# Game: The A to Z of haiku **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [April 30, 2010, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857 "2010-04-30T13:36:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/1 "2010-04-30T13:36:07Z")
Annie’s anteater Appropriately ate an Ancient, auburn ant. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Angel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d26b3c/32.png) [@Johnny\_Angel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Angel)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/2 "2010-04-30T13:56:17Z")
Bombax, bibābat Batiolā Baccēā Boviter blaesus. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/3 "2010-04-30T20:30:24Z")
Caution, Cicely! Carniverous cats can carve comely curlicues. ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/4 "2010-04-30T20:35:57Z")
Don’t dawdle, dimwit. Do dunk dangerous doughnuts Don’t dream decadence. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/5 "2010-05-01T00:36:55Z")
Each elk exhausts Ed. Elands entertain Emma. Elephants escape. ---
**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/6 "2010-05-01T01:43:33Z")
For fantasy, Fred Fancied fondling Florence. Fully fulfilling. ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/7 "2010-05-01T02:12:46Z")
Giant gems galore! Good golly gee, Geoffery. Group grope, grab goodies! ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/8 "2010-05-01T13:43:04Z")
Hey, has Heather heard? Her hystorectomy had hair, horrible hair. ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/9 "2010-05-01T13:54:06Z")
If Isabella invites idiots inside, is it illegal? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2010, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/10 "2010-05-02T01:18:44Z")
Jaundiced Juliet Jeeringly jested, “Jenny Just jinked Justice Just!” ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2010, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/11 "2010-05-02T13:25:42Z")
Kenneth’s kittens keep kicking Kimberly’s kernels. Kamikaze kooks! ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2010, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/12 "2010-05-02T13:30:38Z")
Lampreys love living largely luxurious lives. Little levity? ---
**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/13 "2010-05-03T08:59:54Z")
Marching militias Merciless mayhem, madness Many millions maimed ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/14 "2010-05-03T13:57:04Z")
Now, No No Nanette Nobody, Nowhere, No news Nothing new, no no ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/15 "2010-05-03T15:41:50Z")
Ordinarily Others opt other options Opposite of owls ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/16 "2010-05-03T16:05:57Z")
Pete’s plump potatoes produces plenty pleasant Pot pie potential And I can’t believe we’re doing this… ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/17 "2010-05-03T16:50:16Z")
Quickly querrying Quatzequatel’s quich. Quickly, question quiet quail! ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/18 "2010-05-03T18:39:58Z")
Raving randomly, religiously relevant righties rouse rabbles ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/19 "2010-05-03T19:09:43Z")
Some silly strangers Strangled Sam seductively Staying strangely still ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/20 "2010-05-03T20:23:25Z")
Thirteen tom turkeys – Tantalizing tryptophan Thanksgiving treats, Ted! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857.md?page=2)