# Garden Gnomes **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 24, 2008, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/garden-gnomes/474302 "2008-11-24T18:55:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2008, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/garden-gnomes/474302/201 "2008-12-10T15:55:12Z")
Have you seen Gnoma Rae organizing a gnome worker’s union. You can find them by the picket fence. ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2008, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/garden-gnomes/474302/202 "2008-12-10T15:56:43Z")
arghhhh!, stop it please!, gnomore bad puns! ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2008, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/garden-gnomes/474302/203 "2008-12-10T16:01:21Z")
> [@chowder](#): > > A gnegative response to my hearfelt plea for help I gnotice [ol] [li]Highlight the text you want to make a link. For example, GNOME. [/li][li]Click the **Insert Link icon** (globe with chain).[/li][li]In the Please insert URL field, type or paste the URL of the web site you want to link to.[/li][li]Click **OK**.[/li][/ol] Result: [GNOME](http://www.zwerglignomes.com/) ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2008, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/garden-gnomes/474302/204 "2008-12-10T16:31:31Z")
zwerglignomes.com Yes, yes, yes I did it. \*scuttles off to gnash teeth on a gnome and gnaw on a gnu ---
**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2008, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/garden-gnomes/474302/205 "2008-12-10T17:28:09Z")
> [@chowder](#): > > 7 fucking elf type gnomes PLUS a bleeding sleigh and reindeer. Elves who are really Gnomes!?! **For Shame** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2008, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/garden-gnomes/474302/206 "2008-12-10T17:39:14Z")
> [@chowder](#): > > zwerglignomes.com > > Yes, yes, yes I did it. > > \*scuttles off to gnash teeth on a gnome and gnaw on a gnu Aha! So you CAN teach an old gnome gnew tricks. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2008, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/garden-gnomes/474302/207 "2008-12-10T18:15:45Z")
> [@chowder](#): > > zwerglignomes.com > > Yes, yes, yes I did it. > > \*scuttles off to gnash teeth on a gnome and gnaw on a gnu (And the technical writer saves the day, or at least **chowder** ’s sanity.) ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2008, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/garden-gnomes/474302/208 "2008-12-10T18:30:14Z")
> [@bannerrefugee](#): > > Elves who are really Gnomes!?! > > **For Shame** Gnot really, there is a distinct difference between Gnomes and Gnelves. F’rinstance, Gnomes don’t help Santa, they just lurk in gardens waiting to trip him up ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2008, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/garden-gnomes/474302/209 "2008-12-10T20:51:57Z")
How many of the gnomeless population lead a gnomadic existence? ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/garden-gnomes/474302/210 "2008-12-11T07:51:47Z")
> [@ivan\_astikov](#): > > How many of the gnomeless population lead a gnomadic existence? Gnone of them, they congregate around gnomones in peoples gardens ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/garden-gnomes/474302/211 "2008-12-11T19:24:57Z")
Is it true C\*\*\*\*howder’s favourite song is “Gnome More Heroes”? ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/garden-gnomes/474302/212 "2008-12-11T20:47:54Z")
> [@ivan\_astikov](#): > > Is it true C\*\*\*\*howder’s favourite song is “Gnome More Heroes”? I thought it was, “I’ll be Gnome for Christmas.” ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/garden-gnomes/474302/213 "2008-12-11T20:58:30Z")
All wrong. It’s “There’s no place like Gnome” ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/garden-gnomes/474302/214 "2008-12-11T21:22:49Z")
“You’re Gnomebody till Somebody Loves You.” ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/garden-gnomes/474302/215 "2008-12-11T21:45:42Z")
“Gnomeward Bound” was a big hit with the little folk. ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/garden-gnomes/474302/216 "2008-12-11T21:57:30Z")
“Gnome on the Range” was all the rage with your actual cowpokes ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/garden-gnomes/474302/217 "2008-12-11T23:38:12Z")
What ever happened to that girl on YouTube? You know, Gnobama Girl? ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2008, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/garden-gnomes/474302/218 "2008-12-12T00:56:10Z")
Gnow body gnows, the trouble **Chowder** has seen… Gnow body gnows the sorrow… ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2008, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/garden-gnomes/474302/219 "2008-12-12T05:00:43Z")
- Walks away humming “Yes, we have gnome bananas, we have gnome bananas today” \* ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2008, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/garden-gnomes/474302/220 "2008-12-12T08:17:02Z")
Why can’t I get that song out of my head?, you know the one "There’s gno business like show business, like… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/garden-gnomes/474302.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/garden-gnomes/474302.md?page=12)