# Game: The A to Z of haiku **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [April 30, 2010, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857 "2010-04-30T13:36:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2010, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/61 "2010-05-18T01:29:47Z")
Gary gave Greg gold. Greg got Gary gasoline. Great gifts, gallant guys! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/62 "2010-05-19T16:36:16Z")
Happy Harry’s hat hugs his hot, hairy head harmoniously ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/63 "2010-05-20T02:00:44Z")
Idiotic Ike Idolized India ink In [Invercargill](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invercargill) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/64 "2010-05-20T17:58:04Z")
I told a friend about this thread. He started writing, and ten minutes later he handed me this macabre gem: Juice jabbing, jeering Junkie Jewboy, Jezebel Justifiable. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/65 "2010-05-26T13:31:19Z")
Just bumping this thread because I came up with this one, too good to waste, while on a bus going throught the Lincoln Tunnel to NYC: Brillant Big Bang bit Ball bin bouncing Brainiac Bellows BAZINGA! ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/66 "2010-05-26T21:21:24Z")
Kimberly, Kylie, Kris, Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall Kardashian kin ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2010, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/67 "2010-05-28T13:16:21Z")
Luxious lamps Lighting Lucinda’s lemon lime lavendar lounge. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2010, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/68 "2010-05-28T14:24:18Z")
Mean Michael menaced Michelle maniacally mauling my magwai ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2010, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/69 "2010-05-28T14:52:23Z")
Never neglect non Nigerian nincompoops nearing nasty nuns. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/70 "2010-06-01T16:55:49Z")
Oh! Ozzy Osbourne orders orange, oregano, olive, oat omlette. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2010, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/71 "2010-06-02T13:28:03Z")
Peevishly, Pete pets plump, purple, pert, pretty pups presciently primped, please. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2010, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/72 "2010-06-02T13:34:53Z")
Queensland quagmire! Queers quietly quarelling. Quiet, Queensland queens! ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2010, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/73 "2010-06-02T16:57:37Z")
Randy’s rottweiler really regurgitates ripe red rutebagas. ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/74 "2010-06-03T14:41:37Z")
Should someone simply sing sufficient serenades so Sam stops sooner? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/75 "2010-06-03T14:46:46Z")
Truculently, Tim tidied the tiny timeshare to tame the three tots. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2010, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/76 "2010-06-04T13:09:48Z")
Uxia uttered “Uhura’s Uranus, un- usually used” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2010, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/77 "2010-06-04T15:43:24Z")
Victor vapidly verified vigorous vets; Venus, virgins vied. ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2010, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/78 "2010-06-05T15:26:37Z")
Why would women we walk with willfully weep when we write “Wombats wheeze”? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/79 "2010-06-14T14:54:26Z")
Xenophobic Xer- xes xraying Xavier Xenophonm, Xandra ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-the-a-to-z-of-haiku/537857/80 "2010-06-18T16:59:46Z")
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