# Gary Kasparov, Chess Master,  Teaches Us How To Rattle Trump

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gary-kasparov-chess-master-teaches-us-how-to-rattle-trump/779784>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [February 13, 2017, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gary-kasparov-chess-master-teaches-us-how-to-rattle-trump/779784 "2017-02-13T23:58:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Xema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9de053/32.png) [@Xema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xema)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gary-kasparov-chess-master-teaches-us-how-to-rattle-trump/779784/21 "2017-02-15T23:15:40Z")

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> [@drad\_dog](#):
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> Did you know he didn’t go to the white house with his team to see President Blackperson, oops I mean president Obama.

Good point. Brady’s consistent unwillingness to work or associate with anyone not of his favorite race is obvious.

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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gary-kasparov-chess-master-teaches-us-how-to-rattle-trump/779784/22 "2017-02-15T23:38:35Z")

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> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#):
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> Gary Kasparov, Chess Master, provides a strategy for rattling Trump, fore & aft.

Spot on, though I’d add humour. It appears that not only does Trump not himself do humour but he dislikes people poking fun at him.

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gary-kasparov-chess-master-teaches-us-how-to-rattle-trump/779784/23 "2017-02-16T05:12:49Z")

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> [@Esox\_Lucius](#):
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> He’s still alive. That’s something of an accomplishment for an opponenet of Putin.

That’s a very good point! Though wasn’t Kasparov attacked by a flying, remote control dildo?

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gary-kasparov-chess-master-teaches-us-how-to-rattle-trump/779784/24 "2017-02-16T06:17:57Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> That’s a very good point! Though wasn’t Kasparov attacked by a flying, remote control dildo?

I Remember that!

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gary-kasparov-chess-master-teaches-us-how-to-rattle-trump/779784/25 "2017-02-16T06:21:00Z")

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Here we go

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wFcZm7UUYIg/hqdefault.jpg "Kasparov's Flying Penis - Apocalypse Now Version") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFcZm7UUYIg)

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gary-kasparov-chess-master-teaches-us-how-to-rattle-trump/779784/26 "2017-02-16T06:22:31Z")

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[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wFcZm7UUYIg/hqdefault.jpg "Kasparov's Flying Penis - Apocalypse Now Version") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFcZm7UUYIg)

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gary-kasparov-chess-master-teaches-us-how-to-rattle-trump/779784/27 "2017-02-16T06:28:22Z")

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Sorry for double post…link says broken on my phone.

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**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gary-kasparov-chess-master-teaches-us-how-to-rattle-trump/779784/28 "2017-02-16T14:49:19Z")

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> [@drad\_dog](#):
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> Meaning “Well played!” I was just hoping you wouldn’t cite Alinsky because as a progressive I have no answer and must bow down to the point you have made.
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> BTW Hannity mentioned Alinsky yesterday too, defending his buddy now that there’s “blood in the water.” Coincidence?
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> I have noticed that when righties and cons are on the ropes they use the name Alinsky to ward off the need to actually be serious and talk about reality.

I am neither a “rightie” nor a “con”, and I don’t watch Hannity. I was pointing out that there are significant overlaps between Kasparov’s strategy and Alinsky’s rules.

Try to not read things into posts that aren’t there.

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**Author:** ![Esox\_Lucius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/848f3c/32.png) [@Esox\_Lucius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esox_Lucius)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gary-kasparov-chess-master-teaches-us-how-to-rattle-trump/779784/29 "2017-02-16T14:58:06Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> That’s a very good point! Though wasn’t Kasparov attacked by a flying, remote control dildo?

> [@madsircool](#):
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> Here we go
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> [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wFcZm7UUYIg](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wFcZm7UUYIg)

A bold gambit, but successfully defended by the Leaping Swat manoeuvre.

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**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gary-kasparov-chess-master-teaches-us-how-to-rattle-trump/779784/30 "2017-02-16T18:05:59Z")

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> [@August\_West](#):
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> I am neither a “rightie” nor a “con”, and I don’t watch Hannity. I was pointing out that there are significant overlaps between Kasparov’s strategy and Alinsky’s rules.
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> Try to not read things into posts that aren’t there.

Puhlease! You’re gonna make me bust a gut.

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**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gary-kasparov-chess-master-teaches-us-how-to-rattle-trump/779784/31 "2017-02-16T19:07:57Z")

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> [@drad\_dog](#):
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> Puhlease! You’re gonna make me bust a gut.

What a delightful response, see you in [the Pit](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20005203#post20005203).

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