# game - superpowers by username **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 20, 2001, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422 "2001-06-20T03:02:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2001, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/101 "2001-06-23T08:00:01Z")
Don’t intrude on **furryman’s** dust, for he can instantly change Faulkner novels into humans, just by adding one letter! This power of his has proven to be nearly useful. Ladies, you’ll never need to fear Greek super-villain **Protesilaus;** although he controls an enormous Pythian army, he has a weakness – Trojan condoms thrown at his feet will kill him. **TVeblen** has the strength of will found only in the most elite: she can resist bribes of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups! Her supreme intellect is legendary. **Alphagene** can command instantly anyone named “Gene!” His bite can irrevocably destroy any pit-dweller’s fragile ego. ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2001, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/102 "2001-06-23T08:02:41Z")
That should read “Ladies and gentlemen, you’ll never need to fear…” ---
**Author:** ![Epimetheus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c4cdca/32.png) [@Epimetheus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Epimetheus)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2001, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/103 "2001-06-23T10:40:48Z")
**AlbertRose** : Don’t piss him off or he gets prickly, with thorns out he is a crime fighting machine, but sheathed he is mild mannered albert… ---
**Author:** ![darian00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dfb087/32.png) [@darian00](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/darian00)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2001, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/104 "2001-06-23T11:13:07Z")
**Epimetheus** -gifted with the ability to see what you SHOULD have done instead of what you did! Able to use perfect hindsight each and every time! ---
**Author:** ![pink\_kitten](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9e8a1a/32.png) [@pink\_kitten](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pink_kitten)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2001, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/105 "2001-06-24T03:26:27Z")
You’ve heard of 007 and 006; now that there is a new agent in Her Majestys’ Secret Service, **darian00** , you’ll never think again of OO - who? What was I talking about? **darian00** is an agent with an awesome ability to foil his foes with the flick of one finger, accomplished while drinking his signature cocktail, the singapore sling (shaken, not stirred). ---
**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2001, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/106 "2001-06-24T04:49:58Z")
pink kitten: distracts enemies with unusual skin color, then scratches their eyeballs. Alphagene: modifies the DNA of fellow superheroes to make them intellectually superior. ---
**Author:** ![Soup\_du\_jour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Soup\_du\_jour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soup_du_jour)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2001, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/107 "2001-06-24T05:02:35Z")
**ITR champion** is the self proclaimed champion of all things ITR! What _is_ the ITR? It could be: -International Trading Ring -Industrial Technology Room -Insufferable Tyrannical Republicans -Imperial Typewriters of Russia The world may never know… -Soup ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2001, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/108 "2001-06-24T05:07:42Z")
Soup\_du\_jour! Ever changeble! Zippy! Zesty! Will he be French onion? Chicken noodle? Pumpkin cheddar? The evil minions of dread do not know… and they tremble to find out, day after hellish day. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2001, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/109 "2001-06-24T05:31:10Z")
**andygirl**! Able to slay foes with her rapier wit and and razor sharp \*tongue in a single sentence! (\*Which also has other interesting uses when not a weapon) ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2001, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/110 "2001-06-24T12:48:12Z")
**Arden Ranger** , sworn protector of the forrest and all the woodland creatures. Able to mimic the surroundings and become invisible to her foes. She swings through the trees and swims through the rivers and is _deadly_ with her trusy crossbow! ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2001, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/111 "2001-06-24T12:51:42Z")
dad gummit! **trusty** , not trusy! ---
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/112 "2001-06-27T17:32:29Z")
**spooje** has the unnatural ability to absorb large amounts of any kinds of liquid. Why I remember the time **spooje** accidentally sopped up all of Lake Michigan. The yacht club sure was mad! ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/113 "2001-06-27T18:25:40Z")
**MrBlue92** , with the astonishing ability to materialize any blue material until he has a total of 92 measurement units every day. will it be 92 cubic meteres of water to combat a drought? 92 tonnes of cobalt over the head of one of his enemies? all are possible options! ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/114 "2001-06-29T15:51:17Z")
Furryman: Problems in the Poles? Have no fear, with a simple potion, Furryman can transform himself into a being able to survive the harsh cold. He’s also able to influtrate polar bear HQ with his clever disguise! ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/115 "2001-06-29T15:59:15Z")
oops…somehow I read pages 1, 3, then 2…oh well. ---
**Author:** ![Shadowsabre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Shadowsabre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowsabre)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/116 "2001-06-29T16:40:30Z")
elfkin477: A mysterious warrior, elfkin477 commands an army of 477 elves armed with bows and arrows and plush elf dolls. Bad guys beware, elfkin477 and the elven army is here! ---
**Author:** ![rayniday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecc23a/32.png) [@rayniday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayniday)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/117 "2001-06-29T16:48:25Z")
**Shadowsabre** Has the uncanny ability to slip through the darkness unnoticed. Evil doers can no longer lurk in the shadows, as [b}Shadowsabre\*\* will be there to scare the daylights out of them!!! ---
**Author:** ![Freakunique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Freakunique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freakunique)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/118 "2001-06-29T18:09:44Z")
Summer gettin you down? Got a long walk ahead of you in the sweltering heat? Or hell, it’s your neighbour’s wedding day and well, she’s a total bitch… ruin it by calling none other than Rayniday! Rayniday has the power to bring anything from the refreshing droplets of gentle showers to torrential downpour! ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/119 "2001-06-29T18:55:33Z")
**Freakunique** is a puzzle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a burrito. His past unknown to all but himself, **Freakunique** is justice’s most twisted ally! Having the ability to invoke the might “spaz-attack,” **Freakunique** leaves his foes eating through a straw, if they’re lucky! Possessing a form and style so outlandish that it could never be reproduced (heh? Get it? Unique?) **Freakunique** continues to wage an unending and really whacked-out war on crime! ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422/120 "2001-06-29T19:02:42Z")
**FreakUnique** , with the ability to tranform himself into any unique shape, as long as it is different from all of the shapes he has used before! he fights the evil _Doctor Onetype_, who wants to make it so everyone in the world is a middleweight caucasian male of indiscriminate facial structure and similar hair/eye colorings! **FreakUnique** , fighting in the name of tolerance, racial diversity, and justice for all! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-superpowers-by-username/69422.md?page=7)