# Game: The A to Z of haiku **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [April 30, 2010, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857 "2010-04-30T13:36:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/41 "2010-05-08T14:10:42Z")
Many men might make marvelous money mostly marketing Mentos. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/42 "2010-05-08T17:49:12Z")
Nervous Nellie needs New netted negligee now No nookie, Nathan. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/43 "2010-05-09T02:34:16Z")
Ornery oxen Often obstruct ocelots On Okinawa. ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/44 "2010-05-09T13:47:04Z")
Pam pummeled Peter, prancing perversely; Peter pondered protection. ---
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/45 "2010-05-09T17:51:33Z")
Quick, quaint, queer Quincy questioned quality quotas quoting quirky quips. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/46 "2010-05-10T01:25:39Z")
Russian Rasputin Regaled royal Romanovs Regularly, right? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/47 "2010-05-10T20:02:13Z")
Sly, slithering serpents so silently slipped Southward Some swans saw something ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/48 "2010-05-10T20:48:48Z")
Tammy told Tracy: “Tope twenty tequilas, then take two Tylenol.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/49 "2010-05-12T13:50:19Z")
Used unicycle, ukelele, unitard uniform, useless ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/50 "2010-05-12T13:54:04Z")
Victorious Vince Values violent vixens very viciously. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/51 "2010-05-12T16:47:10Z")
Wild Willy’s Wet Works Washes wheels wonderfully While Willy Whistles ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/52 "2010-05-12T17:27:43Z")
Xanthic xenagogues Xerograph xenophilic Xiphoid xenurines (…and yes, that actually makes a complete sentence…) ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/53 "2010-05-14T03:00:10Z")
Yemeni youngster! Yesterday you yammered, yet Yanked Yevgeny’s yurt. ---
**Author:** ![Shark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Shark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/54 "2010-05-14T12:48:12Z")
zebra zaniness zipping zippers zinging, Zounds! Zambonis zig-zag ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/55 "2010-05-14T13:14:35Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > And I can’t believe we’re doing this… I cannot believe this thread hs gotten so long. I woke up with the idea and the first haiku in my brain. It should also get an award for “Haikus using words with the most syllabels ever” An angry aardvark allowed all armadillos anixous advancement. ---
**Author:** ![Shark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Shark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/56 "2010-05-14T17:29:05Z")
Big bouncing boobies bare-breasted beach-bound boobies big beautiful birds ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2010, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/57 "2010-05-15T00:33:53Z")
Crimson Cadillacs Cruising Cuban country clubs – Coolly classic cars! ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2010, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/58 "2010-05-16T14:29:15Z")
Does Dudley Dooright demonstrate democratic duties during day? ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2010, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/59 "2010-05-17T16:27:11Z")
Even elderly editors explain Easter eggs eloquently. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2010, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/60 "2010-05-17T17:48:04Z")
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