# Gangbanged by which musical group? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 20, 2017, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gangbanged-by-which-musical-group/794185 "2017-08-20T13:54:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2017, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gangbanged-by-which-musical-group/794185/1 "2017-08-20T13:54:27Z")
By which of these musical groups would you prefer to be gangbanged? Typo. Last choice should read Benny Goodman. Fucking Cheetah keyboard autocorrect. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2017, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gangbanged-by-which-musical-group/794185/2 "2017-08-20T13:56:46Z")
Er, the Bangles. It’s right there in the name. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2017, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gangbanged-by-which-musical-group/794185/3 "2017-08-20T13:59:18Z")
Don’t fight the hypothetical, man! ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2017, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gangbanged-by-which-musical-group/794185/4 "2017-08-20T14:09:07Z")
No K-Pop? I’m not a big fan of that music, but the groups look nice. ---
**Author:** ![BobBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@BobBitchin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobBitchin)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2017, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gangbanged-by-which-musical-group/794185/5 "2017-08-20T16:09:08Z")
The Runaways. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2017, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gangbanged-by-which-musical-group/794185/6 "2017-08-20T16:26:11Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Er, the Bangles. It’s right there in the name. > [@BobBitchin](#): > > The Runaways. Either of these. I’ll put Bananarama on the list too. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2017, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gangbanged-by-which-musical-group/794185/7 "2017-08-20T16:41:47Z")
Y’all fight that hypothetical as if it were Hitler. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2017, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gangbanged-by-which-musical-group/794185/8 "2017-08-20T16:50:30Z")
If the survey doesn’t have the proper responses, its not the fault of the people being asked. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2017, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gangbanged-by-which-musical-group/794185/9 "2017-08-20T16:54:08Z")
Au contraire. The question involves _which of the listed band_s the respondent would prefer to have pouring the pork to hir. Not being interested in teh seks with any of the listed bands would simply point towards not replying at all. Although, in retrospect, I probably should have included an “All of the Above” option. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2017, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gangbanged-by-which-musical-group/794185/10 "2017-08-20T17:08:16Z")
_The New Christy Minstrals_ gets my write-in vote. I’m not entirely sure who/what they are, but I love the idea of going on Maury Povich for a _I Was Gangbanged By The New Christy Minstals_ tell-all. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2017, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gangbanged-by-which-musical-group/794185/11 "2017-08-20T17:10:08Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > _The New Christy Minstrals_ gets my write-in vote. > > I’m not entirely sure who/what they are, but I love the idea of going on Maury Povich for a _I Was Gangbanged By The New Christy Minstals_ tell-all. I like the way you think. I think it may be because I am Rickity-Rickity wrecked. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2017, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gangbanged-by-which-musical-group/794185/12 "2017-08-20T19:20:43Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > Au contraire. The question involves _which of the listed band_s the respondent would prefer to have pouring the pork to hir. Not being interested in teh seks with any of the listed bands would simply point towards not replying at all. Although, in retrospect, I probably should have included an “All of the Above” option. Unless I’m completely misunderstanding some hidden point in your OP, I doubt you’ll get many women to respond because even hypothetical gangbanging by rock stars is pretty disgusting and scary. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2017, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gangbanged-by-which-musical-group/794185/13 "2017-08-20T19:30:41Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > Unless I’m completely misunderstanding some hidden point in your OP, I doubt you’ll get many women to respond because even hypothetical gangbanging by rock stars is pretty disgusting and scary. _The New Christy Minstrals_ and a slot on a future Maury Povich show, on the other hand . . . ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2017, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gangbanged-by-which-musical-group/794185/14 "2017-08-20T20:00:24Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > Unless I’m completely misunderstanding some hidden point in your OP, I doubt you’ll get many women to respond because even hypothetical gangbanging by rock stars is pretty disgusting and scary. Maybe he meant guys. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2017, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gangbanged-by-which-musical-group/794185/15 "2017-08-20T20:37:24Z")
In the case of most of these groups, you’d have to be a necrophilac if you wanted to be gang banged by them. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2017, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gangbanged-by-which-musical-group/794185/16 "2017-08-20T20:59:27Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > Unless I’m completely misunderstanding some hidden point in your OP, I doubt you’ll get many women to respond because even hypothetical gangbanging by rock stars is pretty disgusting and scary. Well, I think you owe me, and the board at large, an apology for your egregious sexism. I troubled to use the pronoun “hir.” ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2017, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gangbanged-by-which-musical-group/794185/17 "2017-08-20T21:08:56Z")
If the OP has a serious interest in the topic, he can: 1. Start it over in Cafe Society, since this seems to be focused on interest in musicians; and 2. Do so without crossing the line on a[llowable approaches to discussing sex](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7696990&postcount=5) on the board. This particular thread is closed.