# Game titles that would make great Porn Movies **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 15, 2002, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-titles-that-would-make-great-porn-movies/123993 "2002-08-15T10:14:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![cerebrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3da27b/32.png) [@cerebrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cerebrum)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-titles-that-would-make-great-porn-movies/123993/1 "2002-08-15T10:14:35Z")
I sometimes think game developers have other things in mind when naming their games Take Final Fantasy for instance… or Big Bang - for the ultimate gangbang Beach head 2002 Betty Bad All genuine game titles with more to the title than meets the eye. What other game titles can you name that would make great porn movie titles? ---
**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-titles-that-would-make-great-porn-movies/123993/2 "2002-08-15T15:27:38Z")
**Two Crude Dudes** comes to mind. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-titles-that-would-make-great-porn-movies/123993/3 "2002-08-15T15:45:23Z")
Crisco Twister ---
**Author:** ![Tamex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Tamex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamex)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-titles-that-would-make-great-porn-movies/123993/4 "2002-08-15T16:16:55Z")
Trivial Pursuit? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-titles-that-would-make-great-porn-movies/123993/5 "2002-08-15T16:33:43Z")
Poker, Hearts. Craps? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-titles-that-would-make-great-porn-movies/123993/6 "2002-08-15T16:54:46Z")
The Rams versus the Packers. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-titles-that-would-make-great-porn-movies/123993/7 "2002-08-15T18:01:48Z")
Hi-Ho Cherry-O, for sure. Also, Candy Land Connect Four Chutes & Ladders Mr. Mouth ---
**Author:** ![smiling\_bandit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@smiling\_bandit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smiling_bandit)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-titles-that-would-make-great-porn-movies/123993/8 "2002-08-15T19:28:09Z")
Planescape: Torment (whoooooo, fetish time!) Baldur’s Gate: Tales of the Sword Coast (I can’t explain this with a straight face) ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-titles-that-would-make-great-porn-movies/123993/9 "2002-08-15T19:31:52Z")
Bobby-Trap Hi-Ho Cherry-O Scattergories Shoot The Moon And Hungry, Hungry Hippos 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-titles-that-would-make-great-porn-movies/123993/10 "2002-08-15T19:44:33Z")
I guess I meant to say Booby-Trap. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-titles-that-would-make-great-porn-movies/123993/11 "2002-08-15T19:52:47Z")
Connect Four. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-titles-that-would-make-great-porn-movies/123993/12 "2002-08-15T20:01:25Z")
Pin the Tail on the Donkey? Maybe that more for the WWF. ---
**Author:** ![symplicity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df788c/32.png) [@symplicity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/symplicity)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-titles-that-would-make-great-porn-movies/123993/13 "2002-08-15T22:49:10Z")
slip n slide tag heads up sevens up double dutch pc game - the conquerers ---
**Author:** ![Minor\_Irritant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Minor\_Irritant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minor_Irritant)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-titles-that-would-make-great-porn-movies/123993/14 "2002-08-15T23:15:38Z")
Not a game, but a game character: I can’t say " **Solid Snake** without giggling like a schoolgirl. ---
**Author:** ![Urban\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Urban\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Urban_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-titles-that-would-make-great-porn-movies/123993/15 "2002-08-16T04:54:29Z")
\Leather Goddess of Phobes\ ---
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-titles-that-would-make-great-porn-movies/123993/16 "2002-08-16T06:05:00Z")
Not just poker, **Stud** Poker. Might as well include **Texas Hold 'Em** while we’re at it. ---
**Author:** ![wei](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90ced4/32.png) [@wei](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wei)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-titles-that-would-make-great-porn-movies/123993/17 "2002-08-16T06:49:37Z")
Hungry Hungry Hippos (::shudders:🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-titles-that-would-make-great-porn-movies/123993/18 "2002-08-16T07:52:30Z")
Monopoly Breakout Risk Don’t Wake Daddy ---
**Author:** ![Dragonblink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Dragonblink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragonblink)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-titles-that-would-make-great-porn-movies/123993/19 "2002-08-16T08:26:10Z")
_Neverwinter Nights_ … sounds like it’s just a step away from _Debbie Does Ankh-Morpork_. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@Ell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ell)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-titles-that-would-make-great-porn-movies/123993/20 "2002-08-16T09:28:52Z")
Leisure Suit Larry. No wait… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-titles-that-would-make-great-porn-movies/123993.md?page=2)