# Gandalf touched my ass........ **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 16, 2003, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gandalf-touched-my-ass/207673 "2003-10-16T00:04:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gandalf-touched-my-ass/207673/41 "2003-10-16T22:38:33Z")
sheesh \*showed **me** his ass . . . ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gandalf-touched-my-ass/207673/42 "2003-10-16T23:12:46Z")
Dude, ALAN RICKMAN!!! Alan freaking Rickman? Oh man, now I HATE you! _daydreams about Colonel Brandon_ ---
**Author:** ![WILLASS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/54ee81/32.png) [@WILLASS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WILLASS)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gandalf-touched-my-ass/207673/43 "2003-10-17T00:16:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lissener \* > \*\* > Jeff Buckley hugged me twice and kissed me once. \*\* Now _that_ in my opinion is really cool…I love Jeff Buckley. RIP mate. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gandalf-touched-my-ass/207673/44 "2003-10-17T08:54:01Z")
> [@](#): > > as gay as eighteen balloons I will now steal this expression for my personal use. Thank you for your contribution. ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gandalf-touched-my-ass/207673/45 "2003-10-17T09:51:05Z")
I know someone who once recieved a quite uninvited sloppy kiss from Isaac Asimov. ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Mapp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miss_mapp/32/369_2.png) [@Miss\_Mapp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Mapp)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gandalf-touched-my-ass/207673/46 "2003-10-17T13:43:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by WILLASS \* > \*\*I was speaking to my girlfriend when reading this so asked where the name Miss Mapp came from as I didn’t know…Mapp and Lucia right? I’ll have to watch it! \*\* Yes, that’s right. It’s from _Mapp and Lucia_. Prunella Scales does a wonderfully acidic Miss Mapp. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gandalf-touched-my-ass/207673/47 "2003-10-20T10:31:18Z")
Mr. Rilch and I met Ron Jeremy at a convention. Two Polaroids mark this event. I no longer remember if I knew in advance that RJ would be there, and chose this outfit deliberately, but I was wearing a pleated miniskirt (and at the time, had the legs for it :() and what Mr. Rilch refers to as “The Sweater”. And let’s just say that I am not a member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. Now, Mr. Rilch loves to refer to this as “the time Ron Jeremy groped my wife”, but there was, actually, no groping. It was like a bear hug, but his hands didn’t go anywhere that my own dad’s wouldn’t. But you should have seen the lascivious grin, spreading across his face like spilled beer, when Mr. Rilch asked for the favor of photographing us! Of course, I don’t know if this was a “canned” reaction that he recreated for every female fan. But at any rate, I can say that I was leered at by Ron Jeremy. And as I always say when Mr. Rilch tells the story, “It would have been an insult if he **hadn’t** reacted that way.” ---
**Author:** ![cygnus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e0b2c6/32.png) [@cygnus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cygnus)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gandalf-touched-my-ass/207673/48 "2003-10-20T16:22:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lissener \* > \*\*I used to date David Sedaris. > > \*\* Interesting! I am very fond of DS’s writing. Funny stuff! Admittedly, not quite on a level with a grope from Gandalf, but noteworthy nevertheless. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gandalf-touched-my-ass/207673/49 "2003-10-20T17:53:30Z")
Am I the only one who thinks of dearly departed Wesley Willis whenever I see this thread title? _Gandolf touched my ass Gandolf touched my aaaaasssssss!_ Andy Rooney once yelled at me and my girlfriend and accused us of stealing his cab. He chased the cab down the street when it pulled off. _Didja ever have your taxi stolen by two young women on their way to a disco? Dontcha just hate when that happens?_ ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f07891/32.png) [@Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Plastic_Ninja)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gandalf-touched-my-ass/207673/50 "2003-10-21T14:43:41Z")
Damn it! I wish I was a man, so that Ian McKellen would grope MY ass. Yummy Alan Rickman would be a pretty decent second place, though. 😉 Seriously, I don’t know if I’d be offended or not. Probably just stunned beyond all capacity for rational thought. But still – rowr. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gandalf-touched-my-ass/207673.md?page=2)