# Garden Gnomes **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 24, 2008, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/garden-gnomes/474302 "2008-11-24T18:55:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2015, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/garden-gnomes/474302/363 "2015-06-20T14:36:51Z")
Gnome Gnump Batgnome Supergnome Hellgnome Wilvergnome ---
**Author:** ![LurkerInNJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ed655f/32.png) [@LurkerInNJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkerInNJ)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2015, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/garden-gnomes/474302/364 "2015-06-20T18:52:45Z")
> [@Shirley\_Ujest](#): > > That is so wrong. > So very wrong. > Where can I buy one right now? Amazon sells them. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2015, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/garden-gnomes/474302/365 "2015-06-20T21:45:19Z")
_The Gnompire Strikes Back_ If I had a lawn gnome, I could go for [this guy](http://patriotdepot.com/say-hello-to-my-little-friend-garden-gnome/). ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2016, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/garden-gnomes/474302/366 "2016-02-23T03:01:36Z")
I just had to share: [Gnomezilla](http://cdn3.volusion.com/mdljw.yyxxc/v/vspfiles/photos/GNTREX-2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/garden-gnomes/474302/367 "2017-06-23T03:17:48Z")
[Game of Gnomes.](http://www.gardenfun.com/game-of-gnomes.html?gclid=CIiRkP_-0tQCFZBLDQod5CoKow) ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/garden-gnomes/474302/368 "2017-06-23T03:22:42Z")
Oh dear, this site is too much. [Sasquatch, the gnome wrecker.](http://www.gardenfun.com/sasquatch-gnome.html) ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/garden-gnomes/474302/369 "2018-11-16T15:05:17Z")
Feasting Kitty: [![](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61r6DiMeaML._SL1000_.jpg) ](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61r6DiMeaML._SL1000_.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2018, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/garden-gnomes/474302/370 "2018-11-17T16:55:53Z")
_That’s a mighty Fancy Feast!_ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2018, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/garden-gnomes/474302/371 "2018-11-17T20:45:13Z")
[They’re _ba-ack!_](https://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/xl/gnombie-undead-zombie-garden-gnome-xl.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2022, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/garden-gnomes/474302/372 "2022-01-25T13:02:35Z")
Rapper “Gnomes”: [https://www.smallgiftsmall.com/products/rappers-resin-ornament-gardenhome-decor?fbclid=IwAR2Q-Jrz4lbk76dby1mmHwwKyDboN2Tt-zx4dLkBTkWp8C7tagrDKLszh88](https://www.smallgiftsmall.com/products/rappers-resin-ornament-gardenhome-decor?fbclid=IwAR2Q-Jrz4lbk76dby1mmHwwKyDboN2Tt-zx4dLkBTkWp8C7tagrDKLszh88) ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2022, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/garden-gnomes/474302/373 "2022-01-25T15:27:24Z")
I waited 3 years, and all I got was a stupid advertisement. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2022, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/garden-gnomes/474302/374 "2022-01-25T16:55:25Z")
I’d like a Klaus Gnomi. [![Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/JdTR8Dz.jpeg "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/JdTR8Dz) ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2022, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/garden-gnomes/474302/375 "2022-01-25T18:44:07Z")
Gnomies. > **[TILI: An ode to the gnomes of 'On My Block'](https://mashable.com/article/on-my-block-gnomes)** > > Julio, Juanita, and a whole lot of real ones. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/garden-gnomes/474302.md?page=18)