# Gardening anyone?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gardening-anyone/8458>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 23, 1999, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gardening-anyone/8458 "1999-09-23T09:10:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 1999, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gardening-anyone/8458/21 "1999-09-26T05:07:00Z")

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Stoidela: Wow. I wanna be a pornographer, too!

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Veni, Vidi, Visa … I came, I saw, I bought.

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**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 1999, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gardening-anyone/8458/22 "1999-09-26T22:39:00Z")

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What does being a pornographer have to do with my garden???

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 1999, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gardening-anyone/8458/23 "1999-09-26T23:00:00Z")

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KAT:

Good to see there are more people that enjoy the “down to earth” gardening on elevated levels. (Huh ? That sentence doesn’t even make sense to ME 🙂 )  
I’ve got 2 chairs myself, did I mention the garbage can was also up there ? Along with the obvious cases of beer (empty, please return us, we’ve been here since February now !)

Coldfire

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“You know how complex women are”

- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)

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**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gardening-anyone/8458/24 "1999-09-27T01:53:00Z")

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Stoid: Me being in Dullsville, er, Des Moines, Iowa, your place sounds heavenly.

If you’re making the kind of money it takes to get a place like that, I wanna do what you do. (You wouldn’t happen to be in the market for a partner would you?)

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Veni, Vidi, Visa … I came, I saw, I bought.

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gardening-anyone/8458/25 "1999-09-27T15:13:00Z")

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Doobieous, this is kind of dumb of me, but after all these years I learned that its not even a real oak tree, even though its called  
a ‘Tan Oak.’ Some of you might be familiar with it, it has round tan leaves, but no acorns. nuts.

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