadkill into the best BBQ you’ve ever had! Be astonished at his ability to blend into any southern crowd. MGibson ---
**Author:** ![ColonelMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f6c823/32.png) [@ColonelMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ColonelMoose)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/31 "2001-06-20T09:43:11Z")
Hmm… **MGibson**? Could that be _Mister_ Gibson, who has the rare ability to mix a faaaaabulous gin, vermouth, and pearl onion-based cocktail? Sure, it may not save the world, but it sure impresses the ladies… Ooh, and I can’t resist… **Bubba Ray**? _The_ Bubba Ray? The man whose very presence causes mullets to spring forth from every man, woman, and redneck child, all across this great nation of ours (and some of Canada too, by the looks of it)? I’ve even heard him called “Bubba Mulletseed” down 'bama way… M. [http://www.mulletsgalore.com/](http://www.mulletsgalore.com/) ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/32 "2001-06-20T10:37:16Z")
A low hush falls over the crowd. Low, ominous, and yet, strangely heroic music pipes in from nowhere (and it sounds like it was composed by Danny Elfman). Hark! What was that? No, it’s over there… no, THERE… oh, Good Lord, there it is! It’s… It’s… It’s… It’s… It’s… It’s… It’s… It’s… It’s… It’s… Who the hell is that? Oh. It’s… It’s… It’s… It’s… **ColonelMoose**!!! [sub]Who? ColonolMoose, dummy. Oh.[/sub] Yes, **ColonelMoose** , the great and amazing superpowered dynamo, who has the tantalizingly astounding ability to withstand the stinging harshness of Britney Spears’ music! Also, he’s Captain America’s lesser-known and less-popular contemporary from Canada… he wears tight, puce tights, a funny little head-piece with two antlers, and a shield that’s shaped like a lozenge. Hail, ColonelMoose! May you live to uphold truth, justice, and the Canadian way! Except all that crap about the French… ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/33 "2001-06-20T10:50:25Z")
Look there, in the sky… Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Hmmm… I’m not sure what it is… \ Then it MUST be…SPOOFE! Ya know, that guy who gets the bad guys to believe something when it’s not really. He doesn’t really have any super powers or a cool cape or anything, but he talks reeeeeealy smoothly. Yeah, we here in Doperville are sure happy to have him about. Lotsa confused criminals left in his wake, you bet! ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/34 "2001-06-20T10:56:16Z")
GrizzRich…able to transform at will intot he world’s richest bear. He can steal picnic hampers at a single bound & confuse park wardens, whilst drving off in the world’s most expensive, fastest (bear adapted) car…his only known weakness is honey bees. ---
**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/35 "2001-06-20T11:55:26Z")
He was never supposed to survive… After a horrific crash in a powder blue 1977 Ford Fierra it looked like curtains for our hero. But just when it seemed all hope was lost, the slightly bent genius Dr. Numbus Neutron stumbled upon the still-smoking remains. Working through the night (and well into breakfast) Dr. Neutron worked around the tangled mass of steel and flesh, forging the supercharged cybernetic crime fighter we know today as **Fierra!** Featuring the wit and intellect of a human with the strength, speed, gas-milage and durability of a car made in the Philippines, **Fierra** is a fantastic front-wheel-drive force for justice! ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/36 "2001-06-20T11:57:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fierra \* > \*\*GrizzRich…able to transform at will intot he world’s richest bear. He can steal picnic hampers at a single bound & confuse park wardens, whilst drving off in the world’s most expensive, fastest (bear adapted) car…his only known weakness is honey bees. \*\* **fierra** – SDMB poster by day, Autobot by night! Able to “Transform and roll out!” Transforms into a completely unremarkable model of Ford auto, standard in every way. I didn’t say **fierra** was one of the _great_ Autobots, now did I ? ---
**Author:** ![Dave\_Plankton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Dave\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dave_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/37 "2001-06-20T12:09:27Z")
Inky…able to draw any object with a magic pen and then make it become real. Inky’s one real regret is not having practiced hard enough during nude anatomy classes ---
**Author:** ![Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazing_Tiki_God)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/38 "2001-06-20T12:16:24Z")
Dave Plankton eh (why do I get the hard ones)?? His superpower is the ability to turn anything he doesn’t like into phytoplankton. He aslo has the uncanny ability to control all things water plant related! ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/39 "2001-06-20T12:20:57Z")
As the **Mighty Tiki God** roams the city in his costume of blue spandex, he is secure in the knowledge that whenever the bad guys begin to shoot at him, he may immediately transform into an Immobile Giant Polynesian Stone Head, impervious to all artillery. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/40 "2001-06-20T12:24:14Z")
The Mighty Tiki God: Posessed of the singular ability to turn water into Mai Tais for weary travelers, The Mighty Tiki God will not bee found without a paper parasol to shelter wayward ice. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422.md?page=3)