Forget about the apocalypse! If I’ve learned anything from TV, there’s always an apocalypse coming, and always a small team of disparate heroes who save the day.
If Bilbo is telling Frodo about the Quest of Erebor, I wonder which version of his encounter with Gollum will he recount?
“It’s a pity I ran out of bullets.”
Mandy should play Thorin Oakenshield, then they could move him to the battle of Dol Guldur so he can say to the Necromancer: “My name is Thorin Oakenshield, you killed my father…prepare to die!”
Pardon me, but do you have four fingers on your right hand? My father was killed by a four-fingered man.
What’s, um…what’s your name? And why are you here…?
-XT
And in a bit of inspired casting, Andre the Giant has been resurected to play a mountain troll.
“anybody want a peanut?”
Oh, that version! Travels with Goddam in Search of Lower Middle Earth, better known as Valley of the Trolls!