# Gang of Wimmins Pub Band! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 26, 2001, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gang-of-wimmins-pub-band/59528 "2001-03-26T12:39:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gang-of-wimmins-pub-band/59528/41 "2001-04-01T16:52:11Z")
Well, I can tell you where your first stop is **lurker**. You have been neglecting your duties as head groupie. My neck is sore from my drummer’s crash course. I need massage. I need it now. I’ll have the passion fruit scented oil please. A bit lower. Lower. Oooooooooooohhhhhh… My, that’s good. This one’s a keeper, girls. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gang-of-wimmins-pub-band/59528/42 "2001-04-01T18:05:07Z")
Well, I am a hands-on kind of groupie… and such a well-named oil, too… Just let me know if I rub you the wrong way - and if I rub you the right way, let me know too…😃 ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gang-of-wimmins-pub-band/59528/43 "2001-04-01T18:12:35Z")
I’ve actually been working full-time (temporary) this week, so missed this earlier. Am I too late? Would a Spider Woman be useful? I could play my alto recorder with one set of arms, guitar with another, and do tambourine or other percussive instruments as well. And I could wear something black, slinky, and covered with sequins and silvery webbing. Have stage costumes been selected, or is that too formal for a pub band? ----:p/ x o x o x ----///\\ ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gang-of-wimmins-pub-band/59528/44 "2001-04-01T21:30:59Z")
Hoo Ahh! I don’t care what anyone else says, even though I’ve never experienced it myself, I am convinced that with only one exception, there is nothing in the world like Canookie. **Cerowyn and Odieman** , consider yourselves my private Canookies. 😃 **Woody** , I will need two forms of proof that you are indeed Canadian. People have tried to fool me before… > [@](#): > > So where’s the first stop on the tour? Dublin, ya silly thing. I figure we’ll spend about a month there playing pubs, tightening up the show and seducing the locals. Costumes? Still waiting on **Pammipoo** for that. ---
**Author:** ![Pammipoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/87869e/32.png) [@Pammipoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pammipoo)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gang-of-wimmins-pub-band/59528/45 "2001-04-02T07:04:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tatertot \* > \*\*Costumes? Still waiting on **Pammipoo** for that. \*\* Hmm. I’m thinking Coyote Ugly style. We gotta have something to keep the boys drooling. Any suggestions? I’m thinking a side trip to NYC is in order…you can’t have a pub band without a good sopping spree!!! ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gang-of-wimmins-pub-band/59528/46 "2001-04-02T07:39:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Pammipoo \* > \*\* > I’m thinking a side trip to NYC is in order…you can’t have a pub band without a good sopping spree!!! \*\* It just ain’t a spree unless it’s sopping! Hmmm, never saw Coyote Ugly, what did they wear? Me, I’m just going to wear my blue running shorts and skimpy little tops. I heard I look pretty gosh darn cute in them. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gang-of-wimmins-pub-band/59528/47 "2001-04-02T07:58:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tatertot \* > \*\* Gotta get me some of that Canookie before I die, it’s one of my life-long goals. \*\* Hmm, just thought I should drop in with a small “canookie” tale. Many years ago, I managed to pick up a Canuck sailor in a San Diego bar. We danced, went outside, sucked on each other’s lips for about an hour, exchanged numbers before I went home. The next weekend, we went out to dinner. Things went well during the course of the evening and so I discovered that sex in a Nissan Sentra is less fun than it sounds. (Only because of space limitations). The next weekend, I picked him up from the dock, with his friends, dropped his friends off at a strip club and brought him to the park for a picnic. Things went well, as before, so we ended up at my place. I proved to him that he could ejaculate from oral stimulation only and he was the first person to ever illustrate to me what a clit is for. _Oh my-did he have dexterous fingers!_ [sub]If he’s a doper…Hi Walter[/sub] I don’t play any instuments or sing well. I do however a couple other stories…or if there are any openings for extra wimmin who can drink a lot and smoke like a chimney, though…SIGN me up 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gang-of-wimmins-pub-band/59528/48 "2001-04-02T15:20:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Pammipoo \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by tatertot \* > > \*\*Costumes? Still waiting on **Pammipoo** for that. \*\* > > Hmm. I’m thinking Coyote Ugly style. We gotta have something to keep the boys drooling. Any suggestions? > > I’m thinking a side trip to NYC is in order…you can’t have a pub band without a good sopping spree!!! \*\* ``` Hey, at the NYC DOpeFest we went to a place that reminded me of the trailer, at least, for Coyote Ugly. And it was almost 9 before any of the Doper women started to dance on the bar... Oh, Pammi, what was sopping? ``` [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gang-of-wimmins-pub-band/59528.md?page=2)