# Gandalf In TFOTR: "\_\_\_\_\_\_, You Fools!" **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gandalf-in-tfotr-______-you-fools/198777 "2003-08-31T06:48:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gandalf-in-tfotr-______-you-fools/198777/81 "2003-10-23T23:15:19Z")
**Fellowship of the Technical Institute** : “DeVry, you fools!” **Fellowship of Evita** : “Don’t cry for me, Argentina, you fools!” **Fellowship of the Beatles** : “Lucy in the sky, you fools!” ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gandalf-in-tfotr-______-you-fools/198777/82 "2003-10-24T01:56:14Z")
**Smells Like Teen Spirit of the Rings:** Load up on bows, Bring short friends It’s far to go, From Rivendell She’s overboard, But he’s assured All I hear, Are elven words How long, how long, how long, Mt Doom? How long, how long, how long, Mt Doom? How long, how long, how long, Mt Doom? How long, how long, how long, Mt Doom? With the ring here, it’s more dangerous Here we are now, Who will take it? I feel stupid and courageous Here we are now, Who will help us? A dwarven An elven A regent A lost king Yea I am cursed but I’ll do my best And with this ring I feel depressed Our little group has always been And always will until the end How long, how long, how long, Mt Doom? How long, how long, how long, Mt Doom? How long, how long, how long, Mt Doom? How long, how long, how long, Mt Doom? With the ring here, it’s more dangerous Here we are now, Who will take it? I feel stupid and courageous Here we are now, Who will help us? A dwarven An elven A regent A lost king Yea And I forgot, Just why I’m here And why I find it hard to smile I found it hard, to toss the ring Gollum fell, so nevermind How long, how long, how long, Mt Doom? How long, how long, how long, Mt Doom? How long, how long, how long, Mt Doom? How long, how long, how long, Mt Doom? With the ring here, it’s more dangerous Here we are now, Who will take it? I feel stupid and courageous Here we are now, Who will help us? A dwarven An elven A regent A lost king Yea ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gandalf-in-tfotr-______-you-fools/198777/83 "2003-10-24T02:48:50Z")
**Glengondor Glenshire:** Fly…you fucking child. ---
**Author:** ![JoseB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/joseb/32/1530_2.png) [@JoseB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoseB)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gandalf-in-tfotr-______-you-fools/198777/84 "2003-10-24T12:29:28Z")
**Futurama of the Rings:** Fry, you fool! JoseB ---
**Author:** ![TPWombat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@TPWombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TPWombat)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gandalf-in-tfotr-______-you-fools/198777/85 "2003-10-24T13:20:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tim R. Mortiss \* > \*\*“Make like an Ent and LEAVE!!” \*\* 😃 I just got that!! ---
**Author:** ![davidme123](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/53a042/32.png) [@davidme123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidme123)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gandalf-in-tfotr-______-you-fools/198777/86 "2003-10-24T14:20:29Z")
Lord of the Fly, as narrated by Geena Davis: "Be afraid. Be VERY afraid…of the FLY, YOU FOOLS! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gandalf-in-tfotr-______-you-fools/198777/87 "2003-10-24T15:13:12Z")
**The Cure of the Rings:** “Boys don’t _cry,_ you fools!” **Gandalf Washington and the Cherry Tree:** “I cannot tell a _lie,_ you fools!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gandalf-in-tfotr-______-you-fools/198777.md?page=4)