# Game - Which would win in a fight? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 2, 2002, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-which-would-win-in-a-fight/126682 "2002-09-02T16:08:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![AtomicDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ac91a4/32.png) [@AtomicDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AtomicDog)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-which-would-win-in-a-fight/126682/41 "2002-09-05T09:59:17Z")
Oh, yeah. Tastes Great, of course. A little goes a long way. Besides, if it tastes like crap, it’s not gonna fill you anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-which-would-win-in-a-fight/126682/42 "2002-09-05T11:02:23Z")
Classic rock. It has more experience by virtue of its name. Dennis the Menace vs. Calvin ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-which-would-win-in-a-fight/126682/43 "2002-09-05T11:46:57Z")
Too easy. Calvin in one round. WITHOUT Hobbes! **Mr. Creosote (MP “The Meaning of Life”) vs. Fat Bastard** ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-which-would-win-in-a-fight/126682/44 "2002-09-05T11:59:21Z")
I’ve never seen a “Who would win in a fight?”-thread here in over two and a half years and now this is the third in like a week. What’s going on? ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-which-would-win-in-a-fight/126682/45 "2002-09-05T16:42:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > \*\*What would win in a fight? > > Percocet or Vicodin?\*\* \*\* I would. MMMM…percocet and vicodin… Huh? oh, sorry. ---
**Author:** ![domesticatedjunglefowl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b38774/32.png) [@domesticatedjunglefowl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/domesticatedjunglefowl)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-which-would-win-in-a-fight/126682/46 "2002-09-05T17:08:37Z")
oh, them’s fightin’ words cisco. i got one… a ROYAL RUMBLE!! cisco (the singer) , r. kelly, and marlyn manson vs. the oprah book club. ---
**Author:** ![JonTheHasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7bcc69/32.png) [@JonTheHasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonTheHasher)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-which-would-win-in-a-fight/126682/47 "2002-09-05T21:20:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Blue Sky \* > \*\*Too easy. Calvin in one round. WITHOUT Hobbes! > > **Mr. Creosote (MP “The Meaning of Life”) vs. Fat Bastard** \*\* Fat Bastard, because Creosote woudn’t be able to move fast enough to kick 'im in the Mommy-Daddy buttons **The MS Paperclip** vs. **the “You’ve got mail” guy** ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-which-would-win-in-a-fight/126682/48 "2002-09-06T13:02:25Z")
The MS paperclip, cos he’s bendy and has sharp pointy bits… and he can wink 'n stuff which is always very useful in a fight… **Cisco** Sorry, if I had noticed other WWWIAF threads I wouldn’t have made this one. 😉 Ok, **a crab vs a lobster?** ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-which-would-win-in-a-fight/126682/49 "2002-09-06T13:42:12Z")
The Crab. Crabs are just too fast and scrappy. Who would win? Ripley vs Sarah Connor? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-which-would-win-in-a-fight/126682/50 "2002-09-06T14:13:59Z")
Ripley, hands down. Sarah caved at Dyson’s house. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-which-would-win-in-a-fight/126682/51 "2002-09-06T14:14:54Z")
Ripley, hands down. Sarah caved at Dyson’s house. Saber saw or router? ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-which-would-win-in-a-fight/126682/52 "2002-09-06T14:19:12Z")
Saber saw. Carrot Topp or Gilbert Gottfried? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Ace\_of\_Swords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@The\_Ace\_of\_Swords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Ace_of_Swords)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-which-would-win-in-a-fight/126682/53 "2002-09-06T15:27:43Z")
Gilbert Gottfried. Carrot top would go for his props, and Gottfried would melt him at thirty paces, with a HAAAAAA??!! YOU THIIINK?!! Hobbes Vs. Tigger? ---
**Author:** ![WSLer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a6a055/32.png) [@WSLer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WSLer)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-which-would-win-in-a-fight/126682/54 "2002-09-06T23:47:44Z")
Hobbes. He \*is \* a real tiger and would just lie in wait for Tigger and then, BLAMMO!!! Nacho Cheese Doritos Vs. Nacho Cheesier Doritos ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-which-would-win-in-a-fight/126682/55 "2002-09-06T23:54:05Z")
Interestingly enough, Nacho Cheese Doritos – because there _is_ such a thing as too much cheese. The Twix Rabbit or Cap’n Crunch? ---
**Author:** ![bibliophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@bibliophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophile)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-which-would-win-in-a-fight/126682/56 "2002-09-07T00:31:28Z")
I’ve gotta go with the rabbit. Cap’n Crunch may have a plank and maybe even a hook for a hand [I can’t really remember, I haven’t eaten the stuff since college], but that rabbit would just jump around jonesing for sugar until the Cap’n had a coronary. How about the “Where’s the Beef Lady” and the “I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up” Lady? ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-which-would-win-in-a-fight/126682/57 "2002-09-07T05:36:33Z")
LOL “Where’s the beef” – would kick her azz. and she’d have her foot on the “I can’t get up lady’s” throat until the cops got there. Joan Jett or Chrissy Hynde ---
**Author:** ![J.J\_Snider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f1d935/32.png) [@J.J\_Snider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/J.J_Snider)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-which-would-win-in-a-fight/126682/58 "2002-09-07T06:15:01Z")
Joan Jett. Because us Double J’s have to look out for each other! And I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL also! Chyna (Former WWF wrestler) vs Conan O’Brien ---
**Author:** ![moe.ron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ed8c4c/32.png) [@moe.ron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moe.ron)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-which-would-win-in-a-fight/126682/59 "2002-09-07T06:48:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by J.J Snider \* > \*\*Joan Jett. Because us Double J’s have to look out for each other! > And I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL also! > > Chyna (Former WWF wrestler) vs Conan O’Brien \*\* Though Conan’s got the swivel chair, a desk, and a whole band behind his back, Chyna could still use each of them against him… as a blunt weapon. Besides that, when was the last time you fought a woman who could bench-press one of you with each arm? Rush Limbaugh and friends vs. Borris Yeltsin and a bottle of vodka? ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-which-would-win-in-a-fight/126682/60 "2002-09-07T06:53:33Z")
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