# Game: The A to Z of haiku **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [April 30, 2010, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857 "2010-04-30T13:36:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/21 "2010-05-03T20:41:01Z")
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**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/22 "2010-05-03T20:44:28Z")
Unbelievably, understanding unicorns use up underwear. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/23 "2010-05-03T22:21:02Z")
Violet vultures vexed Vain velociraptors very violently ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/24 "2010-05-04T03:46:37Z")
Where will we warn whores with windowwasher wrapping? Why, Washington? Whew! ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/25 "2010-05-04T13:21:16Z")
Xanadu xeroxed Xenophobe xeroderma. Xerxes xenolith. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/26 "2010-05-04T13:39:50Z")
Youthful Yolanda Your yellow Yawahism: Yin, Yang Yamulke. ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/27 "2010-05-04T17:49:05Z")
Zulus zigzagging zodiacal zoetropes zest zeuglodonta. ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/28 "2010-05-04T17:50:34Z")
> [@Sternvogel](#): > > Each elk exhausts Ed. > Elands entertain Emma. > Elephants escape. Winner of “What the hell does that mean?” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/29 "2010-05-04T18:47:19Z")
Al’s azure algae Ate all anthropomorphic animals allowed ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/30 "2010-05-04T18:52:54Z")
Bitchy Becky bought Beautiful blue bandicoots, Berating Betsy. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/31 "2010-05-04T20:14:28Z")
Clematis climbers clamber close, clutching, clinging; climb clematis, climb! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/32 "2010-05-05T13:20:12Z")
Dave Daniel’s Deathpool: Diane Davidson, Donna Dixon, Dion. DIE! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/33 "2010-05-05T14:25:01Z")
Every eloping elephant eats eagle eggs entertainingly ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/34 "2010-05-05T19:26:30Z")
Fools! Frankly, fully forceful flippers flounder. For finesse, find friction. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/35 "2010-05-05T21:25:00Z")
Gil gentlemanly grabbed Gwendoline’s glockenspiel; gave gray goats gumbo ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/36 "2010-05-06T01:31:48Z")
Her handsome husband Hurried homeward holding his Haberdasheries ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/37 "2010-05-06T15:27:52Z")
If Izzy’s icehouse imbues illegal imbibes is Izzy involved ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/38 "2010-05-06T16:14:53Z")
John Josephson jeered “Jumping Jehosaphat, Jim Johnson’s jaw jiggles!” ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/39 "2010-05-07T15:57:40Z")
Kindly kangaroos Kept kicking Korean kids’ Keisters kinkily. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/40 "2010-05-07T17:34:11Z")
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